Wait, what?

A pair of white pants being puppeted

[brookheimer]

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

[gunsandfireandshit]

Obsessed with this style of fantasy history and cannot emphasize enough that one of the most memorable candies of 1999 was this abomination of a movie tie-in

[yesterdaysprint]

The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 30, 1896

[t3acupz]

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[cosmonautroger]

???

[tevruden]

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

[vexwerewolf]

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

[saoirseronanswife]

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

[syn-ack]

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

[garlic-bready]

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I love her

[weaselle]

working weasel

[hugewoman]

Women in stem

[abbylonian-deactivated20220825]

a pastry is more than a snack or little treat it is medicinal. it's a vitamin

[female-buckets]

[nintengu]

(x)

[marlynnofmany]

I love how the tornado doesn't look malicious. She's just dancing along, doing her thing, and it's a pity you're so very ant-sized below.

[sourcreammachine]

tumblr will turn anything into a girl

[transmechanicus]

of course, this is the turning into a girl website

[lakemojave]

I do believe the girl is turning already

[cryptotheism]

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[nerdylibertarian928]

According to the notes, not everyone is familiar with Amelia Bedilia

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[female-buckets]

There is no gay man on Earth who loves lesbians more than Curt Miller 😂

[lesbian-archives]

Garden Variety Dykes: Lesbian Traditions in Gardening, 1994

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

OH it's a lesbian and her enormous sunflower

I thought she had her arm around the shoulders of her wife, who was dressed as a plant monster for some reason

[scientia-rex]

I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”

[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[fallenangelvictorious]

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

[fleshdyke]

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

[huffylemon]

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[muntzerism-diggerism]