You Can Tell It's Mattel... It's Swell!

Ducky. nb gay, any pronouns. Three S': Sondheim, Stardew, and S...pokémon. Royal Oz Historian in training.

[vissla]

i made a mod for stardew valley (its on nexus)

edit: it’s no longer on nexus, it has been removed because a bunch of people reported it for hate speech :/ new download link here

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[canis-latransbian]

something something the conservative/fascist/reacationary obsession with 'realistic' art because they can interact with it without engaging with it intellectually.

See also: their obsession with marble sculptures and hated of postmodern art.

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[knifenymph]

change does not come from a place of comfort

[aquareaper3]

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

[homofied]

[opalfairy]

[anchovy]

Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I wear your granddad's clothes

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I look your granddad's clothes

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I'm in your granddad's clothes

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

From that thrift shop: Granddad's Clothes

[meme-magician]

Visit Original Link

[dogpuppy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[ate-a-chili]

You cast your line into the murky depths.

Trout 1 has shunned your worm!

Trout 2 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has shunned your worm!

Trout 8 has shunned your worm!

Trout 7 has shunned your worm!

Trout 3 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has eaten a snail.

Trout 9 has shunned your worm!

Trout 10 has shunned your worm!

Trout 11 has shunned your worm!

[axolotluv]

Please give us your data 🥺🥺🥺🥺 For the children 😢‼️ all of your legal information 🙏🙏 yes 🥺 your home address? 🥺 Your government issued ID 😢❓social security number and credit card details 🤗 immigration status ❓ racial religious and gender identity 😁😢😢😢⁉️ please 🥺 did you get an abortion this year 🥺 please give us your personal information 🥺🥺🥺🥺 for the children‼️‼️

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[apricotbuncakes]

Boat Swim Area Area No Swim No Boats 👈 👉

[vladtheunfollower]

Pillow Fight by Richard Scarry

[kenziecore]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

anyway. in the grocery store, a berrypilled fruitcel like me [stops to think for a moment about what "fruitcel" implies] actually i've never had feelings like that about fruit before. it was an inappropriate statement

[delicateboyz]

[papayajuan2019]

youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning

[apas-95]

what do you mean by this

[hotvampireadjacent]

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[lastvalyrian]

aborted server member: I would have loved to misinterpret your joke message