Light Out of Darkness

[ofdoritos]

                                 Then he gets on the                            Mule train to Jamie-land                Handful after handful of Doritos Circling the apartment, logging  m  i  l  e  s   

[tha3]

𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄

‘  I  feel  like  you  always  understand  about  20%  of  what’s  happening.  ’ ‘  starting  right  now  no  one  may  go  outside  under  any  circumstances.  ’ ‘  there’s  something  wrong  about  that  but  I  can’t  put  my  finger  on  what  it  is.  ’ ‘  I  just  want  us  all  to  be  together.  separate  houses,  obviously.  ’ ‘  well,  the  nightmare  continues.  ’ ‘  that  is  the  nicest  and  only  thing  anyone  has  said  to  me  in  thirty  years.  ’ ‘  I  came  up  with  hundreds  of  plans  in  my  life  and  only  one  of  them  got  me  killed.  ’ ‘  that  wasn’t  my  fault.  I  was  texting.  ’ ‘  I’m  a  naughty  bitch.  ’ ‘  obviously,  earth  is  cancelled.  ’ ‘  do  you  have  a  second  to  eat  my  farts?  ’ ‘  first  up,  we  fill  his  acoustic  guitar  with  wet  cat  food.  ’ ‘  it’s  not  real,  and  neither  are  you.  ’ ‘  isn’t  there  someone  else  better  you  could  ask?  like  literally  anyone  else?  ’ ‘  that’s  what  I  wrote?  that’s  meaningless.  ’ ‘  I’ve  definitely  never  seen  the  word  ‘pants-tent’  used  so  many  times.  ’ ‘  now  the  thing  I  said  right  after  we  kissed  will  always  be  ‘hot  diggity  dog’!  ’ ‘  like….  why?  oh,  and  also….  how?  ’ ‘  I  once  got  lost  on  an  escalator.  ’ ‘  I  am  attractive,  yes.  ’ ‘  new  ideas  are  gross.  they  sicken  me.  ’ ‘  in  a  nutshell,  it  slaps.  ’ ‘  caring  just  seems  like  a  lot  of  work.  ’ ‘  I  can’t  high-five  that!  no  matter  how  badly  I  want  to.  ’ ‘  she  makes  the  bass  drop….  in  my  heart.  ’ ‘  I  was  dropped  into  a  cave,  and  you  were  my  flashlight.  ’ ‘  send  nude  pics  of  your  heart  to  me.  ’ ‘  are  ghosts  racist?  ’ ‘  I  am  returning  my  damn  essence  to  the  damn  fabric  of  the  damn  universe.  ’ ‘  I  thought  you  were  at  least  gonna  pretend  to  fight  me  on  that,  but  whatever.  ’ ‘  no  offense,  but  you’re  being  a  real  smooth-brain  right  now.  ’ ‘  I’m  going  to….  start  crying.  ’ ‘  hi.  shut  up.  I’m  confident  now.  ’ ‘  I’m  gonna  do  the  evil  speech  now.  ’ ‘  you  got  dreams  in  life?  that’s  lit.  ’ ‘  I  have  a  question  for  you:  are  you  out  of  your  damn  mind?  ’ ‘  you’re  like  the  pam  anderson  boob-motorcycle  of  people.  ’ ‘  sometimes  you  just  gotta  chuck  a  Moltov  cocktail  at  a  drone  and  see  what  happens.  ’ ‘  I  hope  my  early  successes  make  up  for  the  mess  I’ve  become,  like  facebook,  or  america.  ’ ‘  to  be  fair,  I  only  think  that  because  it’s  true  and  I’m  right.  ’ ‘  I’m  gonna  go  eat  a  knife.  ’ ‘  screw  this!  let’s  fight!  ’ ‘  you  really  junked  your  jeans  on  this  one,  you  butterface.  ’ ‘  yeah,  I  have  about  a  billion  objections  to  this.  ’ ‘  you  haven’t  responded  to  any  of  the  dank  memes  I’ve  sent.  ’ ‘  the  other  possible  medical  diagnosis  is  that  you’re  just  a  bit  of  a  dick.  ’ ‘  it’s  not  a  joke!  I’m  a  legit  snack!  ’ ‘  well,  I’ve  narrowed  it  down  to  two  possibilities:  yes  and  no.  ’ ‘  take  it  sleazy.  ’

[bipolarediaz]

cute moments in gonna be alright

[ofdoritos]

guess who is home for the pandemic and lookin for another reason to ignore homework 

[blueincandescence]

Tol v. Smol

Insp. 

