It just refuses to do anything

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sarahconnorjr]

[shiftythrifting]

[curseworm]

psychiatry is for suckers

[whitepeopletwitter]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

gonna go start bar fights so I can get a cool facial scar 

[sheepdippedmax]

This one time we filled a glass forty bottle with gasoline and threw it in the bon fire. It exploded into my face and now I have three not so cool scars on my face

And two broken teeth

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

what did you expect to happen 

[sheepdippedmax]

The Lord to protect me

[m1911s-3rd-prestige]

King honestly

[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

[jasonttodd]

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

[stimman4000]

[saeraas]

[theindestructiblelittlemy]

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

[randomslasher]

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

[methotrex8]

[onvochn]

New Blood spitting straight facts

[mercerism]

I just wanted to make an inspirational video but I hit the wrong audio filter

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fat-pikachu-nation]

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

The clown, after sucking me off, proceeds to pull the multicolored rags out from my weenie while I clap in joyful glee

[nyawave]

Hey cid this is a post

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

I then proceed to smack the clown’s ass, giving off a loud distinct honk that’s only heard when clapping the ass cheek of a clown in heat

[alphashrooms-deactivated2021022]

The wrong person got deactivated here

[deadbeatmaker]

adults are like my hobbies and interests are grocery store

[truenoodle]

Fuck you grocery store is fun and exciting and filled with tasty morsels