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Obsta. any prns. 20, ic: @jeffthegriller

[obsto]

pinned post. mostly just reblog funny shit at times I fandom post. I do not tag things often I used to but I'll be real I got lazy. sometimes I'll make a flag or two doing that is fun.

roleplay blogs under the cut

@angelas-administrativeoffice - semi active, pkmn oc

@scientific-battlestudent - inactive, bba student

@unburdened-focus - active, grimsley

@sinistcharm - inactive, carmine

@cool-hibiscus - active, daisuke faller

@aperturelegendaries - active, glados faller

[obsto]

Check out the funny hlvrai server community on Discord - hang out with 94 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

smiles big and wide. act 3 tuesday you want to join my hlvrai discord server (16+) to discuss it with your new friends froever. sniles. join my server it is very system friendly btw

[z-oot]

Yosuke karma

[strawbsonmars]

good morning

[fishingboatproceeds]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone-de]

john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up

[fishingboatproceeds]

sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[redstonedust]

yall ever lose interest in something so you stop seeking out content for it and your brain will be like. wow its so crazy that that thing used to be everywhere and then everyone stopped talking about it. so crazy that it fell off like that because nobody is talking about it on my personal curated social media and youtube algorithms. surely no other factors here.

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

[deadelated]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[roadside--picnic]

[immigrant]

this was tumblr in 2013

[allegedly-human]

This is tumblr in 2026

[calicocoffee101]

THE GIRLS ARE GIRLING GIRLING

[lotus-pear]

lotus draw more shusumi please my life is yours 🤞🤞

they still have my favorite showtime in the whole game 🥹✌🏼

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale