[onlinebeast]

DOWNLOADING MILK …

1% …

2% …

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE .

[ozempicofficial]

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[capacity2]

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

[theehorsepusssy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

[sacred-portal]

[bibleforboys]

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

[stupidpetface]

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[lord-squark]

I hate it when they're mean to detective gumshoe

[foreveriallyzombified]

If U think i’m annoying

Block me

If U think i’m handsome

Suck me

If U think i’m restless

Walk me

If U think i’m hairy

Pluck me

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[larval-tear]

why not

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.