Some things can't be bought.

NSFW companion blog for hiredempathy. Please read the rules before interacting.

[offcontract]

You know, ever since that tournament, I've wanted to press you up against a wall and take you from behind. Fill you up, then go again on the floor. Make love to you until you're exhausted.

NSFW Anons | accepting!

"O-oh my gosh, really?"

She'd meant to go for an 'are you kidding me' kind of tone for the "really" part, but she ended up sounding more excited at the prospect than anything.

[offcontract]

Have you ever had sex on the job?

NSFW Anons | accepting!

She freezes up at the question, the blush on her face speaking volumes.

"I-I... I mean, it's not like I ever plan to! But... yeah, it's happened before. Just a few times though! Sometimes my clients just... get my attention, or a Pokémon that's causing trouble really just needs to... u-um."

"A-anyway. I don't... h-have sex as part of my job, if that's what you're asking."

[sxnedmemes]

SEND MY CHARACTER SMUTTY ANONS !

Be they fantasies your muse has had about mine , or anything you’d like ! 

[offcontract]

@heated-bandit "Y... Didn't hear anyfin I said, did ya?" ~ Musketeer.

"Hear what? I d-didn't hear anything!" Man, was she happy she was the one capable of reading his aura, and not the other way around.

[offcontract]

"Good answer~ maybe someday it will happen. Until then, enjoy your day friend! And sorry!" ( @chxsingtheshxdows )

"Sorry? For what?

"I-I mean, yeah, hopefully! Same to you!"

[offcontract]

"From one Lucario to another... You ever think about surprising a partner with mega evolution?" ( @chxsingtheshxdows )

"S-surprising them?" Somehow, the context was clear, but that didn't make it any less embarrassing of a question.

"I mean... I might, if I had a Mega Stone, but... I honestly, um, I-I'd rather be surprised by a... a g-guy Mega Evolving..." Arceus, that was embarrassing to admit!

[offcontract]

@heated-bandit "A Show" (Musketeer thought he could sneak in and surprise Fos! Little did he know...)

Fostea’s Show | accepting!

This wasn't going to become a common thing, was it?

Fostea was currently in a crouched position, using her hands for support while her hips gyrated up and down the length of a particularly girthy Bone Rush. Needless to say, it was quite the awkward sight to walk in on...

...and an even more awkward thing to be caught doing.

"OH MY MEW!" Fos shrieked, jumping off her improvised toy just before it vanished, her concentration instantly gone. She proceeded to fall onto her side, thankfully in a position that wasn’t too compromising.

“Y-you could’ve at least knocked!”

[offcontract]

@intertwiningstates

A sound similar to, but a bit different, from that made by a certain device owned by Fostea could be heard somewhere nearby outside, obscured from view by the bushes and trees. Just a moment later, the sound of a familiar voice giving out delighted moans and a cry of "Hoo-whee!" resounds from the trees, giving a better idea as to the place of origin.

The quiet buzzing goes unnoticed at first, and then just unacknowledged, as Fostea doesn't see any immediate cause for alarm. It's only when a voice gets added to the mix that her ears perk up, soon followed by her aura sensors.

“What the...”

Putting down what she was doing, she peeks out of her home, but nothing stands out to her eyes. She can hear the voice more clearly, though, and...

“...Oh. Oh!”

With a growing blush on her face, she quickly retreats back inside and tries her utmost to ignore anything else she might hear.

[offcontract]

// @ people who give male canine/vulpine Pokémon a knot, but female ones normal human anatomy: y'all are cowards. //

[offcontract]

"A Show!" (Ari walking in on her by mistake, while Foe is tring something new)y

Fostea’s Show | accepting!

What a thing to spend money on. Sometimes, Fostea just plain didn't understand humans... but that confusion had quickly turned to envy the moment she'd gotten a taste of what this thing could do.

