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Stranger Things
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Love Begins
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we're not kids anymore.

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@soupsauce
what was your first book obsession as a kid?
Harry Potter
Percy jackson
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Hunger Games
Classics (one you think of that’s not on here)
A Fairy Tale Collection
Fairy Tales (Brothers Grimm edition specifically)
Fairy Tales (Hans Christian Anderson specifically)
Rangers Apprentice/Brotherband Chronicles
The Hobbit
I didn’t read, I watched movies
Other (please reblog and specify)
This is gonna be obscure, but Geronimo Stilton. Not exactly on the same level of epic as these other series but I absolutely love those books.
Maximum Ride Gang
y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this
chris hemsworth wishes
i said supernatural instead of stargate im losing my fucking mind
I thought it was an honest trolling attempt and I respected you for it tbh.
Me, before reading the rest of the post:
literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water
Wet beast
remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called
hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns
some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours
More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today
My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall
HI EVERYONE OP HERE I QUIT THIS JOB TODAY
do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation
“of course this is the bare minimum amount of labor someone must perform to be a human being worthy of being alive! what do you think, rimon?” brother if i told you what i think about this your head would fucking explode.
I was talking at work about how fucking boring mens fashion is and how I wish I could wear skirts and dresses and stuff without getting weird looks and people were laughing like i was joking? And then this girl said "you don't want to start wearing skirts, then you have to shave your legs!" and i said well no and she said okay maybe not as a man but I still have to and i said "well... you don't though" and she thought that was a joke?????? I fucking hate gender
it’s okay bro ur out here doing the lords work. telling women that they can be hairy is basically a divine mission
I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals
i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users
they're in love
Remember, kids
The answer to your problems is self-discipline
Chat is this real
no. your problems are everyone elses fault and the answer is to kill people
So true and real thank you for your wisdom ❤️
what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮
The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space
mario is a woman and just really butch