Then he gets on the Mule train to Jamie-land Handful after handful of Doritos Circling the apartment, logging m i l e s
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Then he gets on the Mule train to Jamie-land Handful after handful of Doritos Circling the apartment, logging m i l e s
𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄
‘ I feel like you always understand about 20% of what’s happening. ’ ‘ starting right now no one may go outside under any circumstances. ’ ‘ there’s something wrong about that but I can’t put my finger on what it is. ’ ‘ I just want us all to be together. separate houses, obviously. ’ ‘ well, the nightmare continues. ’ ‘ that is the nicest and only thing anyone has said to me in thirty years. ’ ‘ I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed. ’ ‘ that wasn’t my fault. I was texting. ’ ‘ I’m a naughty bitch. ’ ‘ obviously, earth is cancelled. ’ ‘ do you have a second to eat my farts? ’ ‘ first up, we fill his acoustic guitar with wet cat food. ’ ‘ it’s not real, and neither are you. ’ ‘ isn’t there someone else better you could ask? like literally anyone else? ’ ‘ that’s what I wrote? that’s meaningless. ’ ‘ I’ve definitely never seen the word ‘pants-tent’ used so many times. ’ ‘ now the thing I said right after we kissed will always be ‘hot diggity dog’! ’ ‘ like…. why? oh, and also…. how? ’ ‘ I once got lost on an escalator. ’ ‘ I am attractive, yes. ’ ‘ new ideas are gross. they sicken me. ’ ‘ in a nutshell, it slaps. ’ ‘ caring just seems like a lot of work. ’ ‘ I can’t high-five that! no matter how badly I want to. ’ ‘ she makes the bass drop…. in my heart. ’ ‘ I was dropped into a cave, and you were my flashlight. ’ ‘ send nude pics of your heart to me. ’ ‘ are ghosts racist? ’ ‘ I am returning my damn essence to the damn fabric of the damn universe. ’ ‘ I thought you were at least gonna pretend to fight me on that, but whatever. ’ ‘ no offense, but you’re being a real smooth-brain right now. ’ ‘ I’m going to…. start crying. ’ ‘ hi. shut up. I’m confident now. ’ ‘ I’m gonna do the evil speech now. ’ ‘ you got dreams in life? that’s lit. ’ ‘ I have a question for you: are you out of your damn mind? ’ ‘ you’re like the pam anderson boob-motorcycle of people. ’ ‘ sometimes you just gotta chuck a Moltov cocktail at a drone and see what happens. ’ ‘ I hope my early successes make up for the mess I’ve become, like facebook, or america. ’ ‘ to be fair, I only think that because it’s true and I’m right. ’ ‘ I’m gonna go eat a knife. ’ ‘ screw this! let’s fight! ’ ‘ you really junked your jeans on this one, you butterface. ’ ‘ yeah, I have about a billion objections to this. ’ ‘ you haven’t responded to any of the dank memes I’ve sent. ’ ‘ the other possible medical diagnosis is that you’re just a bit of a dick. ’ ‘ it’s not a joke! I’m a legit snack! ’ ‘ well, I’ve narrowed it down to two possibilities: yes and no. ’ ‘ take it sleazy. ’
cute moments in gonna be alright
guess who is home for the pandemic and lookin for another reason to ignore homework
Tol v. Smol
Insp.
hot & cold starters
hot
“how long has the air conditioning been out?”
“maybe we should take off some layers of clothes.”
“great. no air in the summer.”
“i’m sweating like a whore in church.”
“i’ve never felt this sweaty in my life.”
“this weather makes me want to do absolutely nothing.”
“it’s okay, i have a pool!”
“i don’t feel so good. i might faint.”
“let’s go get some water.”
cold
“here, take my coat.”
“you must be freezing.”
“there’s no way that outfit is keeping you warm.”
“i should have brought a sweater.”
“want some hot cocoa? tea?”
“my gloves won’t let me text.”
“your nose is pink! how cute.”
“i swear to god, 10 more minutes and i’m going to get frost bite.”
“please tell me we’re not lost in the snow.”
study/art/books beige aesthetics
secret relationship .
painful
“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”
“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”
“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”
“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”
“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”
“ are you sure we will — ? ”
“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”
“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”
“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”
“ is this a joke to you?”
“ i deleted all our texts. ”
“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”
“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”
provoked
“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”
“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”
“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”
“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”
“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”
“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”
“ is this a joke to you — ?!”
“ stop that — we’re in public. ”
“ no, not until we get home. ”
“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”
“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”
steamy
“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”
“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”
“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”
“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”
“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”
“ i missed your scent…”
“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”
“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”
“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”
“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”
“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”
innocent
“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”
“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”
“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”
“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”
“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”
“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”
“ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”
Yeah, but will they work? Pfft. What, you’re really asking me that? It’s like… ninety-five percent sure.
broke: it was all jamie’s fault
woke: both jamie and cathy were at fault and would have broken up regardless of jamie cheating because they become so unsupportive of one another and self involved.
• °☆ Easy A (2010)
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
“Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.”
“The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated.”
“You know, you call me “bitch” a lot. Okay, it’s not a term of endearment.”
“I want every detail! Now shitface!”
“Aren’t you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit?”
“There’s a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.”
“What?! Oh my God! Who told you?”
“I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive.”
“Do you wanna go out with me?”
“You are on crack! And not the good kind.”
“I’m drunk. What’s up, bitches?”
“Perhaps you should embroider a red “A” on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp.”
“You’ve made your bed. I just hope for your sake, you’ve cleaned the sheets.”
“Is everything alright? It sounds like you’re having sex in here.”
“Looks like someone’s on a downward spiral.”
“I’m sorry, but, I mean, really? You gotta be shitting me, woman.”
“(Name), do we need to have the talk again?”
“You know, nothing you’re saying is making me feel any better.”
“No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper.”
“You really want to know what my problem is?”
“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies?”
“Right now, my life is a mess. I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it.”
“What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe.”
“(Name), life is full of choices. I made a bad one, but then, so did you.”
“We made our choices. Now, we just have to let it ride.”
“Can you not see that I’m a mess?”
i don’t know what i’m doing but come in and ruin me
guess who is 20 years old now
im out all day today i’ll hit up replies and whatnot when i get home
GUESS WHO AIN’T DEAD
*listening to the last five years*
Cathy’s Songs: Jamie is so amazing in every conceivable way.... I have so many feelings... about Jamie.... I love Jamie
Jamie’s Songs: I am a piece of shit