jinshi is funny because you KNOWWW he caught loulan that fast because he went “hey… that was MY IDEA!” bcs bro i SAWWWW your mom last week and she was dressed like you
fandom crossover tomodachi life is so crazy. especially because no one can be gay
phoenix wright (ace attorney) and yor briar (spy x family) are deeply in love. loid set them up. zelda (legend of zelda) asked out her best friend kim kitsuragi (disco elysium) and got rejected. link (legend of zelda) wears a hamster suit and lives in a cave.
the closest to a gay relationship is luigi (super mario) and steve (minecraft) who are day 1 bbfs and have refused to become friends with anyone else. they spend all of their time together.
hate when yellow gets all the credit for being a primary color when it's literally r G b
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uhh... i literally am a subtractive primary. like yeah it sucks that you don't get the recognition you deserve but you don't have to put down other colors
🌷 majestic-magenta Follow
at least you're on the color wheel :(
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💎 cyan-ide Follow
I hate colors whose hex codes start with F. It's literally such a red flag
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🔍 clearasday Follow
not absorbing light, not reflecting light, but a secret third thing (letting it pass through me)
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🔮therealroyalpurple Follow
you're in her dms, i'm a fundamental part of her personality. we are not the same.
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🍎 rubyred Follow
if you can't be represented by a wavelength of light you're not a real color
🌷 majestic-magenta Follow
this is literally so toxic wtf! colors that are perceived only when the short and long cones are activated together are valid!
🎱 blackasmysoul Follow
tired of ppl telling me i'm the "absence of color" and therefore not a color myself. like you don't get to choose how I identify!
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🎱 blackasmysoul Follow
why is everyone saying that orange is the new me. I literally haven't gone anywhere
🏀 thecolornotthefruit Follow
sounds like a skill issue????
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💎 cyan-ide Follow
stop saying me and blue look alike!!! we are literally different colors!!!
If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!
Also do NOT append "12ft.io/" before a URL ! Typing an URL like this https://12ft.io/<URL> will redirect to a site that would break the display of the page by removing the paywall !
Honestly it's kind of prohibited to mash CTRL+P before some paywall windows can load in to get a PDF of the article. Really shouldn't be done tbh very dangerous🤷🏿♂️ ❌️
Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.
[image description by @kallistoi: two photos of the map described above, pinned to a wall. the scraps include pieces of paper, post-its, napkins, and a paper plate, all with directions drawn on them.]
Something was wrong with the Bentley, because (aside from a certain Angel) it had never let anyone who wasn't Crowley inside.
And now there was a child in the Bentley.
Crowley took a moment to glare at his car, who seemed wholly unrepentant. He opened the driver's side, slid into the seat and barked "get out" without so much as looking at the whelp.
"Is this you?"
The child was holding up a ballpoint pen drawing that was... A very good likeness actually.
Crowley snatched the page out of the child's hand. "Where did you get this?" He was not so much bothered by the fact there was a drawing of him, but of the fact there was a drawing of him without his glasses. There were very few people who could have made such a drawing.
"My guardian angel gave it to me."
'Dumbfounded' was not a good look on Crowley, he was aware. He usually tried to avoid it. He was very annoyed this time that he could not.
"Who are you?" He asked, but he had a terrifying suspicion he knew. Human looking, about 10 to 12...
"He said if anything ever happened, if I can't get in contact with him, I was to go to London. I could go to SoHo and find an old black car, a really old black car. And that the man in the car would make sure I was okay. That he would never let anything happen to a kid, any kid, much less me."
"This... Ngk, this 'guardian' angel of yours, when did you last see him?"
"Two weeks ago. We took a walk round my garden at home."
"And where is home?"
"It's in Edinburgh."
"Right," Crowley said, putting the Bentley into gear. "Course it is."
i’m actually surprised i havent seen anyone exploring the possible muriel crowley dynamic in s3
like just imagine crowley starts frequenting and spending ALL of his time at the bookshop because its not like aziraphale is popping in any time soon (though his head swivels anytime someone walks in) and the bookshop is like the only place crowley can go to interact with just a small piece of aziraphale. and of course muriel is there nervous and accommodating because, well, muriel, but also because crowley is pointedly silent and refuses to explain or justify his presence there at all. and slowly (maybe out of sheer loneliness boredom) crowley will abruptly ask muriel a vague question or advice or criticize their bookshop-keeping until eventually theyre talking and crowleys helping them understand humans and tidy the shop and crowley has his second real friend (one that hes not secretly agonizingly in love with)
i just feel like while aziraphale made all these connections with humans, its time the crowley formed a connection with someone other than aziraphale too
also can you IMAGINE the dynamic of innocent little muriel and 🥀⛓️👿 crowley
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