harrrummph

[thepleasuregoblin]

“Shapeshifting, but only once” is still one of the funniest concepts to me

[super-metroid]

[cardassiandiscourse]

@foundersdiscourse @ododiscourse thoughts?

[ododiscourse]

HMMPH

[tooktheplanet]

[dominiondiscourse]

@ododiscourse FOUNDER–er I mean, CONSTABLE!–I keep getting these odd messages about my cuteness! ;-; Please explain what this means, you understand these Solids better than I. ;-;

[ododiscourse]

hrrrmmmph, I never understood the excessive need for solids to call things “cute”...

they think you’re... pretty... in a very endearing way, though I do not know why

[jdax]

reasons i’m odo:

melts into a pile of goop every 16 hours

no social life

wears the same clothes everyday

no ability to human whatsoever

emotions???? in MY me?????

“HARUMMMPH!”

order™ and justice™

doesn’t fit in anywhere

hopelessly in love with kira nerys

[ododiscourse]

@ me next time

[sweartrek]

and see you never

[ododiscourse]

Hi Odo! You probably get asked this a lot, but, what does it feel like when you are shifting in between forms?

[dominiondiscourse]

ODO!!

*runs into your office*

I NEED TO REPORT A MURDER !!!

@ododiscourse

[ododiscourse]

aaallriight aaalriiight… what happened? who was involved?

[dominiondiscourse]

I saw @anti-sjw-dukat and @anti-sjw-riker hOLDING HANDS AND THIS HAS KILLED MY EYESIGHT

[ododiscourse]

for once i agree i'll make some room in the brig... and i'll make sure they're in separate holding cells, we don't need anyone else losing their eyesight

[dominiondiscourse]

ODO!!

*runs into your office*

I NEED TO REPORT A MURDER !!!

@ododiscourse

[ododiscourse]

aaallriight aaalriiight... what happened? who was involved?

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@ododiscourse looks 🙌🍆like 😫💦there's👉👌💦🍆😫 some🤤😏⬛️ trouble 💦😫👏👌👀💨on the 🤠👌😑🍑🙄😕😏🦁🥐😕👉🏻™👋👏😕😫🦐🦐🙄🐺Promenade👉💦🔳💦◾️🍑🤠👏🖤😫🤠⬛️😉🤠™😑™😑🦐😑👉🏻😕👉🏻😉😑™😑👀🤠⬛️😕💨🐺👏👀😫🙄💦👀👏🍆😫🍆👌💦🙌😫🙌👏🙌

Better check it out

[ododiscourse]

[sjw-pel]

@ferengidiscourse 🙌LEAVE🙌ODO🙌ALONE🙌

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@ododiscourse 💦😏😘😉😍🤗😏👀🍆👌

[ododiscourse]

I don't have time for this!!

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

@ododiscourse looks 🙌🍆like 😫💦there's👉👌💦🍆😫 some🤤😏⬛️ trouble 💦😫👏👌👀💨on the 🤠👌😑🍑🙄😕😏🦁🥐😕👉🏻™👋👏😕😫🦐🦐🙄🐺Promenade👉💦🔳💦◾️🍑🤠👏🖤😫🤠⬛️😉🤠™😑™😑🦐😑👉🏻😕👉🏻😉😑™😑👀🤠⬛️😕💨🐺👏👀😫🙄💦👀👏🍆😫🍆👌💦🙌😫🙌👏🙌

Better check it out

[ododiscourse]

[hplmythosdiscourse]

NON-HUMANOID👏BEINGS👏WHO👏TAKE👏HUMANOID👏FORM👏DONT👏NEED👏EXACT👏FACES👏OR👏PROPORTIONS👏TO👏BE👏VALID

[sjw-garak]

@ododiscourse this made me think of you. Your appearance may not be exact but it’s true to who you are and that’s what makes your form perfectly lovely in my opinion.

[ododiscourse]

A little louder for the solids in the back

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

star trek fake discourse blogs are the pinnacle of quality on Tumblr

[sjw-pel]

❤❤❤❤❤

[startrekdiscourse]

😱😍💿🐴💕👏

[dominiondiscourse]

😘

[foundersdiscourse-blog]

❤️

[vulcandiscourse]

🖖

[ododiscourse]

🚫💿🐴🔛🏘

[anti-sjw-dukat]

@dominiondiscourse this could be us

[dominiondiscourse]

😳 I have no way to gage art so I’ll…take your word for it….

[ododiscourse]

Yike

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

Favorite customers ✨✨✨✨

@dominiondiscourse (buys everything absolute darling) @anti-sjw-riker (you buy so many pornographic holodeck programs I can barely keep up) @human-discourse (you probably didn’t want anyone to know but too bad) @starfleetdiscourse (because you never buy any illegal drinks shipped from Romulus, never.)

Love you all and KEEP BUYING THINGS

[dominiondiscourse]

😘 always a pleasure doing business with you, it helps us gather intel on what the Alpha Quadrant thrives in :)

[ferengidiscourse-blog]

I know that’s code for “trying to gather information to take over the quadrant again” but hey if it makes me money it’s all perfectly fine

[ododiscourse]

qquuuuaaaAAARRRRRRKKK

[dominiondiscourse]

Reminder that the Cardassians were racist against Constable Odo and made him “perform” his intrinsic shape shifting abilities for purely speciest entertainment purposes at the expense of his dignity and comfort.

[anti-sjw-sela-blog]

You know I’m going to reblog this actually without insulting it because I can’t blame @ododiscourse for the Federation horror movie that is the dominion

[ododiscourse]

I mean I did resent doing that neck trick.. . . 🙄👀

[startrekdiscourse]

Are you real?

no

[vulcandiscourse]

Negatory.

[romulandiscourse]

negative

[mintakandiscourse]

Unsure

[sjw-pel]

What

[mirrorversediscourse]

What is existence

[dominiondiscourse]

Yes 😘

[ododiscourse]

Harrumph

[startrekdiscourse]

*cardassiandiscourse voice* um????? some ppl use the colonization of bajoran territory????????? TO COPE??????????????

[anti-sjw-sela-blog]

@cardassiandiscourse. 👀🐸🍵

[prophetdiscourse]

@cardassiandiscourse

[bajorandiscourse]

@cardassiandiscourse

[ododiscourse]

@cardassiandiscourse