Abandoned Prince

  Hi I'm Dork and I'm gay for my answering machine. A/N: Hi I'm Hal and Dirk gave me creative freedom with making his blog! ((Semi-dependent Dirk Strider, shared timeline with autonomousambiguity!))

[waywardausterity-blog]

((Hi! I’m a new roleplay blog for Brainiac 5 (Brainy) from Legion of Superheroes! If you’re interested in roleplaying with me could you give this a like/reblog so I can check out your blog? Thanks!))

[autonomousambiguity]

((I did sprites of Auto and Dirk. Love my boys.))

[autonomousambiguity]

M!A; you're now sprited with oceanlxve for as long as the mun wants! Have fun, kiddo.

==> Hal and Dirk: Notice something is off.

When you wake up in the morning, something feels weird. You don’t quite feel like yourself- well, you do, but not only yourself. It’s like some other part of you has opened up inside your head, some part you’ve been ignoring since code became bot and brain became human, so many years ago.

You reach up to rub at your eyes, and open them to stare at deep red-orange hands. What…? What is going on here? Rapidly you scramble to look at your phone- one of your phones?- and notice the message that had been left for you the night before. Startled, you jump up, new sprite-given wings (on Hal’s part, you think) and old sprite-given fins (definitely from Dirk) spreading in surprise and slight anxiety.

What the hell happened to you? 

==> M!A: Start.==> DirkHalsprite: Enter. 

[absurdistrampallion-deactivated]

big shout out to @oceanlxve for inviting me to his concert last weekend

it was a lot of fun tbh i should check out his shows more often

…although maybe next time ill take it easy on the drinks, haha

figured id make something to demonstrate my appreciation

enjoy

[oceanlxve]

Oh my God.

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

UNHAND ME YANKEE

[carbisari]

l:

V:

[mewssings]

tag urself: muse count version

[allerliefste-archive-deactivate]

this is absolutely the best thing i have read all day

[dochudson]

Here’s Dwight sleeping on a sweatshirt. My sister named her after Dwight from the office she’s really sweet and loves being petted and she’s very cute and I love her

[penis-butter-jelly-time]

@mostlycatsmostly

[oceanlxve]

I woke up to the girls trying to make me breakfast. The entire house smells like smoke, but you better damn well believe I'm going to eat every single one of these blackened egg pieces.

[sunsetsandsolitude]

[rottsblog]

Btw,

If you feel cute in it wear it If you feel pretty in it wear it If you feel hot in it wear it If you feel cool in it wear it If you feel sexy in it wear it If you feel beautiful in it wear it If you feel handsome in it wear it If you feel comfortable in it wear it If you feel uncomfortable in it dont wear it

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oceanlxve]

@autonomousambiguity

[writing-prompt-s]

A team of time travelers realize that they can’t change history because the universe will always course correct. As such, they decided to mess with the past to see how far the universe will go to set things right.

[cartoon-tezzeret-deactivated201]

*God shows up* WILL YOU FUCKING STOP ALREADY?!?

[trapcard]

Relationships are about helping each other grow and that involves emotional labor on both parts both big and small things. If you know your partner has some sort of anxiety issue or w/e sending “hey i’ll be busy today i’ll text you when i can love you” will literally absolve so many issues in less than 30 seconds. But you freaks up here seem to think that caring about someone and catering to them (to a certain degree) is weird and unhealthy. And you wonder why you have no good relationships romantic or platonic. 

[chickpeabb-deactivated20180117]

Communication and consideration =/= clingy

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

[oceanlxve]

Relatable.

[oceanlxve]

My entire house has been taken over by my sleeping drunk friends.

[oceanlxve]

......

Wait.