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LIKE FOR A STARTER FROM ONE OF MY IDIOTS!
To get me back in the game here. Lucifer is super awake, so there is that. Liz can be prodded if given a bribe. I am also feeling harry pottery....so there is that.
“Where is death. I was promised death.” -William
Her eyes slide over the Crane boy. “Ah son, there is still work for you yet.” her red painted lips twitched up into a smirk. “and you ain't gonna see the light at the end of the tunnel until I am ready to let you go.” she crossed her arms. “After all, I need you....your sisters need you...and it would be a shame if something happened to them because you can't follow orders.” she said calmly.
My Friend Playing Dragon Age: Inquisition Starters
“I’m getting fucked in the ass by spider’s jizz.”
“I don’t want your jizz!”
“Fucking screech all you want, cuntface.”
“When does death come. I was promised death.”
“FUCK YOU.”
“Take a potion you ginger shit.”
“There’s tits on my dick and I am enraged.”
“He’s planking on the stairs but he’s doing it wrong.”
“All I can do is try.”
“Where is this cunt-for-brains?”
“Bro—boy—I can’t even.”
“It’s not a beautiful call it’s me losing my fucking mind.”
“Where is death. I was promised death.”
“Hello? Is this death? Are you coming for me yet?”
“I got jazzed on.”
“I will fuck you in the ass with my pointy staff you fucks.”
“Die and burn and I would say in hell but we’re already in a green glowy version of it.”
“Hey fuckface with the horns—and you’re dead.”
“The raw fade more like my raw asshole because this guy has been fucking me for three hours.”
“I can die happy if I never see another spider. Like, for reals.”
“Fuckstache McHandlebars.”
“Handlebars McFuckFace.”
“What hurt you as a child? Oh, the thing fucking Cole in the face? Alright.”
“Spiders can eat my asshole.”
“You’re not allowed to exist.”
“Thanks for going after the broken AI.”
“Fuckstache McHandlebars is admittedly a lot better than Handlebars McFuckFace.”
“I just want to live.”
“Is this what insanity feels like?”
“It’s not the boss that’s hard. It’s the amount of shit he summons into your urethra.”
“You better put this in caps because my throat hurts.”
“The world needs to suffer with me.”
“We’re fighting in a storage closet with spiders.”
“I’m a pretty mage who likes dick beating people with a staff while everyone fucks around and has an orgy or something I don’t fucking know.”
“Hey, numbnuts—Numbnuts One and Numbnuts Two—can you take up less space?“
“I would like life.”
“… where am I.”
“Where’s the gay. I found the gay.”
“I am in hell thank you for noticing.”
“HOW YOU DOIN’, BEBE.”
“Yes it is because I can’t get past the fucking story mission.”
“I-I-I-I—”
“You cannot drag spiders. I have learned that.”
“Congratulations, you’re literally an asshole.”
“Aaaand they’re dead.”
“Please. Just… please.”
“Because please.”
“Just let me li—actually just fucking kill me. Just do it.”
I’m really good at remembering I have more than one blog.
oops. anyway bare with me while I get this back up and going.
What if I started up my OUAT OC again tho.....
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TINA IS MAKING A NEW CHARACTER....A CHAOTIC MONSTER THAT FLIP FLOPS BETWEEN APPEARANCES...A MIX BETWEEN A DEMON, A CHAOTIC DEITY AND SOMETHING BORN OF PURE GREED. THEY ARE ONLY OUT FOR NUMBER ONE, AND THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYONE THAT GETS IN THEIR WAY.
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Jack stared at Rose for a long moment. He knew she was being serious about wanting him to become a killer, but he didn’t want to. He couldn’t let that part of himself take over, but then was not the time to argue. She was seriously hurt because something was seriously wrong with him. He nodded shortly before he stood up. “Okay, okay, just stay there- or sit down. Sitting is good. I’ll go get the first aide kit.” He said before going to the bathroom. He grabbed the kit from the medicine cabinet and came back into the living room. “What do I do?”
She closed her eyes until he came back, she moved to pull off the top, exposing her crimson side. “You clean the wound first,” she said slowly, she motioned for him to get closer. “I don't bite Jack,” she said softly. She watched him like a predator he was so sweet and innocent, but she could see the darkness in him, and it was delicious. Once he got close enough to touch she used her bloody fingers to paint a smile on his face. "And smile more Jack-baby." she grinned.
Her hand pressed against her now bleeding side, she looked around and took a sharp intake of air, and relaxed against the wall. “You got a temper baby.” she breathed out and inspected him. “You got a nasty temper.” she shifted. She was lucky he wasn't trained, or she would actually be dead, and that would be a shame. “Do you want to make it up to me?” She shifted and lazily looked over him. “Go get me something to stitch this up with....maybe I'll make a killer of you yet.”
( @damntragedy cont from here)
Moving around a lot wasn't something new to the girl, She had been all around the world. She loved traveling, but there wasn't quite a place like Gotham, no matter how dirty or corrupt it was, she loved it. It was so odd, but it was her home now. Bludhaven was a close second, she had been stationed there for a while, but when that vein collapsed she moved on, Gotham, on the other hand, was an assassin's dream, blood running for days.
The blond girl currently sat at the bar making eyes at one Rodger Bolvia, he was currently worth over 100k, and Adi was all about that life. The only problem with Rodger, he was a barfly, he lived to drink all night, and well, Adi wasn't sure she was willing to wait for him to leave, and she wasn't sure she had the capacity to drink all night and do the job right. She could hear it now, Kid would make fun of her, and Deadshot would tease her, so the only course of action was to sit there and watch and make eyes, and try to get him to leave early, so she could finish this fucking job.
A movement caught her eye and she looked over to see what it was, it seemed another girl was there too, not too far fetched, but she had this air about her, a familiar air, her interest shifted and she decided Rodger wasn't going anywhere and she was bored. “Let me buy you a drink.” She smiled at the girl, approaching her.
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Holmes bro head canons because everyone needs Holmes bro head canons
Mycroft telling Sherlock it says gullible on the ceiling and he falls for it every time
Sherlock flicking Mycroft’s ear when ever he falls asleep while reading a book on the sofa
Mycroft pointing at something on Sherlock’s chest and when he looks down he flicks his nose
Sherlock telling Mycroft he’s not stupid and Mycroft saying hello not stupid, I’m Mycroft
Sherlock and Mycroft having week long prank wars until there mum gets so irritated she confiscates their books
Mycroft teasing Sherlock about how he’s smaller than him
Sherlock and Mycroft having water fights on hot days
Sherlock having a night mare and going straight to Mycroft’s room because he know he’ll help
Mycroft making Sherlock cocoa and reading him a story
Sherlock getting picked up from school by Mycroft, who holds his hand while crossing roads and teaches him deduction
Adult Sherlock and Mycroft pretending to hate each other in front of other people, and smirking at each other from opposite sides of the room because they know it’s pretend
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•Sherlock going to Mycroft’s graduation. •Mycroft cleaning the blood from Sherlock’s hair after a fight. •Mycroft hiding Sherlock’s cigarettes. •Mycroft standing next to a hospital bed after Sherlock nearly dies. •Sherlock crying in Mycroft’s house after the fall. •Mycroft going to see Sherlock to jail after everything what happened in Appledore. •Mycroft hugging Sherlock after he comes off the plane. •Sherlock calling Mycroft the day baby Watson is born because he doesn’t want to be alone.
Sherlock confiding his feelings for John in Mycroft (even if he knows Mycroft has known he’s in love even before he himself realised it).
The brothers visiting each other for the occasional nightcap.
Them looking at photo albums from their childhood and teasing each other about how they looked like/what they were wearing.
Sherlock prank-calling Mycroft.
Sherlock visiting Mycroft in his private office on the pretence of an important discussion but it was really to throw a water balloon at his face.
Sherlock breaking into Mycroft’s house to steal all his food as a prank.
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Serial Killer Sentence Starters
SO MANY TRIGGER WARNINGS! Adjust pronouns/wordin as necessary.
“I just wanted to see how it felt to shoot her/him.“ “I feel like God when I watch the last bit of breath leave their body.” “I had a lot of fun…killing somebody’s a funny experience.” “I actually think I may be possessed by demons.” “If the police are going to get me, they’d better get off their asses and do something.” “Killing wasn’t the objective. I just wanted someone under my complete control.” “After I’ve been beheaded, will I still be able to hear my blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be the pleasure to end all pleasures.” “I am sorry that I am unable to murder the whole damned human face.” “They couldn’t reject me if I killed them.” “I live for the hunt.” “Whether what I’ve done happens to be good or evil is for others to decide.” “To me, this world is nothing but evil, and my own evil just happened to come out due to my circumstances.” “Even when she was dead, she was still bitching at me. I couldn’t get her to shut up!” “The first good-looking person I see tonight is going to die.” “I was born with the devil in me.“ “I viewed them as objects, as strangers.” “Big deal, death comes with the territory. See you in Disneyland.” “I’ve killed 20 people, man. I love all that blood.” “Even psychopaths have emotions… then again, maybe not.” “I just liked to kill. I wanted to kill.” “I like children; they are tasty.” “She was giving me oral sex, and she got carried away … So I choked her.” “If I wanted to kill youI’d take this book and beat you to death with it.” “I wish you all had one neck and that I had my hands on it.” “Today I am dirty, but tomorrow I’ll be just dirt.” “Hurry up! I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”
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Like for a starter from a main muse
So Rose, Adi, Liz, or Lucifer.
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NEGAN QUOTES PART 1 SENTENCE STARTERS.
Pissing our pants yet?
Boy, do I have a feeling we’re getting close.
It’s gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.
Which one of you pricks is the leader?
And I do not appreciate you killing my men.
Also, when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people.
You have no idea how not cool that shit is.
But I think you’re gonna be up to speed shortly.
You are so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes.
And the new world order is this, and it’s really very simple.
So, even if you’re stupid, which you very may well be, you can understand it.
Give me your shit or I will kill you.
Now, I know that is a mighty big, nasty pill to swallow, but swallow it you most certainly will.
You ruled the roost.
In fact, you are pegged, more pegged if you don’t do what I want.
And if that’s too much, you can make, find, or steal more, and it’ll even out sooner or later.
The more you fight back, the harder it will be.
You try to stop us and we will knock it down.
You understand? What, no answer? You don’t really think that you were gonna get through this without being punished, now, did you? I don’t want to kill you people.
You can’t do that if you’re dead, now, can you? I’m not growing a garden.
I will shut that shit down, no exceptions.
Sucks, don’t it? The moment you realize you don’t know shit.
Anybody moves, anybody says anything, cut the boy’s other eye out and feed it to his father and then we’ll start.
What? Was the joke that bad? I’m gonna kill you.
I mean, what do you have left without them? A whole lot of work.
And if not, well, we can just turn these people inside out, won’t we? I mean the ones that are left.
Don’t make me get up again.
You are mine.
The people back there – they are mine.
You guys, look at my dirty girl!
Sweetheart Lay your eyes on this.
Were you – Were you together? That sucks.
The whole thing – not one bit of that shit flies here.
Now, I already told you people – first one’s free, then – what’d I say? I said I would shut that shit down! No exceptions.
Now, I don’t know what kind of lying assholes you’ve been dealing with but I’m a man of my word.
I just popped your skull so hard, your eyeball just popped out, and it is gross as shit!
She is a vampire bat.
Now, I really want you to try this time.
Speak when you’re spoken to.
That trip was about the way that you looked at me.
This is gonna be as cold as a warlock’s ballsack, just like he was hanging his ballsack above you and dragging it right across the forearm.
NEGAN QUOTES PART 2 ( SENTENCE STARTERS. )
Since you’re doing such an awesome job, you want to have a little blast from the past with you-know-who?
Pick whoever you want, as long as she says yes.
Are you okay down there? Your penis? I mean, that guy, he, uh clomped on it.
I mean, I just said that it was happy hour at the Pussy Bar.
You see that? I am everywhere.
And this was your shot to prove to me that that fundamental fact was sinking in, and you failed.
Which sucks, because your life was about to get so much cooler.
One, you wind up on the spike and you work for me as a dead man.
Wow! You don’t scare easy.
Lucky for you, she’s not feeling too thirsty today.
Ah, hell, I forgot.
Your mouth is all puffed up like a baboon’s ass.
I like hustle.
But believe it or not, things weren’t always cool between us.
And then I married his super hot wife.
What, does the cat got your tongue? You’re just overwhelmed by the awesomeness of this? I’m gonna ask you one more time.
Ain’t my problem if he made a dumbass choice.
Little pig, little pig, let me in!
Oh, you better be jokin’.
I know I had to make a pretty strong first impression.
Well, hello, there.
Do not make me have to ask.
I missed you.
Ha ha ha! Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
Do I get mad? Do I throw a fit? Do I bash some ginger’s dome in? Nope.
Hot diggity dog! This place is magnificent! An embarrassment of riches, as they say.
You don’t look at him, you don’t talk to him, and I don’t make you chop anything off of him.
You don’t decide what we take.
You see this? This is the kind of thing that just tickles my balls.
A little cooperation and everything is pleasant as punch.
You see, we really are reasonable people once you get to know us.
What do we have here? I got my fingers crossed for a little freaky-deaky.
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IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER
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