Off Key Fanfare

What, a description? That wasn't in the script.

[fucking-monday-and-thursday]

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[heartpdf]

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[noticesghosts]

What the hell

[noticesghosts]

What is going on

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

[specialagentartemis]

Intelligent alien species based on bugs but specifically those moths that don’t have mouths and only live for a week after they pupate. This species’ whole conscious life is actually in the larval phase; larvae are the ones considered people, larvae are the ones with conscious and complex brains who build society, and each instar of the larva is treated as a different phase of life. Larvae become emotionally and socially and cognitively mature without ever becoming sexually mature. When they pupate, they metamorphose into something different and strange and close to mindless, with no mouth and no digestive system, whose only instincts are to mate and then quickly die. Metamorphosis is treated, functionally, like a person’s death, and the imago phase is a kind of proto-afterlife of majestic flight and the continuation of the species. Birth and death inextricably intertwined. Sex is not something people do during their lives, it’s a thing that is done as an imago after you’ve passed on from your life but before you return to the soil in death. Resultant eggs are collected by family members to raise. I think this would be fun.

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[tsalala]

Beautiful girl from the Kambula Pride sired by the Ndzhenga Males.

Taken in MalaMala, South Africa Video by Jaco Joubert

[tainaronian]

this is the full video of the hyraxes drinking tea btw it’s great. the guy chides them because the tea is hot

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[thequeeninyellowlace]

I love her. I love her tiny, from-Wish-looking-ass Walmart rooster. I want to hug them both.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[lastoneout]

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

[lastoneout]

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

[greatatuintheworldturtle]

Also wtf is a Walmart rooster? Your cousin rude AF

[yoursquatchiness]

I know I’m months late to the Dream Tiger fad, but I hope it never dies.

My interpretation is that Tiger was the only one of its kind born without stripes, so it makes a questionable pact with a parasitic spirit/demon/whatever.

Sometimes Tiger looks “normal”.

The rest of the time… not so much.

[rellwo]

Dream tiger baby with mama dream tiger for day 350/365 of daily art for a year!

stay tuned for more!

[cloud-fluff-draws]

Consider; Pequeno y Gordo

[illustrated-process]

"Dream Tiger" - 2024

digital illustration (procreate) Joined in on this trend of drawing the dream tiger a while back at the encouragement of my brother. It was fun getting a bit intense and dark with this piece. Image protected with ArtShield.io — Find prints and other links of where I’m at online:

linktr.ee/mp_illo23

[mashumaru]

Dream Tiger cross stitch! Design based on this gif by @kaliptro, which was inspired by govy9807's dream tiger. Thank you so much, kaliptro, for letting me use your art <3

My first time ever making a pattern! It was a lot of trial and error and adjusting while stitching.

[ghostelleart]

never posted my version of the dream tiger here??????

og dream tiger design obv belongs to @/govy9807