The feels explained

I wrote some short stories and thought to myself, dude just start explaining feels people get like that one guy who explained why you like being in hotels so much

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Me looking back on my old school work;

Oh world, grant me the sorrow and grandeur of quick death.

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Oh yea, I forgot to mention despite no-one caring. I’m in a discord where it’s ruled by a czar, so its a czardom. But along with this it also has a religion based entirely around concrete and other such materials. So jobs like Cement Centurion exist, and along with that it’s just one whole big shitpost. I just felt like more people should know this.

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I don’t know for the life of me what you’d call this, but you know that feeling when a show does something you’re uncomfortable with and all you want to do is crawl into a corner for the rest of time while wanting to kill yourself until the thing is over? Yea that, does it have a name?

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Left Arm Power

I primarily use my right arm for emoting and gesturing, but I rarely use my left arm and I’ve been testing it out and its a new experience entirely. I feel so powerful using my left arm for emoting.

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Why has this Toyota Corolla been Killer Queen’s Thicc Thighs? But on a serious note if thick is the normal and thicc is normal+ then would Breadsticcs be longer, bigger, tougher? Like would they become baguettes?

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Anger re-rolls your thoughts

So there I was getting my ass kicked and something annoying happens, I get murked by some guy and in my anger I wanted to say “are you shitting me?” and ”are you fucking with me?” and I messed up and said “are you shitting with me?” only for me to realize what I’ve said and reevaluate my life.

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New music threats

New Music Threat, I'd Say this is up with "You're Panicking at the wrong Disco", but normally the lyrics say "You're out of a touch, I'm out of time" But switch it around and you get "I'm out of touch, You're out of time" Which I find menacing. like “He is out of touch, with what? and why am I out of time?”.

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High Stakes Rattle Bones

Anyone else get that feeling of your bone progressively becoming pop-rocks through out a high energy game, or perhaps you got a random roll and instead of pop-rocks you got the texture of the barbecue lays chip ash at the bottom of the bag.