[odenqueen]

And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

[odenqueen]

After twelve years of having this account, I’m leaving it behind for several reasons. It will stay up as an archive but any new content will be posted on @strippin-jimmy from now on. Thank you all.

[odenqueen]

Hi Em! Not sure if you remember me, my old blog was jesseejones, prior to that I was in the himym fandom. Waaay back lol. I’ve made a new blog, and am writing fanfic and stuff again (: I wanted to see how many people from my old tumblr were still active on here and basically like, how are you??

Oh hey! I do remember you. Long time no see! I’m not particularly active here anymore and in a new fandom as you can tell but I’d love to catch up!

[odenqueen]

Perfect man with a perfect smile

[cikero]

every night thousands of people see the same man in their dreams.

If you’ve seen this man in your dreams or if you have any information that can help us please go to www.yahoo

[worldformula]

this might not be everything you dreamed of when you were 12.

[saulguzman]

I thought of their unfathomable distance, and the slow inevitable drift of their movements out of the unknown past into the unknown future.

-THE TIME MACHINE

[gilligays]

STOP WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S THE 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF BETTER CALL SAUL

[gilligays]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[redandbrunette]

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

[swiftaylrs]

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

[da-vincis-protege]

liKE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS PPL

[princekes]

☄☄✨🙏🏼💞

[bubble-bottom-12]

I like it

[green-slushie]

Nice star

[imnotafraidofpennywise]

I wish I could get an African snail 💕

[imnotafraidofpennywise]

IT FUCKING WORKED I GOT TWO OF THEM

[cafeine-jixx-deactivated2020110]

Just here to see it works-

[odenqueen]

Chonky Saul just does things to my body, man

[gilliverse]

—Oh, what a mistake it was to take me up to your office in the sky! You’ll never do that again! —Yeah, maybe I won’t. And maybe next time you call, I won’t come. BETTER CALL SAUL — 4.09 || 6.09

[odenqueen]

The bed meme but accurate

[geeklovesstuff]

-Come Kim, join me. Join the priddde

#He lowkey looks like he’s judging me for drawing him this way

@la-luna-del-lupo

[odenqueen]

omg I’m dying at this 😭 we need more Jimmy tummy art please

[odenqueen]

Tell me I’m not the only one who’s thought of riding him in that massage chair

[rivertigo]

we need more jerk off scenes but ones that are depressing, pathetic, and lame. I wanna see the next it boy sobbing and stroking his shit face down

[odenqueen]

A lot of people think that young Bob is hot but I’m just gonna say it, you’re weak if you only find younger Bob attractive. Y’all are sleeping on a certified DILF and it’s sad.

[odenqueen]

Bob Odenkirk at Comedy Gives Back fundraiser, 1/31/2025

He’s so perfect and beautiful I can’t 🥺