octoturt

she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ • i like splatoon and also some other stuff 🐙

[hatboxapril]

a deltarune edit to the Cheekface song "Hostile Street" that me and my gf worked on together :)

[octoturt]

MY GIRLFRIEND AND I MADE A THING GO WATCH IT NOW

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[your-local-foxgirl]

Common misconception! This is actually a fuck!

[mrfrillypants]

hello tumblr hope this finds the right audience

[justanothersquidblog]

Welcome to DEEP CUT NEW PROTAG!

[courtesycalling]

in honor of team grub lets roll up big man on a spit and roast him over a campfire (succulent)

[narwhalsarefalling]

can axolotls survive in a gallon bucket of sprite

Yeah they can but you really shouldn't.

[triangleguy]

ignore that the perspective looks like shit. this is really funny to me

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[sandsvendor100]

Sex Robots Of Ancient Egypt

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[girlballs-archive]

hey girl is that some stupid fucking bullshit in your pocket or is your penis just horrible and dumb

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

rip mabel pines you would’ve loved neopronouns

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

putting you on blast i cant just not share this

[charmyartz]

anthropomorphized pink album :D her name is pinkie

[mangonetics]

comprehensive list of disorders in the DSM-7:

generalized deficiency

phlegmatic (only surviving humour)

woman

whale ate your parents

whale didn't eat your parents

put a little hot sauce on that bad boy

[tmbgareok]

[demilypyro]

Was anyone gonna tell me Splatoon has a trans woman violinist who's a Betta fish or was I supposed to read that on the wiki myself

[octoturt]

many years ago my mom got a defective holiday banner, which reads "HAPPY EASTEE", as well as a clock with a broken second digit that shows numbers that are impossible or fake

since then, each year the time comes to decorate the house for Eastee, so my mom puts up the banner and we all discuss the time with the Shouful clock, i.e. "goodness it's already 10:ϱ2" (ϱ of course being the shouful)

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hold on we all agree this is a good thing but look at the author.

Who the fuck out here calling themselves a lord in 2023????? You know this dickhead has nothing of value to say. I’m sure some asshole named lord Archibald M. Fritzraveindish III has real unbiased opinions about golf.