Effie

Comeing back to this account

[heliophobek]

This has taken hours...

[stgminter]

Mood 24/7

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

2003 will be my year

[pretty-odd-potato-deactivated20]

that was the year i was born, so, it was a pretty terrible year for me

[sporkwoman73-deactivated2021080]

“Don’t be lonely eat macaroni”

-my fren

[pretty-odd-potato-deactivated20]

“Don’t be upset, eat the spaghet.”

[oeffie]

“Dont be losa eat the pasta” 

[varusteleka]

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

[diamondguls]

Are you….. A reptile ?

[nyanbinyuri]

what are you a cop? mind your business 

[oeffie]

no you idiots

[headphone-cat]

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

I fucking forgot that I reblogged this and woke up to some weird shit lmao

[animeadult]

i don’t want real compliments tbh i just wanna hear the most ominous stuff ppl could come up with

[starsabovethegreywaterfalls]

Ominous positivity hell yeah

[ghostswithoutjournals]

Honestly just send me ominous stuff

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Do it fellow gremlins

[ownerofidaho]

Do it ya cowards. (JK. Y’all are sweet)

[oeffie]

plz

[kittens-jpg]

curlyyy furr

[hustlerose]

sheep

[cassierthanyou]

sheep

[cwisps-moved-deactivated2021082]

sheep

[strawbabykitty]

sheep

[smooththegoofyshark]

Shep

[attention-walmart-shoppers]

shleep

[oeffie]

sneem

[shitpostingvevo]

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

[mvlti-threxded]

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

[lottiethewitch-deactivated20250]

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

[alrauneking-deactivated20190519]

[pretty-odd-potato-deactivated20]

i-i was listening to poker face and,,, stumbled open this. you have no idea how much i’m crying rn

[oeffie]

this scared my cat 

[illinicoise]

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

[aviculor]

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

[gipsiidanger]

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

[oeffie]

*I AM AMAZING*: a wattpad story with no words and no views 

[roselalonde]

in other news, my flag is being held up by sticky hands ive punched into the ceiling

[cyberdramon]

That’s cool and all but what the FUCK is that thing

[oeffie]

no I need answers. is that just printed out?????? 

[swan2swan]

What don’t have what now

[echo-lucariorpblog]

Bees don’t have lungs

[swan2swan]

you can’t just not have lungs

[teaboot]

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

[cardaughter]

[oeffie]

I love how you changed most of the text you just really wanted gayle there

[rcktpwr]

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

[swampnert-deactivated20170515]

may i ask why

[rcktpwr]

no

[xxcode-jolteonxx-deactivated202]

We must build a turtle fence .

[oeffie]

Im turtle offended 

[toastoat]

I feel like a Nasty boy today...

I feel like a absolutely horrid boy and I’m coming to cause trouble

[toastoat]

this is really how i feel today.

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

shit like this will appear in art history books to contextualize the simplistic and sometimes exaggerated shapes ancient humans found engaging and identifiable as symbols despite being able to make more complicated imagery

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[gnarly]

when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you