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The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

thesixpennybook

#did they name it mau because thats the sound cats make!?

now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.

human: what the fuck are you?

cat: mau

human: oh okay then

casualdickgrab

The very first pokemon.

emmaeaster

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

#Human Things;

lezmazikeen-blog

feckyeslife-archive-deactivated

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

ricca-raccoon

This is both adorable and stressful to watch. Damn it, kittens, be good! Food’s coming!

erisiana

OH MY GOD SHE NAMED ONE OF HER CATS OBAMA

fenrir-kin

I love that kittens are gently placed on the ground… whereas adult cats, because they should know better (and are undoubtedly better at landing on their feet) are just… flung.

shelbyandvali-deactivated201810

Oh my god I love this

ignescent

I love that the kittens continue climbing her even after she steps away from the food - the goal is no longer ‘get to food’ it is ‘climb the human’!

UNDER SEIGE!!

Goals. Somewhat.

For every ∯ I get I will say/confess something without specifying for whom it is meant

I temporarily forgot this website existed because there is so little to do.

#ic

...Kell-El broke another wall. Fantastic.

#It is nearly 2am. What was he even doing.#ic

@rednotesilentsound started following you.

What is your opinion on rodents?

#ic #starter;

The mouse is making affectionate noises at me. I think we have become friends.

#ic

Poor little thing. Everyone acts like they adore him, and the next day they forget to feed him.

#ic

I take it back. The mouse is the only one who understands me.

#ic

I finally have returned to the base.

#For the record; no. No one questioned where I was.#I suppose if I wanted to keep a secret it would be a good thing.#ic

I have been on patrol since early this morning.

#No one has bothered to check in on me so I assume they are fine.#ic

tankiesinpari-deactivated202011

the word lover is so infinitely soft. So universal. So timeless. Two girls with awkward, hungry hands. A boy and a girl in the dark. Two men in empty light. A marriage of 40 years. Letters over eons. Sappho’s poems. The corner of a mouth. Lovers, lovers, lovers.

#Romantic interest;