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i love you addicts, i love you schizophrenics, i love you narcissists, i love you antisocials, i love you bipolar people, i love you psychotic people, i love you histrionics, i love you manic people, i love you borderlines, i love you people with DID/OSDD, etc

i love you people with stigmatised disorders💜

laterkiss

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

laterkiss

don't worry kitten daddy got it

laterkiss

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

draconym

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

probuccalfat

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

corrucyst

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

dragon-in-a-fez

somewhere in tumblr hq, circa late 2025:

"okay so if they click the replies button it shows them the replies"

"makes sense. and if they click the likes button it shows them the likes?"

"no, it likes the post."

"o...kay. and so if you click the reblogs button, does it reblog the post or show the reblogs?"

"hehehe...that's the really genius part. it's a whole different thing again"

"perfect. push it."

neonfretra

do you want to play dead bodies with me

translatingpoststogerman

neonfretra

willst du leichen mit mir spielen

omegaversereloaded

Age regressing to 22

sabertoothwalrus

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

batbetbitbotbut

gokusclit

liking a straight woman’s critique of a straight man’s misogynistic video and then taking back my like at the end when she tries to make a joke abt him being gay #lol we’re never getting out of here like we’re neverrrrrr getting out of here why are gay ppl driving the bus all of a sudden

3000s

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

3000s

to be honest i forgot he did that

immaspidermenace

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

3000s

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

3000s

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

3000s

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

ryan-sometimes

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

gh0stienj0yer

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

gh0stienj0yer

posts that make you want to get in the water

boomer-mythology-destroyer

flythesail

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

deathtofun

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

regularlesbian

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby