Viva La Pluto

Malaika | 20 | BC | ♒

[cat-n-tonic]

can you OD on vitamin D

[jimkirksfatass]

that’s how icarus died

[offical-potato]

[fakehistory]

Rare photo of J.K. Rowling about to make a tweet (circa 2019)

[the-memedaddy]

[lolwtfmemes]

[transcendingdarkness]

For “jobn’t”

[profashionall]

Limewire to Windows Media Player 😂

[c3rvida3]

Trans masc mood of the night: suddenly being overcome with the desire to steal your boss's name as a power move. Just walk into work like "bitch I'M Kevin now"

This is so fucking funny.

[c3rvida3]

I’m going to be on my death bed thinking, “bitch I’M Kevin now”.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[youhavetofarmatleast]

an addition to the ice cream discourse,

[nudelinselphia]

[make--it--gayer]

[kiefbowl]

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

[tanae-briana-deactivated2018010]

[dwight-schrutes]

my last two braincells when i make a rare good decision 

[drive2011-deactivated20220420]

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

[sunny-dayze]

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

[ruinedchildhood]

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[rehfan]

This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.

[h0odrich]

[trixie-moved-deactivated2023031]

who am i

lets go to the beach beach

[retsuko]

… ninki minjaj