[myseniorprompts]

hot & cold starters

hot

“how long has the air conditioning been out?”

“maybe we should take off some layers of clothes.”

“great. no air in the summer.”

“i’m sweating like a whore in church.”

“i’ve never felt this sweaty in my life.”

“this weather makes me want to do absolutely nothing.”

“it’s okay, i have a pool!”

“i don’t feel so good. i might faint.”

“let’s go get some water.”

cold

“here, take my coat.”

“you must be freezing.”

“there’s no way that outfit is keeping you warm.”

“i should have brought a sweater.”

“want some hot cocoa? tea?”

“my gloves won’t let me text.”

“your nose is pink! how cute.”

“i swear to god, 10 more minutes and i’m going to get frost bite.”

“please tell me we’re not lost in the snow.”

[archived-unraveledfantasies]

[studyblr]

study/art/books beige aesthetics

[melamemea]

secret relationship .

painful

“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”

“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”

“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”

“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”

“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”

“ are you sure we will — ? ”

“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”

“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”

“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”

“ is this a joke to you?”

“ i deleted all our texts. ”

“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”

“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”

provoked

“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”

“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”

“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”

“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”

“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”

“ is this a joke to you — ?!”

“ stop that — we’re in public. ”

“ no, not until we get home. ”

“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”

“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”

steamy

“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”

“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”

“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”

“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”

“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”

“ i missed your scent…”

“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”

“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”

“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”

“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”

“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”

innocent

“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”

“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”

“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”

“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”

“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”

“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”

“ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”

[aheartofvalor-deactivated202002]

Yeah, but will they work? Pfft. What, you’re really asking me that? It’s like… ninety-five percent sure.

[wycombewanderer]

[takestothesky]

broke: it was all jamie’s fault

woke: both jamie and cathy were at fault and would have broken up regardless of jamie cheating because they become so unsupportive of one another and self involved.

[rpsentence-storage]

• °☆ Easy A (2010)

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

“Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.”

“The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated.”

“You know, you call me “bitch” a lot. Okay, it’s not a term of endearment.”

“I want every detail! Now shitface!”

“Aren’t you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit?”

“There’s a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.”

“What?! Oh my God! Who told you?”

“I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive.”

“Do you wanna go out with me?”

“You are on crack! And not the good kind.”

“I’m drunk. What’s up, bitches?”

“Perhaps you should embroider a red “A” on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp.”

“You’ve made your bed. I just hope for your sake, you’ve cleaned the sheets.”

“Is everything alright? It sounds like you’re having sex in here.”

“Looks like someone’s on a downward spiral.”

“I’m sorry, but, I mean, really? You gotta be shitting me, woman.”

“(Name), do we need to have the talk again?”

“You know, nothing you’re saying is making me feel any better.”

“No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper.”

“You really want to know what my problem is?”

“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies?”

“Right now, my life is a mess. I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it.”

“What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe.”

“(Name), life is full of choices. I made a bad one, but then, so did you.”

“We made our choices. Now, we just have to let it ride.”

“Can you not see that I’m a mess?”

[ofdoritos]

i don’t know what i’m doing     but come in and ruin me

[annakendrickvevo]

[ofdoritos]

guess who is 20 years old now

[ofdoritos]

im out all day today i’ll hit up replies and whatnot when i get home

[ofdoritos]

GUESS WHO AIN’T DEAD

[vissla]

*listening to the last five years*

Cathy’s Songs: Jamie is so amazing in every conceivable way.... I have so many feelings... about Jamie.... I love Jamie

Jamie’s Songs: I am a piece of shit