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@ofalicefortescue
One afternoon back and already I want a fucking drink,
I mostly bugged people and hung out with Jamiekins. Family friends and all.
How about you? You’re not fat enough to live in an ice cream shop.
The usual, then? I do hope he helped you brush up on your Quidditch.Â
Stayed inside all day is all. And I hardly eat the ice cream, I've grown sick of it after all these years.Â
I just passed the library, and there were people in it. Am I missing something or is it entirely too early to be that much of a brown-noser?
Some people prefer peace and quiet as opposed to the regular ruckus certain Gryffindor boys cause.
One afternoon back and already I want a fucking drink,
Enemy. I don’t want to make the effort. I am a fat girl at heart.
Then looks as if there's no ice cream for you. Real shame as well, we just got our new flavors sent in.Â
Aside from being too lazy to get your arse up for ice cream, what did you do all summer?
One afternoon back and already I want a fucking drink,
My hair is perfect, I don’t even fucking swear. He’s just scared of language and expression. And you still didn’t have to.
Friend, if you want ice cream during the summer, you'll have to come get it yourself. And I know, I just need someone to blame other than myself.Â
One afternoon back and already I want a fucking drink,
He only doesn’t like me because I may have convinced you to come out drinking in Hogsmeade, and you were completely safe so that’s not fair. It’s victim blaming. You were the one who vomited on me.
You also swear too much and he has this weird problem with your hair. And you encouraged me to drink that last firewhiskey, so you had it coming, love.
I love this place, I'm so glad to be back.
This things shouldn’t be happening…it’s awful you heard all that too..
I'm used to it, really. I'm just a tad scared of leaving my uncle all alone in that shop for the school year.Â
One afternoon back and already I want a fucking drink,
Then get your Uncle to do it.
He's not exactly your biggest fan, Marlene. If I asked him to send you some free ice cream, he'd be a bit iffy about it, as kind as he usually is.
One afternoon back and already I want a fucking drink,
Cast a charm? You’re a witch, aren’t you?
An underage witch who complies with the Magical laws, yes!
I love this place, I'm so glad to be back.
Hi Alice! It was good and yours?
My summer was wonderful, aside from being woken up every so often by another attack in Diagon Alley somewhere. You'd think living in Diagon Alley would be a dream, but, alas, not in a war.
One afternoon back and already I want a fucking drink,
I still hate you. You didn’t send me enough ice cream over summer.
If you fancy melted ice cream in an envelope, I'd be glad to send more.
I love this place, I'm so glad to be back.
Lily, dear, it's amazing to see you again. How was your summer?
One afternoon back and already I want a fucking drink,
And I’m sure I hated myself just as much.Â
Did you hate me as well then? Hurts, Mar.Â
One afternoon back and already I want a fucking drink,
The shrill tone of first years is killing me.Â
You were one once, if you remember, Marlene. A really feisty one, I might add.Â
â™› CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT 1: THE BASICSÂ â™›
Character name? Alice Fortescue
Age and DOB? Sixteen Years old, May 10th, 1960
Any Nicknames? Some of my mates call me Al, but if I ever catch you calling me Ali, I might throw a fit.Â
Hair Colour? Blonde
Eye Colour? Blue
Accent (if any)? English
Height? 5'2"
Weight? My, shouldn't you know never to ask a woman this question? Hm. Let's leave it at around 120.Â
Type of Clothes? Hogwarts attire, typically, though that can get a bit itchy sometimes. I'm overly fond of flowery dresses, when I want to be all dolled up. Otherwise, I'm fine with a plain blouse and skirt or something of the like.Â
