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✧ — bite sized lore dumps is a lie like the cake┆a trivia a day better make you like gays but I've scrapped the concept hope you enjoy your stay anyway┆if it's not dark it's not by spark but I'm not even called spark anymore so whatever the fuck┆I ramble like I'm on kookaine┆the ducks are in your walls┆I like my blorbos like I like my barbecue┆I like my worldbuilding like I like my dumplings┆blorbo worlds are my trashcans I'm a forever raccoon┆if you want cute gumdrops you're at the wrong store, this is a factory we make jawbreakers here┆in my heart every blorbo that has ever existed on the face of the universe exists within an interconnected map out on a chart w weird category slots, its not the usual *this char is similar to this other char* copy paste style but rather *this char is if you stacked several of these other guys on a stick made of this other char then slathered some other blorbo bleebus then dipped them in some other other scrimblo sauce and sprinkled w this scrunkly shredded cheese style*┆I brew too much pots and one too many times I forget to share the soup

[odukora-ramblez]

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Good day beans, looks like you've somehow stumbled upon my special territory for whatever reason ✨

🚩 Before you scroll further down this rabbit hole, let me tell you a few fcking things, you may eat popcorn as I explain 🚩

No popcorn? Here's the popcorn 🍿🍿🍿

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All my rambles here are for a fictional universe (Odukora) that I've been developing since 2018, which means there is absolutely no thought coherency on this blog since every word is thrown here w the assumption that anyone reading it already knows what I'm talking about, because I already know what I'm talking about 🔥 so expect to be extremely confused and weirdly entertained

I absolutely ‼️ *do not* ‼️ tag a single fucking thing here at all as every ramble is for self indulgence and personal archive purposes, mindless nonsense is how we do things in this household, w that said expect a shit fucking load of swearing, enthusiastic exaggerated aggression and dramatic performative condescending know-it-all behaviour towards every blorbo that I rant about because this is how I show my passion ✨ if you can't tolerate this then you may pack your shit and leave 👍 don't tell me I didn't warn you

If you do somehow want to learn more about my universe in a clear and concise manner, please do so on the separate blog of @odukora-lore so your brain doesn't get fried after downing five posts from this alternative ramble blog (said blog is still a WIP, I will post shit there once I get around to organize everything) <- said blog is now an ask blog lol

^ I now have a fucking blorbo site™ that is also mostly in the works, there's not much there for now but feel free to dig ⛏️

Are we good? Good 🔥 now take the bread 🍞 and run for your life before this mess of a blog ruins your sanity 🦆

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[thegreatlearning]

I just realized that a lot of my followers don’t even know my whole deal

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[mizuthe-cat]

awesome how you can just have ocs and they live in your brain forever and torment you

[vyvilha]

i think i don't really vibe with most other fans of my favorite male characters is because they usually depict them too much of a man, and i am not interested in men, i am interested in The Character. and i am not saying that they should depict them as women, or nonbinary, or should depict them as feminine, no, not at all. but there's like, you know, you can depict a male character as The Character, and you can depict them as The Man. do you get me? like, i go to the fandom looking for art and fics, and it's just, regardless of his actual characterization, it's all just fantasizing about some kind of an abstract dominant patriarch, wearing my favorite character's face. it may be the most totally-wouldnt-have-normal-relationships (and sometimes even would-literally-abuse-you) kind of guy, and you join a dedicated space for his fans, and all they talk about is how they want to marry and start a tradcore 50s style nuclear family with him. it can be a guy who's arrogance and attempts of domination are explicitly shown to be a facade that hide the fact that he's actually kind of a massive pathetic wet loser, and you go to his fics, and they're all depicting him as a caricaturish daddy dom. at this point it's like, do you even like the character at all, or do you just like The Man, and project this man onto whatever character you find visually attractive? and these people kind of, really really poison actual discussion of the character, who is kind of a fucked up evil person (i only like *those* types, so im talking about them) because they see analysis of the actual character as an attack on their fantasized daddy dom husband, who is actually isn't The Character at all, and is simply a face of the day for The Man

[brawltogethernow]

Look what my friend with no social media posted to the chat with the damning staggered timestamps of 1:11, 1:37, and 1:42 A.M.

