Out of Context Sentence Starters 2
More unhinged nonsense, for all your unhinged nonsense needs. Sequel to this (x).
"This is my homunculus, Ravioli. If he senses any negative intentions towards me, he will unleash a 15ft cone of flames."
"I'm confident that in a survival situation, I know enough to be able to cobble together some kind of bootleg cheese."
"Why have I turned into a 1920s charlatan?"
"It was a very unintentionally bisexual time."
"Where the fuck did my blood go?"
"This week just rocked up and said 'Fuck your chicken strips'!"
"You can go to sleep, but I'll still haunt your dreams!"
"DON'T YOU 'DEEZ NUTS' ME, YOU PISTACHIO PUTZ!"
"This concludes my four hour bullshit saga. Vive la France, fuck you."
"I'm about 30% butt by volume."
"[Insert name] is a log-stealing bitch."
"A leg will heal, but cabbages are a girl's best friend."
"We can't let the others know about the pepperoni mines."
"You are banned from talking to magicians in the future."
"Riot! In the name of soup!"
"Don't you know you need to replace your skeleton every few years, like a mattress?"
"Hey! Quit floating away while I'm talking to you, you jackass!"
"Begone, visions of anime that dance in my head!"
"So today I traded a candy corn to a faun in exchange for some flowers."
"Do NOT the sunfish."
"I am quite amused by your 'I can't find the beef' dance."
"I need to unscrunch my brain."
"We must fashion for the Snack Queen a crown of Bugles."
"It's 4am and I've had it with the janky hillbilly music!
"There are mimes living in my bathroom."
"Thinkn't. I am gone."
"Can't sleep. Tornadoes will get me."
"It's all fun and games until the hot dog rollers get clogged with cat fur."
"Well, the Canadian Mountie was a surprise."
"I do love a stupid little doohickey."
