Broken Home.

28, life giver, animal lover, tea drinker.

[adeles]

if this ain’t me

[everythingfox]

“Little lizard guy is clearly satisfied with the pineapple juice.”

(Source)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dynamiteking]

Have we tried turning 2020 off and back on again? 

[wadey-wilson]

no offense to 2020 but what the fuck

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Vladimir Mayakovsky, tr. by Bernard Meares from “How I Became A Dog,”

[remanence-of-love]

[madonna-of-the-wasps]

[oceansuponme]

Wassup dudes. It’s been a while.

[anxietyhaver]

[extrafabulouscomics]

pls support https://www.patreon.com/ExtraFabulousComics

[thetenderpassion]

[celticfox18]

….But he is right…. That’s a cuttlefish….

[damnkittydotcom-deactivated2019]

it’s not a cuttlefish 

[mintelly]

imagine continuing to mansplain squid to a squid scientist after being called out for mainsplaining squid to a squid scientist

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[systlin]

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

[surprisebitch]

i love Happy Feet

[skywulker-archive]

Oddly enough marvels greatest movies (winter soldier,black panther, and Thor) are all ones that don’t include Tony Stark

[skywulker-archive]

[oceansuponme]

This generation of kids are going to change the world. I am in absolute awe of every single one of them.

[lvnnsi]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]