[theonetruedog]

the best feeling is when The Character is also your friend’s character and then you can endlessly run up to them with new ways to chew on The Character and present them like offerings to a long lost deity no one may ever speak of, and presenting your own Characters so they may do the same. Top ten feelings of all time

[flightyalrighty]

never sand down your story or your characters to make them more appealing to a wider audience, ok? Do what YOU want

🫵

[theheartmold]

‘She wasn’t a good mother’ great are we evaluating this character trait as one of her many facets or are we just damning her for not being the most maternal womanliest woman who ever womaned

[theheartmold]

the thrilling sequel ‘he’s a bad father but we’re using it as grounds to see him as beloved and a deeply complex and intellectual character that needs to be studied’

[paperruins]

you need to make more self-indulgent art btw. hyper-specific self-indulgent niche shit that appeals to You Specifically and maybe nobody else will get it or even like it but that's the point.

[odukora-ramblez]

Ohhhhhhh so they all have beef

[odukora-ramblez]

I bet its funny to the average explorer yk like oh the explorer leads are so buddy buddy with each other, oh yeah they're related ofc, this is like way before Birch fuckup tho, but those working closely w them already know there's cracks under the surface, Pepper and Mallow especially, idk if they ever like say it to anyone else, wow Pepper is someone that keeps so much secrets tbh, but Mallow too and is somehow worse, they shove it under the rug in different ways, I think its a fun mirror to Truffs tbh, go blorbos be dishonest liars to each other and fuck it up

[odukora-ramblez]

The agency has so much skeletons in the closet that I don't talk abt that much lmao, there's a reason why the Eternal is such a catalyst that finally made the average citizen to be aware of this shit, Orion exposing everything the most ofc lol

[odukora-ramblez]

There's a twisted thing going on in the sense of, Pepper hating Orion's guts aside from just his use of wild magic sickens her from the personal trauma of losing Parsley, is also cuz Orion is that mf that says all the things that she has been lying to herself about for the sake of her idealized morality since day one, like oh I owe too much to the agency for who I am today, so I have to lie about it and hide about it in the same of justice, and she can never confront it without shattering her worldview, she's almost like Oak's second in command as the agent ever since Orion left and such a role is pretty much no longer a thing cuz Oak is a control freak and will never allow anyone to be his equal ever again lmaoooooo but yeah, wack shit, they all hate each other lol

[odukora-ramblez]

Clover's parents dying from one of the explorations is something I don't talk abt enough lmao, its not like, a huge plot thing but its implied heavily in the sense that Conifer only adopted him after that solely cuz Jun and him got along so well, thats just one of many cases, I joked abt this before but if I had to list a body count for Oak and Orion wow that's not a pretty number if u included all indirect losses

[odukora-ramblez]

I think the average citizens only respect the agency cuz they were the ones responsible for the truce of peace after the war, which basically started controlling and illegalizing the use of wild magic, which at first is like a good thing, like oh ppl are no longer abusing the use of these extremely dangerous magic weapons and running rampant across the streets (this is what Sundowner is for lol wow I rlly need to fuck around w that story again someday), but yeah agency was credited for that, and suddenly there's this weird hierarchy that the Elwood family established to sieze control in the same of peace kinda deal, and it worked yk cuz ppl in that era only seeked for a stable life after whatever turbulent shit happened but then well

[odukora-ramblez]

This is the main thing that Lio has trouble reconciling w actually like I don't emphasize it enough cuz Corondale arc has a chokehold on me but holyyyyyy fuck the first arc where they finally lets go of the belief that the agency is perfect is sooooo insane, like thats it thats the turning point, like the agency has officially been proven by a young citizen from a rural town that has believed them to be the heroes and the saviours of the realm that it rlly wasn't doing shit, what now, what the fuck do I do now, wow this is all so intertwined I'm so nuts, yes I wrote this on purpose this isn't new it's been canon since 2022-2023 LMAO

[odukora-ramblez]

I love that Truffs is there to contrast him intentionally tho like at first it reeks of oh this mf just doesn't take shit seriously ig but then post Corondale arc it shits in your face that oh shit, it didn't mean fuck shit to this guy cuz that's the second worst thing he has ever done in his life to him, Truffs rlly said fuck being controlled by anyone and anything ever and leaves without looking back

[odukora-ramblez]

Hi yes day 19471948294819392993298483848575726261832938 of my TEF rants whilst my other stories collect dust I DON'T HAVE A FAVOURITE CHILD 🥰

[odukora-ramblez]

Ohhhhhhh so they all have beef

[odukora-ramblez]

