Noah Puckerman

side blog to devilinarcddress (indie noah puckerman from glee)

[bcingnicesucks-a]

Send me "Dear ________" and I'll write a letter from my character addressed to that person.

[the-write-ideas]

📝

[rockstarblaineanderson]

“You.. I.. Um, fine. Fine, Puck,  but, may I ask one question?”

[ofbadassness]

“Dude --- I SAID no questions. But if you buy me breadstix, I’ll answer anything.”

[ofbadassness]

@barelybreathin

“ Okay so I need to ask you for a favor. I need to learn the piano. & fast. No questions, just playin’ alright? ”

[ofbadassness]

@gigclo

“ Rachel might be all over you --- but SANTANA told me all about you. & I trust her word over ANYBODY elses. You really better back off. ”

[ofbadassness]

@offtherekurt

“ He’s messing with you again, isn’t he? Look Kurt, you’re my boy now. & with Puck as your boy, you’re not gonna be pushed around by some bully. Tell me what he did. I’ll do it back ten times harder. ”

[ofbadassness]

STARTER CALL!

[textsfrommckinley]

[textsfrommckinley]

[ofbadassness]

send me a crystal and i'll tell...

abalone: what kind of situations compromise my muse emotionally

aegerine: my muse's opinion of the supernatural

agate: how my muse calms down

blue lace agate: my muse's favorite form of communication (verbal, letters, texting, etc.)

fire agate: if my muse is brave or cowardly

moss agate: if my muse has a high or low opinion of themself

amazonite: what kind of situations call for my muse to be dishonest

amethyst: what my muse would most like to be able to shape-shift into

ammolite: how lucky or unlucky my use is

angel aura quartz: my muse's opinion of LGBT+ issues

apache tears: a sadness headcanon

apatite: a headcanon about my muse's intuition

apophyllite: my muse's religious/spiritual beliefs

aquamarine: where my muse feels most calm/relaxed

biotite: the biggest problems my muse is currently dealing with

bloodstone: how my muse sees themself as part of the world at large

calcite: my muse's social tendencies (introverted vs extroverted, parties vs one-on-one conversations, etc.)

carnelian: an art-related headcanon

celestite: how my muse deals with anxiety

chalcedony: the saddest my muse has ever been

chalcopyrite: how my muse deals with ending relationships

charoite: who my muse looks up to

chrysocolla: a money-making headcanon

copper: how I think my muse will end up when they're older

coral: how my muse views the natural world

diamond: a sex headcanon

dolomite: a sleep headcanon

emerald: how my muse tells someone they love them without words

fluorite: what my muse's room looks like

fossil: what my muse's dream job is

galena: what it's like to be in a relationship with my muse

garnet: what my muse's perfect partner would be

gold: my muse's financial situation

hematite: how squeamish my muse is

hiddenite: how much of an "inner child" my muse has

iolite: my muse's drinking habits

jade: if my muse would ever cheat on a partner

jasper: what my muse would be like as a parent

kyanite: an anger headcanon

lapis lazuli: where 'home' is to my muse

lodestone: what kind of people gravitate towards my muse

malachite: what my muse as a child thought they would be when they grew up

mica: what my muse views as their worst personality trait

moonstone: my muse's opinions on outer space

mother of pearl: if my muse tends to lift people up or bring them down

nebula stone: how good my muse's memory is

obsidian: which of the seven deadly sins my muse would be

opal: how creative my muse is

pearl: a mental health headcanon

petalite: what my muse would do if they found a wallet on the street

pyrite: a physical health headcanon

quartz: how my muse thinks other people see them

rhodonite: if my muse prefers elegance or convenience

rubellite: if my muse has any 'triggers' that inspire painful memories

ruby: a happiness headcanon

sapphire: if everyone my muse knew was hanging off a cliff and they could only choose three to save, the rest certainly dying, who they would choose

serpentine: how my muse would seduce another [alt: how my muse makes their money]

silver: if my muse prefers masculinity or femininity

tsavorite: if my muse believes in destiny or fate

ulexite: how empathetic/sympathetic/compassionate my muse is

unakite: what my muse's ideal pet would be

verdite: my muse's ethnicity/family history

zebra stone: what gets my muse excited

zoisite: does my muse believe everything's going to work out for them in the end or not?

[therunemaker]

Send me ✵ to catch my muse under the mistletoe!

[ofbadassness]

send me a crystal and i'll tell...

abalone: what kind of situations compromise my muse emotionally

aegerine: my muse's opinion of the supernatural

agate: how my muse calms down

blue lace agate: my muse's favorite form of communication (verbal, letters, texting, etc.)

fire agate: if my muse is brave or cowardly

moss agate: if my muse has a high or low opinion of themself

amazonite: what kind of situations call for my muse to be dishonest

amethyst: what my muse would most like to be able to shape-shift into

ammolite: how lucky or unlucky my use is

angel aura quartz: my muse's opinion of LGBT+ issues

apache tears: a sadness headcanon

apatite: a headcanon about my muse's intuition

apophyllite: my muse's religious/spiritual beliefs

aquamarine: where my muse feels most calm/relaxed

biotite: the biggest problems my muse is currently dealing with

bloodstone: how my muse sees themself as part of the world at large

calcite: my muse's social tendencies (introverted vs extroverted, parties vs one-on-one conversations, etc.)

