callmekevin : gta v chaos mods … sentence starters
“Anyone smell BBQ?”
“God, this is unforgiving.”
“I’m coming to haunt you!”
“It was a gift, and I’m cold.”
“Please don’t fight me, dude.”
“I can do this… I can’t do this.”
“No, that’s Jesus on a Moped!”
“They’re just unloading bullets.”
“We actually made it! Oh my god!”
“Why are you so easily spooked?”
“Oh, I’m famous, they all love me.”
“You better be fucking enlightened!”
“It’s so hard to get anything done…”
“I mean, this even looks suspicious!”
“I was having fun for a few seconds.”
“Why are you constantly kicking me?”
“That’s not chaotic, that’s just nature.”
“I died from the gravity of the situation.”
“It’s not that bad… however, I am stuck.”
“I feel like I bring a lot of chaos, usually.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you. I’m in the ocean.”
“Hmm, maybe never say that ever again.”
“Beyblades, no. Stop letting it rip, please!”
“We gotta go before that thing falls on us.”
“I actually find it relaxing, so joke’s on you.”
“But, naturally, everyone screwed me over.”
“Stop being drunk! Get a better metabolism!”
“I went to Heaven, its out of their jurisdiction.”
“They’re all so confused. This is great, I love it!”
“This is so stressful all the time, but its so funny.”
“Its not very relaxing when he’s screaming at me!”
“Oh my god, that’s so uncomfortable. Please stop.”
“He was on fire for so long and no one was helping.”
“It’s gonna do something wacky. Completely random.”
“I don’t know what’s going on, please don’t attack me!”
“Oh, I’ve fallen down the stairs. Guess we can’t go biking.”
“And now all the vehicles are Beyblades, get out of my way!”
“This is way less weird than the other stuff that just happened.”
“Are you comfortable giving me a tattoo during an earthquake?”
“Please get into the damn car, because we’re going to blow up.”
“Why are the police after me? I blew up a car in my own house!”
“I think he needs more than yoga. I think its time to call the hospital.”
“We’re gonna be so chaotic, even WE won’t know what we’re doing.”
“I’m having a mid-life crisis. I think I’m having a few at the same time.”
“It has all the bells and whistles. It has everything. You just can’t see it.”
“I thought it was just part of the show, but no, he’s actually here to kill me.”
“That was the hardest part. Not, like, on a moral level. That part was easy.”
“There’s a whale on the roof over there. Property values are gonna plummet.”
“I’ve got a lot going on right now, no time to explain, please give me your car!”
“What ruined it for you? Was it the fact everyone was on fire or was it the dumptruck?”
“They sent killer clowns, James Bond, and mercenaries after me. Like, how deep are your pockets?”
“This whole time we’ve been looking in the forest for Bigfoot. We should have been looking on public transport.”
