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[obsidianphoenix14]

Art prompt: Library of Light

[funnymarvel]

training session that consists of Clint beating everyone at dodgeball

[funnymarvel]

he nails natasha in the head and everybody freezes in terror

they have to coax him down from the rafters hours later

“its ok shes gone”

“NO SHE ISNT SHES JUST WAITING”

[bowestin]

Okay but

Clint was in the rafters. He had taken the half empty net bag of dodge balls with him on his way up when no one was looking. As soon as he heard the whistle for the start of the round he threw three balls and they all hit. After less than a minute he had the whole team out and the only one to even notice him had been Natasha. He was screwed.

[obsidianphoenix14]

Does that make her a bird-eating spider?

[obsidianphoenix14]

Hey crafty antiques side of Tumblr, what is this????

[obsidianphoenix14]

The Houses As Actual Shakespeare Quotes

Gryffindor: thou saucy fellow

Ravenclaw: dissembling harlot, thou art false in all

Slytherin: thou misshapen dick

Hufflepuff: what, you egg

[aristicthonia]

PLAYLISTS FOR THE FOUR HOGWARTS HOUSES

Hufflepuff 

Slytherin

Gryffindor 

Ravenclaw 

[felixves-deactivated20151116]

I do this thing where if i have to go to a family event where I will be expected to be a girl I pretend I am a SPY and I am IN DISGUISE AS A TEEN GIRL and my mission is to EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM MY GRANDPARENTS without giving away my real identity. works every time.

your dress and makeup is now a DISGUISE

your ‘birth name’ is now an ALIAS

getting told by your parents to be nice and not yell at anyone being racist is MISSION BRIEFING

your entire extended family are now FOREIGN DIGNITARIES and you gotta make it thru the evening without being discovered as a RADICAL SPY

carrying a small water pistol and one of those fake-lipstick pens in your purse helps to get in the zone. the best part of being a spy is the nifty gadgets everyone knows that.

BONUS if you have to bring a friend of another gender with you to pretend to be your boyfriend. you are both PARTNER SPIES and one of you has to be the cranky but soft-hearted veteran and the other has to be the endearingly-assholeish rookie. 

[lesbianmaia-deactivated20170215]

thesexualpistols

[cthulhu-jewellery]

My tentacled agate and labradorite necklaces http://www.cthulhujewellery.com

[humpbackpigeons]

grimdarkglub

[mirrorscape]

thebibliosphere

[smo-mo]

the reason I have been quiet and stressed is mostly because of this. I made this from scratch and now I need a nap and alcohol.

faberge egg, Renaissance and Leonardo da Vinci themed anatomy cabinet, with magnetic removable organs and tools (all completely 3d), a tiny book with tiny writing and tiny sketches, and some candles.

made from resin, milliput, chemiwood, styrene, blood, paint, superglue, tears and stress.

[best-of-memes]

[proudreally]

This is too good not to reblog

[tonedeafandh0t]

i don’t understand why i get so much joy from an animated dancing tree but i can’t help myself

LOOK AT IT! 

LOOK HOW CUTE IT IS!!!!!!!

[neimenhvafan-deactivated2020062]

TOO CUTE

[obsidianphoenix14]

#semicolonproject416 Stay strong everybody

[iian-gallaghers]

Visit Original Link

this is gospel (piano version) layered 3 times: left ear, right ear, and middle

headphones are strongly recommended!

[watercolor-moon-blog]

I AM SCREAMING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[gracies-tulip-tyme]

I CAN NOW DIE HAPPY. THANK YOU GOD AND ALSO JESUS FOR THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF HEAVEN

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[stunningpicture]

A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds

[chronically--cute]

SO MY FRIEND FOUND A REALLY CREEPY ARTIST’S MANNEQUIN

BUT THEN IT GOT WEIRD

SEND HELP

[supermillion]

☆～（ゝ。∂）

[coelasquid]

how do I purchase this.

[makesongsnotmistakes]

[howlinattheimpala]

[iwasrorya-deactivated20130504]

What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

[magick-missile]

[buttchair]

i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god

i filled up both sides

[astroidbelt-moved]

what just happened

[wendy-darling-forever]

this makes me uncomfortable, 

[kateinator]

then do =x+2+ for the next part

[fraud-monet]

for “or blow me a kiss, and that’s lucky too” it’s =+1=+1

[sailorkitkat]

What is this sorcery?!?!

[floretsilva]

this is my favorite post on tumblr

the ending is: 12=x1=

[ollieofthebeholder]

So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go:

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = + 1 = + 1

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 2 + 2 1 = x + 2 +

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 7 7 2 + = x + 2 + = x - 7 - 2

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = x + 2 1 = x + 2 + 1 2 = x 1 =

[finaltennessee]

My mind just broke

[izzyhill]

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

[heartbeatsandpeonies]

As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[omfgdanshobbithair-deactivated2]

As an English person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[nlxy]

As an American person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

[pawgleprosy]

[funny-and-clever-url-deactivate]

[bangerzlester]

[moved-to-renminiscent]

reblogging cause new zealand