I bet its funny to the average explorer yk like oh the explorer leads are so buddy buddy with each other, oh yeah they're related ofc, this is like way before Birch fuckup tho, but those working closely w them already know there's cracks under the surface, Pepper and Mallow especially, idk if they ever like say it to anyone else, wow Pepper is someone that keeps so much secrets tbh, but Mallow too and is somehow worse, they shove it under the rug in different ways, I think its a fun mirror to Truffs tbh, go blorbos be dishonest liars to each other and fuck it up

[odukora-ramblez]

The agency has so much skeletons in the closet that I don't talk abt that much lmao, there's a reason why the Eternal is such a catalyst that finally made the average citizen to be aware of this shit, Orion exposing everything the most ofc lol

[odukora-ramblez]

There's a twisted thing going on in the sense of, Pepper hating Orion's guts aside from just his use of wild magic sickens her from the personal trauma of losing Parsley, is also cuz Orion is that mf that says all the things that she has been lying to herself about for the sake of her idealized morality since day one, like oh I owe too much to the agency for who I am today, so I have to lie about it and hide about it in the same of justice, and she can never confront it without shattering her worldview, she's almost like Oak's second in command as the agent ever since Orion left and such a role is pretty much no longer a thing cuz Oak is a control freak and will never allow anyone to be his equal ever again lmaoooooo but yeah, wack shit, they all hate each other lol

[odukora-ramblez]

Clover's parents dying from one of the explorations is something I don't talk abt enough lmao, its not like, a huge plot thing but its implied heavily in the sense that Conifer only adopted him after that solely cuz Jun and him got along so well, thats just one of many cases, I joked abt this before but if I had to list a body count for Oak and Orion wow that's not a pretty number if u included all indirect losses

[odukora-ramblez]

I think the average citizens only respect the agency cuz they were the ones responsible for the truce of peace after the war, which basically started controlling and illegalizing the use of wild magic, which at first is like a good thing, like oh ppl are no longer abusing the use of these extremely dangerous magic weapons and running rampant across the streets (this is what Sundowner is for lol wow I rlly need to fuck around w that story again someday), but yeah agency was credited for that, and suddenly there's this weird hierarchy that the Elwood family established to sieze control in the same of peace kinda deal, and it worked yk cuz ppl in that era only seeked for a stable life after whatever turbulent shit happened but then well

[odukora-ramblez]

This is the main thing that Lio has trouble reconciling w actually like I don't emphasize it enough cuz Corondale arc has a chokehold on me but holyyyyyy fuck the first arc where they finally lets go of the belief that the agency is perfect is sooooo insane, like thats it thats the turning point, like the agency has officially been proven by a young citizen from a rural town that has believed them to be the heroes and the saviours of the realm that it rlly wasn't doing shit, what now, what the fuck do I do now, wow this is all so intertwined I'm so nuts, yes I wrote this on purpose this isn't new it's been canon since 2022-2023 LMAO

[odukora-ramblez]

I love that Truffs is there to contrast him intentionally tho like at first it reeks of oh this mf just doesn't take shit seriously ig but then post Corondale arc it shits in your face that oh shit, it didn't mean fuck shit to this guy cuz that's the second worst thing he has ever done in his life to him, Truffs rlly said fuck being controlled by anyone and anything ever and leaves without looking back

[odukora-ramblez]

Ohhhhhhh so they all have beef

[odukora-ramblez]

I bet its funny to the average explorer yk like oh the explorer leads are so buddy buddy with each other, oh yeah they're related ofc, this is like way before Birch fuckup tho, but those working closely w them already know there's cracks under the surface, Pepper and Mallow especially, idk if they ever like say it to anyone else, wow Pepper is someone that keeps so much secrets tbh, but Mallow too and is somehow worse, they shove it under the rug in different ways, I think its a fun mirror to Truffs tbh, go blorbos be dishonest liars to each other and fuck it up

[odukora-ramblez]

The agency has so much skeletons in the closet that I don't talk abt that much lmao, there's a reason why the Eternal is such a catalyst that finally made the average citizen to be aware of this shit, Orion exposing everything the most ofc lol

[odukora-ramblez]

There's a twisted thing going on in the sense of, Pepper hating Orion's guts aside from just his use of wild magic sickens her from the personal trauma of losing Parsley, is also cuz Orion is that mf that says all the things that she has been lying to herself about for the sake of her idealized morality since day one, like oh I owe too much to the agency for who I am today, so I have to lie about it and hide about it in the same of justice, and she can never confront it without shattering her worldview, she's almost like Oak's second in command as the agent ever since Orion left and such a role is pretty much no longer a thing cuz Oak is a control freak and will never allow anyone to be his equal ever again lmaoooooo but yeah, wack shit, they all hate each other lol

