in the woods somewhere

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Sorry I got a boner when you spat your blood in my face after I punched you in the mouth, it will happen again, do you still want to be my lifelong nemesis?

[devilishdescent]

go to your ass > options > security settings > toggle "kicked" to on

[blorboresidue]

the people on the vintage mobile phones subreddit are living in 2035. and 2000 simultaneously

[idyllisk]

“Do not unsheath me without reason. Do not wield me without valor.”

inscription on the sword of a Giovanni della Bande Nere statue on the facade of the Uffizi Gallery, Florence, Italy.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

[byjove]

“rich people will move out of NYC if Mamdani wins” man that would be so fucking awesome, maybe I could afford to live there then

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[vacillatordoll]

[namedvesta]

Giuliano Scandurra

[handweavers]

looking forward to turning 30 in a couple years so whenever anyone asks me a ridiculous question i can just be like "i'm literally thirty years old"

[teathattast]

[maidthings]

coworker next to me just closed his mostly red robinhood app to pull up his sports betting service

[389]

[frostedmagnolias]

Bag

c. 1830-1850

silk, metal

glasgow museums

[eleutheria4ever]

believe it or not, i’m divinely protected and there will be consequences for wronging me

[vint-agge-xx]

1930 Night Gown

[serenityofstillness]