A book report, but just a little uncanny

[victusinveritas]

[steadynightruins]

The Brat Prince lives

[eosphoroz]

Not the Spongebob tieeee 😂 I'm dying

[zombiesheartwaffles]

I know this isn’t going to be canon but I am obsessed with the idea that Lestat’s furious objections to the book are entirely to minor, inane details that no one else cares about.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[barkingbarghest]

[ID: Screenshot of a Twitter post by user ActualNames1 that reads "Prosper Faggot. United States, Census, 1900." End ID.]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[lianedegrenade]

people really do have such short memories about lots of things but specifically gay sex was a crime in much of the usa less than 25 years ago like i remember it and gay marriage wasn’t legalized until 11 years ago and i was a grown woman waiting to get my hair cut when i found out. on a beautiful june day!!!

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[lastoneout]

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

[i-wanna-be-cute]

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

[lastoneout]

[lastoneout]

which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again

[fieldsandfurrets-deactivated202]

You did, my leige

[lastoneout]

No, that can’t be right.

[dizzy-9906]

You use Tumblr op

[lastoneout]

I don’t recall doing such a thing.

[earhartsease]

be it ever so tumbl

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[black-quadrant]

Reblog this triple-dead post for something good to happen to you this week.

[bedabug]

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

[dippyface]

[necrophilologist]

if jerking off to porn feels boring this is your sign that you need to start masturbating to the trials in the late roman republic

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[bannertanks]

[segamascott]

[oswednesday]

somebuggy

[oswednesday]

i aint the snuggest bug in the bed

[mysharona1987]