[odukora-ramblez]

Clover's parents dying from one of the explorations is something I don't talk abt enough lmao, its not like, a huge plot thing but its implied heavily in the sense that Conifer only adopted him after that solely cuz Jun and him got along so well, thats just one of many cases, I joked abt this before but if I had to list a body count for Oak and Orion wow that's not a pretty number if u included all indirect losses

[odukora-ramblez]

I think the average citizens only respect the agency cuz they were the ones responsible for the truce of peace after the war, which basically started controlling and illegalizing the use of wild magic, which at first is like a good thing, like oh ppl are no longer abusing the use of these extremely dangerous magic weapons and running rampant across the streets (this is what Sundowner is for lol wow I rlly need to fuck around w that story again someday), but yeah agency was credited for that, and suddenly there's this weird hierarchy that the Elwood family established to sieze control in the same of peace kinda deal, and it worked yk cuz ppl in that era only seeked for a stable life after whatever turbulent shit happened but then well

[odukora-ramblez]

This is the main thing that Lio has trouble reconciling w actually like I don't emphasize it enough cuz Corondale arc has a chokehold on me but holyyyyyy fuck the first arc where they finally lets go of the belief that the agency is perfect is sooooo insane, like thats it thats the turning point, like the agency has officially been proven by a young citizen from a rural town that has believed them to be the heroes and the saviours of the realm that it rlly wasn't doing shit, what now, what the fuck do I do now, wow this is all so intertwined I'm so nuts, yes I wrote this on purpose this isn't new it's been canon since 2022-2023 LMAO

[odukora-ramblez]

Ohhhhhhh so they all have beef

[odukora-ramblez]

I bet its funny to the average explorer yk like oh the explorer leads are so buddy buddy with each other, oh yeah they're related ofc, this is like way before Birch fuckup tho, but those working closely w them already know there's cracks under the surface, Pepper and Mallow especially, idk if they ever like say it to anyone else, wow Pepper is someone that keeps so much secrets tbh, but Mallow too and is somehow worse, they shove it under the rug in different ways, I think its a fun mirror to Truffs tbh, go blorbos be dishonest liars to each other and fuck it up

[odukora-ramblez]

The agency has so much skeletons in the closet that I don't talk abt that much lmao, there's a reason why the Eternal is such a catalyst that finally made the average citizen to be aware of this shit, Orion exposing everything the most ofc lol

[odukora-ramblez]

There's a twisted thing going on in the sense of, Pepper hating Orion's guts aside from just his use of wild magic sickens her from the personal trauma of losing Parsley, is also cuz Orion is that mf that says all the things that she has been lying to herself about for the sake of her idealized morality since day one, like oh I owe too much to the agency for who I am today, so I have to lie about it and hide about it in the same of justice, and she can never confront it without shattering her worldview, she's almost like Oak's second in command as the agent ever since Orion left and such a role is pretty much no longer a thing cuz Oak is a control freak and will never allow anyone to be his equal ever again lmaoooooo but yeah, wack shit, they all hate each other lol

[odukora-ramblez]

Clover's parents dying from one of the explorations is something I don't talk abt enough lmao, its not like, a huge plot thing but its implied heavily in the sense that Conifer only adopted him after that solely cuz Jun and him got along so well, thats just one of many cases, I joked abt this before but if I had to list a body count for Oak and Orion wow that's not a pretty number if u included all indirect losses

[odukora-ramblez]

I think the average citizens only respect the agency cuz they were the ones responsible for the truce of peace after the war, which basically started controlling and illegalizing the use of wild magic, which at first is like a good thing, like oh ppl are no longer abusing the use of these extremely dangerous magic weapons and running rampant across the streets (this is what Sundowner is for lol wow I rlly need to fuck around w that story again someday), but yeah agency was credited for that, and suddenly there's this weird hierarchy that the Elwood family established to sieze control in the same of peace kinda deal, and it worked yk cuz ppl in that era only seeked for a stable life after whatever turbulent shit happened but then well

[odukora-ramblez]

Ohhhhhhh so they all have beef

[odukora-ramblez]