It was a simple item, just a smooth rod of some kind that vibrated endlessly if you pressed a button on one end. Its incessant buzzing filled the room as she tried, and succeeded, to figure out how to put it to good use... and it wasn’t long until she briefly forgot all of the world around her.

That was the first thing Ari got to see upon walking in: a Lucario lost in the throes of pleasure, upper body resting on her arm while her lower half was high up in the air, thankfully facing away from the room’s entrance, with her tail curled upwards and wagging slightly.

“Mmmh...”

Even though they were facing each other, Fos didn’t seem to have heard even the loud plastic rustling of the tarp that formed her front door. The rhythmic motions of her other hand and the continued buzzing of her new toy, however, spoke volumes.

[offcontract]

"A show" (Ruko dropping by at the wrong time)

Fostea's Show | accepting!

Normally, Fostea’s aura sense -- even in a passive, unfocused state -- would have tipped her off on the fact that someone was nearby, especially a fellow Lucario... but this morning had her a little preoccupied. She’d woken up in a certain mood, and with no one around at the time and nothing planned for the day, seen no reason not to do something about it.

Which was exactly why, upon lifting the tarp that provided her home with some much-needed privacy, Ruko would be met with her lying back on her sleeping bag, one paw dipping between her legs and the other scratching weakly at the fabric beneath her. Her eyes were shut tight, soft sounds escaped her maw, and she went at it for a solid minute or two before finally looking up...

...only to shriek and practically jump up against the wall, pulling the sleeping bag over herself to cover anything incriminating.

“H-how long have you been standing there?!”

[offcontract]

“A Show”

Fostea's Show | accepting!

Their relationship having grown a little past professional at this point, it was only natural for Church to ask her this at some point; and Fostea happily, if bashfully, obliged. It wasn’t every day he got to learn how a Lucario might... well, pleasure themself in private.

"O-okay, so, when I, um... I usually just...”

Holding her paws out straight in front of her and bringing them together, then slowly spreading them, Fostea summoned a bright blue object resembling a bone. It was made of pure aura energy, but not sharp or hot to the touch... just pleasantly warm, perfect for what she was about to do.

She then sat back, spread her legs, and, holding the Bone Rush weapon in one hand, ran the fingers of her free one along one edge of her entrance. Then, with plenty of caution and a little bit of effort, she began to slide the bone inside.

A shiver made its way up her spine, and her ears folded back just as her eyes met his. Somehow, this wasn’t nearly as awkward as she’d expected it to be.

“Do you... w-want me to continue?”

[muddymemes]

Send Me "A Show" and my muse will masturbate for yours

Feel free to specify any toys or additional conditions

[thatangrybomber]

Send my muse the most NSFW asks you can think of.

[offcontract]

@heated-bandit "Y.... Yeah. I'm good." He wipes his nose off- Oddly enough, there's no indication on the ground that would imply that he broke his nose on the ground! How strange. "Ehm. Jus', ah. Hm."

Whatever the cause of his nosebleed, she just wanted to make sure it wasn't going to get any worse -- thankfully he seemed to be doing alright, and no one was around to possibly give him a second punch in the snout.

"I'm... I-I'm sorry, again. Your friend pulled some kind of prank."

[offcontract]

@heated-bandit Musketeer is just suffering from a bloody nose, don't mind him!

Things she sensed from his aura aside, Fos just crouched next to him and put a paw under his chin as if to support him. Her other paw went to wipe away the blood from his snout, with her not even thinking twice about doing so.

"Are you okay?"

[offcontract]

@heated-bandit "Aaaaaand you blew it. Could've blew HIM, but you blew this conversation." Radio silence, before the eventual choking cough of Musketeer bursts out in the distance- Oh, I guess he left while Fos was just. Standing there. Thinking.

"S-stop saying things like that!" Way to undo whatever progress they'd made in the past few minutes!

Fostea ended up half-jogging, half-running after the Thievul, both apologizing and asking if he was okay.