Sarcophagus

They/them...if you’re reading this: a worm hello to you

[gar-trek]

Out of touch Spock Thursday 

[energyprison]

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

[stargirl230]

been busy but made time for some dcmk doodles!

i'm realizing this sequence makes it look like kaito was murdered but he's fine promise

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[hauntedkeys]

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[duxmachinex]

[dustorange]

[bedupolker]

tryin to press charges on my landlord in a certain large city in arizona but googling "phoenix lawyer" isn't getting me the results I need

[tinsnip]

Try “lawyer in Phoenix”

I’m sure that will work fine

[bedupolker]

good lord, those two men with the slick hair... no, they couldn't be... in the courtroom of all places..!?

[fridayagaingarfiebaby]

Friday Again Garfie Baby

[roberttingle]

annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with thier hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl 🤦‍♀️

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[micamicster]

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gemthegerm]

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

[suburbanrot]

when will my wife return from wherever the hell she is now

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact