DARK ROLEPLAY MEMES.

dark memes for the roleplay community here on tumblr, may occasionally post things on the lighter side. if you're looking for angst, you've come to the right place. moderated by Taylor.

[fxrfxraway]

B A N G she shot me one time. B A N G she shot me two times. 

B A N G. B A N G. B A N G. she shot me A G A I N, but she’s gonna be M I N E. Who cares say B A N G she shot me one time. B A N G she shot me two times.

[teasingxdawn]

                     ‘‘Get out of my way, christophor!’‘

Teasingxdawn

☽ Indepented until dawn oc rp blog

☽ 2 years of rp experience

☽ Semi-selective

☽ Oc au and crossover friendly

☽ Contains NSFW, violence and gore

☽ Run by bordermemes

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[cftalesandkings-deactivated2022]

                                  “Don’t

                                             PATRONIZE me”

-HEELSXTOXTHEXTHROAT-

✗  Independent Juli Kidman RP blog

✗  2 years of RP experience

✗ Semi-Selective 

✗  Oc, AU and crossover friendly

✗ Contains NSFW [Violence, Gore]

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[killedpeople]

private. selective. written by taylor.  established august 2012 originally.

[rustlcss-a-blog]

where do you run when you’re running from yourself? how do you sleep when you’re afraid to close your eyes? how to do you die when you aren’t even living? get up off the ground and spit out that blood, keep fighting and fighting because it’s all you know how to do. you’re a mess and you know it, but you’ve made it this far. drag yourself with your fingernails if you need to, but you’re gonna survive this, kid.

private + highly selective, est. 02/04/17

[jakerileyapd-blog]

I’m not good at graphics please forgive me

                       Independent Multi-crossover Jake Riley from the CW’s Containment.

Verses in SPN, TVD, TWD, & MCU [More to come as the need arises.]

NSFW present, but tagged.

Mun&Muse 21+

OC Friendly

Icon, gif, novella RP’s all welcome

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[darknexsurrounds]

∞     Indie OC rp blog

∞     Multi-ship

∞     Multi-para | 1-liners

∞     A bit over two years of experience

∞     SFW | NSFW

∞     Tags triggers and NSFW as required

∞     Dorky, nerdy, and friendly mun

∞     Will give Skype upon request

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[kxllermemes-blog]

By promotions do you mean for rp blogs?

Yes, yes I do!

[kxllermemes-blog]

ah, it’d be so fun to reblog people’s promotions to promote them over here, if you want me to, shoot me an IM!!

[kxllermemes-blog]

listening to actual cannibal shia labeouf has watered my crops, my children are fed, my mortgage is paid, my skin is clear, i’m inspired.

[kxllermemes-blog]

Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf Sentence Starters.

You're walking in the woods

There's no one around and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him

He's following you about thirty feet back

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint

He's gaining on you

You're looking for your car but you're all turned around

He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face

My God, there's blood everywhere! 

Running for your life from Shia Labeouf

He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia Labeouf

Lurking in the shadows

Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf

Living in the woods, Shia Labeouf

Killing for sport, Shia Labeouf

Eating all the bodies

Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf 

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him

But you're hopelessly lost yourself

Stranded with a murderer

You creep silently through the underbrush

Aha! In the distance

A small cottage with a light on

Hope!

You move stealthily toward it

But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! 

[kxllermemes-blog]

I reaaaLly want an actual Cannibal Shia labeouf meme tbh

 i’ll get right on it, omg. amazing idea actually!

[kxllermemes-blog]

are there any specific memes you guys want?

[kxllermemes-blog]

Skylar Grey Sentence Starters.

You showed your cards

No ones who they say they are

And I'm not who you thought I was

This angel has lost her wings

I'm building a monster

You see the signs, but you can't read

You're runnin' at a different speed

Your heart beats in double time

Another kiss and you'll be mine, a one track mind

You can't be saved

Oblivion is all you crave

If there's some left for you

You don't mind if you do

Nothing can take my breath away

My lungs are empty anyway

Do what you like

Don't surprised or terrified

There are no more tears left to cry

You will make me commit murder

Baby, I'd kill for you

In my bed I believe every word that you've said

Just a kiss and you make me forget

All the bad, the battles we've lost, the bodies we hid

You don't know, just how far I'd be willing to go

You put the cracks into my moral code

So you can count on me to always be there

[kxllermemes-blog]

THE DARK KNIGHT SENTENCE STARTERS.

What do you propose?

It’s simple.

If it’s so simple, why haven’t you done it already?

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

Just have to figure out what he’s after.

So why steal them?

Then why do you want to kill me?

I don’t want to kill you!

What would I do without you?

You complete me.

How soon can you move the money?

Give me one reason why I shouldn’t have my boy here pull your head off.

And I thought my jokes were bad!

Alright, so, listen, why don’t you give me a call when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously. Here’s my card.

We’re not intimidated by thugs!

You know, you remind me of my father.

Well hello, beautiful!

A little fight in you. I like that.

You have all these rules, and you think they’ll save you!

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you’re gonna break your one rule!

Going to see your wife? You love her?

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to listen to her die?

If I tell you, will you let me go?

It’s not about what I want, it’s about what’s fair!

You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you you were wrong.

The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced, fair.

He didn’t do anything wrong.

I believe, whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.

Can you avenge evil without becoming it?

[kxllermemes-blog]

NEGAN QUOTES PART 2  ( SENTENCE STARTERS. )

Since you’re doing such an awesome job, you want to have a little blast from the past with you-know-who? 

Pick whoever you want, as long as she says yes.

Are you okay down there? Your penis? I mean, that guy, he, uh clomped on it.

I mean, I just said that it was happy hour at the Pussy Bar.

You see that? I am everywhere.

And this was your shot to prove to me that that fundamental fact was sinking in, and you failed.

Which sucks, because your life was about to get so much cooler.

One, you wind up on the spike and you work for me as a dead man.

Wow! You don’t scare easy.

Lucky for you, she’s not feeling too thirsty today.

Ah, hell, I forgot.

Your mouth is all puffed up like a baboon’s ass.

I like hustle.

But believe it or not, things weren’t always cool between us.

And then I married his super hot wife.

What, does the cat got your tongue? You’re just overwhelmed by the awesomeness of this? I’m gonna ask you one more time.

Ain’t my problem if he made a dumbass choice.

Little pig, little pig, let me in!

Oh, you better be jokin’.

I know I had to make a pretty strong first impression.

Well, hello, there.

Do not make me have to ask.

I missed you.

Ha ha ha! Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

Do I get mad? Do I throw a fit? Do I bash some ginger’s dome in? Nope.

Hot diggity dog! This place is magnificent! An embarrassment of riches, as they say.

You don’t look at him, you don’t talk to him, and I don’t make you chop anything off of him.

You don’t decide what we take.

You see this? This is the kind of thing that just tickles my balls.

A little cooperation and everything is pleasant as punch.

You see, we really are reasonable people once you get to know us.

What do we have here? I got my fingers crossed for a little freaky-deaky.

[kxllermemes-blog]

TWISTED SENTENCE STARTERS.

Sometimes I wish that you'd just die

Cause I'm too afraid of leaving

I didn't know you'd be insane

Dreams can be so deceiving

How did it come to this?

Why do I fantasize to kill you when you're sleeping?

I didn't know you feel the same

When I say you're no good

All you are to me is nothing

Some people go crazy and they lose control

Some people jump off, some people won't let go

Some people say love, some people say why

Some people don't love, they just want a free ride

The rain won't stop, it'll never dry

Is a pain in my neck, thorn in my side

Stain on my blade, blood on my knife

Been dreaming of her, all of my life

But she won't come true, she's just my nightmare I woke up to