I bet its funny to the average explorer yk like oh the explorer leads are so buddy buddy with each other, oh yeah they're related ofc, this is like way before Birch fuckup tho, but those working closely w them already know there's cracks under the surface, Pepper and Mallow especially, idk if they ever like say it to anyone else, wow Pepper is someone that keeps so much secrets tbh, but Mallow too and is somehow worse, they shove it under the rug in different ways, I think its a fun mirror to Truffs tbh, go blorbos be dishonest liars to each other and fuck it up

[odukora-ramblez]

The agency has so much skeletons in the closet that I don't talk abt that much lmao, there's a reason why the Eternal is such a catalyst that finally made the average citizen to be aware of this shit, Orion exposing everything the most ofc lol

[odukora-ramblez]

There's a twisted thing going on in the sense of, Pepper hating Orion's guts aside from just his use of wild magic sickens her from the personal trauma of losing Parsley, is also cuz Orion is that mf that says all the things that she has been lying to herself about for the sake of her idealized morality since day one, like oh I owe too much to the agency for who I am today, so I have to lie about it and hide about it in the same of justice, and she can never confront it without shattering her worldview, she's almost like Oak's second in command as the agent ever since Orion left and such a role is pretty much no longer a thing cuz Oak is a control freak and will never allow anyone to be his equal ever again lmaoooooo but yeah, wack shit, they all hate each other lol

[odukora-ramblez]

Clover's parents dying from one of the explorations is something I don't talk abt enough lmao, its not like, a huge plot thing but its implied heavily in the sense that Conifer only adopted him after that solely cuz Jun and him got along so well, thats just one of many cases, I joked abt this before but if I had to list a body count for Oak and Orion wow that's not a pretty number if u included all indirect losses

[odukora-ramblez]

Ohhhhhhh so they all have beef

[odukora-ramblez]

I bet its funny to the average explorer yk like oh the explorer leads are so buddy buddy with each other, oh yeah they're related ofc, this is like way before Birch fuckup tho, but those working closely w them already know there's cracks under the surface, Pepper and Mallow especially, idk if they ever like say it to anyone else, wow Pepper is someone that keeps so much secrets tbh, but Mallow too and is somehow worse, they shove it under the rug in different ways, I think its a fun mirror to Truffs tbh, go blorbos be dishonest liars to each other and fuck it up

[odukora-ramblez]

The agency has so much skeletons in the closet that I don't talk abt that much lmao, there's a reason why the Eternal is such a catalyst that finally made the average citizen to be aware of this shit, Orion exposing everything the most ofc lol

[odukora-ramblez]

There's a twisted thing going on in the sense of, Pepper hating Orion's guts aside from just his use of wild magic sickens her from the personal trauma of losing Parsley, is also cuz Orion is that mf that says all the things that she has been lying to herself about for the sake of her idealized morality since day one, like oh I owe too much to the agency for who I am today, so I have to lie about it and hide about it in the same of justice, and she can never confront it without shattering her worldview, she's almost like Oak's second in command as the agent ever since Orion left and such a role is pretty much no longer a thing cuz Oak is a control freak and will never allow anyone to be his equal ever again lmaoooooo but yeah, wack shit, they all hate each other lol

[odukora-ramblez]

Ohhhhhhh so they all have beef

[odukora-ramblez]

I bet its funny to the average explorer yk like oh the explorer leads are so buddy buddy with each other, oh yeah they're related ofc, this is like way before Birch fuckup tho, but those working closely w them already know there's cracks under the surface, Pepper and Mallow especially, idk if they ever like say it to anyone else, wow Pepper is someone that keeps so much secrets tbh, but Mallow too and is somehow worse, they shove it under the rug in different ways, I think its a fun mirror to Truffs tbh, go blorbos be dishonest liars to each other and fuck it up

[odukora-ramblez]

The agency has so much skeletons in the closet that I don't talk abt that much lmao, there's a reason why the Eternal is such a catalyst that finally made the average citizen to be aware of this shit, Orion exposing everything the most ofc lol

[odukora-ramblez]

Ohhhhhhh so they all have beef

[odukora-ramblez]

I bet its funny to the average explorer yk like oh the explorer leads are so buddy buddy with each other, oh yeah they're related ofc, this is like way before Birch fuckup tho, but those working closely w them already know there's cracks under the surface, Pepper and Mallow especially, idk if they ever like say it to anyone else, wow Pepper is someone that keeps so much secrets tbh, but Mallow too and is somehow worse, they shove it under the rug in different ways, I think its a fun mirror to Truffs tbh, go blorbos be dishonest liars to each other and fuck it up