OCTOPUS

aliens man

[somnulentia]

Dead Poets Society (1989)

[paper-mario-wiki]

i want to get into a rich all-boys boarding school so i can wear my pajamas around everywhere and if any of the other students try to haze me i will just punch them because their frail silver-spoon bones will be no match for my middle-class fists

[fuckyeahjayandsilentbob-blo-blog]

[iheartnorman]

But what about Andy’s acting last night? He is usually amazing, but he was FUCKING AWESOME!

[forcekenobi]

WHEN THE DRAWING STILL LOOKS GOOD THE NEXT MORNING

[bitchonne]

Happy Negan’s about to fuck up my entire life Day

[ohjackkilmer]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*sees the beautiful orange leaves*

*is stressed out because i’m not making the most of it, i don’t know what i’m supposed to do but they will be gone soon and i’m running out of time* 

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would be scary as fuck if the entire Ocean was clear like a swimming pool.

[elevenor]

Please watch the kids from Stranger Things performing Uptown Funk

[unit04-deactivated20160702]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

[retrocatte]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

[akitchenwitch]

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

[thegreatpumpkinqueen]

[shanakills]

[buttonpoetry]

Crystal Valentine - “And the News Reporter Says Jesus Is White”. Support the artist, check out the full poem here.

[walkonmemories-deactivated20180]

as an atheist this still got me crying

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

shoutout to the people who text me first, hit me up with plans, or check up on me from time to time y'all a real one

[zvyezda]

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

[thepolyglotdream]

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

[kimsbian2point0]

ooh i’m glad to explain this! see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile! same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

[loverboylen]

#russians dont have eyes

[m00nlady]

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000