carnelian: an art-related headcanon

celestite: how my muse deals with anxiety

chalcedony: the saddest my muse has ever been

chalcopyrite: how my muse deals with ending relationships

charoite: who my muse looks up to

chrysocolla: a money-making headcanon

copper: how I think my muse will end up when they're older

coral: how my muse views the natural world

diamond: a sex headcanon

dolomite: a sleep headcanon

emerald: how my muse tells someone they love them without words

fluorite: what my muse's room looks like

fossil: what my muse's dream job is

galena: what it's like to be in a relationship with my muse

garnet: what my muse's perfect partner would be

gold: my muse's financial situation

hematite: how squeamish my muse is

hiddenite: how much of an "inner child" my muse has

iolite: my muse's drinking habits

jade: if my muse would ever cheat on a partner

jasper: what my muse would be like as a parent

kyanite: an anger headcanon

lapis lazuli: where 'home' is to my muse

lodestone: what kind of people gravitate towards my muse

malachite: what my muse as a child thought they would be when they grew up

mica: what my muse views as their worst personality trait

moonstone: my muse's opinions on outer space

mother of pearl: if my muse tends to lift people up or bring them down

nebula stone: how good my muse's memory is

obsidian: which of the seven deadly sins my muse would be

opal: how creative my muse is

pearl: a mental health headcanon

petalite: what my muse would do if they found a wallet on the street

pyrite: a physical health headcanon

quartz: how my muse thinks other people see them

rhodonite: if my muse prefers elegance or convenience

rubellite: if my muse has any 'triggers' that inspire painful memories

ruby: a happiness headcanon

sapphire: if everyone my muse knew was hanging off a cliff and they could only choose three to save, the rest certainly dying, who they would choose

serpentine: how my muse would seduce another [alt: how my muse makes their money]

silver: if my muse prefers masculinity or femininity

tsavorite: if my muse believes in destiny or fate

ulexite: how empathetic/sympathetic/compassionate my muse is

unakite: what my muse's ideal pet would be

verdite: my muse's ethnicity/family history

zebra stone: what gets my muse excited

zoisite: does my muse believe everything's going to work out for them in the end or not?

[ofbadassness]

who is the hottest person you know/biggest crush?

“Well one guy in particular takes the cake... What a hot, awesome, bad ass, perfect person....------ @puckisms​ is has my heart, forever.”

[daltonbcyarchived-deactivated20]

“Noooo, dude, no. It’s totally cool, I mean, we’re like, kinda from different circles or whatever. And being gay doesn’t define who you are– yeah some are more… you know.. superstar than others, but, it doesn’t mean that–” he couldn’t help but laugh again. “I don’t know where I was going with that… you know what else I love, that you probably didn’t know? Is football. Love it.”

[ofbadassness]

“No way --- you like football??” Puck stared at Blaine for a moment too long. He just, couldn’t imagine him being into a sport like football. Or any sport really. “That’s super cool. Why did you never try out?”

[daltonbcyarchived-deactivated20]

“Yeah? I mean, you never talked to me for more than like five seconds… so it’d be really hard for you to know that I’m pretty damn cool, too,” he smiled, drinking a bit more. He was willing himself to turn his attention to either his glass or the tv– anything to NOT stare at Puck.

[ofbadassness]

“Yeah -- sorry about that. I always thought you were just like, super gay superstar or something. Never thought you were like, cool horror buff too.” Puck shrugged his shoulders, genuinely feeling a little guilty for judging a book by its cover. To cover the slightly bad feeling, he of course chugged down his wine.

[daltonbcyarchived-deactivated20]

“Dream warriors IS hilarious. I mean the name, like… dream warriors. Was that really the best thing they could come up with?” he laughed for a moment. “Dream warrriors… oh man… why have we never hung out before, man? You’re totally cool.”

[ofbadassness]

“Well OBVIOUSLY. I’m the coolest guy ever.” Puck smirked and sipped his wine, feeling ever so proud of himself. “& ya know, you’re not half bad, bro. You’re actually a lot more interesting than I thought you were.”

[daltonbcyarchived-deactivated20]

“Uh, yeah,” Blaine said, realizing he’d drained his glass. There was no way he could keep up with Puck. NO way. “What’s, uh, what’s your favorite Freddie movie? Mine’s the original… just something about the first one… the others pale so bad in comparison.”

[ofbadassness]

“I have to agree with you there. The first is a CLASSIC. But I do have a special love for dream warriors just because I mean, it’s CALLED dream warriors. That shits hilarious.” he grinned at Blaine and took a long drink from his wine glass. he was tipsy before, and now he was VERY close to drunk.

[daltonbcyarchived-deactivated20]

“Was it really like all the tv shows? Did you share a bunk bed with some thug who fought you for the top bunk? Or were you the thug?” Blaine asked with a giggle. Probably should’ve eaten something before he started chugging alcohol. He shoved a handful of popcorn in his mouth as though it would slow down his already slightly buzzed self.

[ofbadassness]

“Uh --- DUH I was the thug.” What a great LIE. He may be tough at Mckinnley, but in juvy, kids are tougher, meaner, and a hell of a lot uglier. He took another long drink from his glass, finishing off the cup he’d only just filled. He was a heavy weight, and the stuff tasted great. So he refilled his glass and lifted the bottle towards blaine. “More?”