[kosmogrl]

[crazysodomite]

You've been a Good cast-iron pan. Let Mommy take care of you... I'm going to Rub Oil all over you and Bake you at 230°C and you're going to like it... Badly behaved Pans go into the dishwasher and get Scrubbed with a Metal Sponge.

[oliviawebsite]

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

[effemimaniac]

I wouldn't hit it otherwise #DarkWoke

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[landmineblogging]

it renews every five years

[wiiwheel]

Party cock is in the mouth tonight

[psygull]

those shoelaces you like are about to come back in style

[psygull]

[pixiecaps]

help me

[bathroomcube]

spongebob shows off his sexual techniques

[yummiecornsyrup]

Moments before blasting gunk out of his cock

[bathroomcube]

yes!

[matchagirl]

[brucespringsteencomments]

[badassdemonsword]

my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas

[grox]

[adultlikers]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

so hard to explain your personal inside jokes but. okay so every time i roll a joint i’m like hmm how much is left in the tray.. about a joints worth..

and then i get caught up thinking about a weed butler named jointsworth

[wizardpostsdotorg]

thank you jointsworth

[wizardpostsdotorg]

your sativa, sir

[ewaneneollav]

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

[costcomembership]

[angelicguy]

One of my fav shots from my 19th birthday party... so many of my closest friends there but a ton of fake as fuck sharks as well

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

“this chick” is barack obama