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Affiliated Fenneko of Aggretsuko RP blog. Housing: District Alpha Rank: Nobody

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alicesoneandonly:

Peter looked down at the fox, a frown on his lips as he listened to her request. “Can you not ask another? I do not lend out my phone to others, for I do not want it contaminated by germs.” He would have asked why she needed a phone to check who wasn’t there if he didn’t remember the call list that came with a phone.

“Aren’t you worried about the germs it collects just by being brought outside in the first place? If you really wanted to keep it clean you should keep it in a box in your room where no one could ever find it.” And not even that would keep it completely germ free, Fenneko knew.

“But if you’re going to be like that, the least you could do is do my checking for me.”

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haiiida:

“They’re pretty odd. One guy was pretty nice, but this other guy? Jeez, just rude. I don’t get what people think they can get away with. Granted, I’m not a mean guy, you’d have better luck I think, Fenneko.” Haida grumbles for a while, once again giving his friend’s shoulder a squeeze, hoping to settle them both down before someone exploded at the passersby.

A huff, and he has to hurry along to keep up with the other. “Hey! Hey! Why don’t we just stop by a convenience store? I know that we were given a bit of money. We can afford a little something to tide us over tonight, yeah? It’ll be nice.” 

She didn’t stop walking, even as Haida offered up a better idea than the one she liked. She was keeping her eyes peeled for a bar before, but at his suggestion, now she was looking for a cheap looking convenience store too.

“Pooling together most of the little money we have to spend on just alcohol and drinking enough to have a serious hangover tomorrow sounds like just the thing I’d like to do in a situation like this.”

“For once, that isn’t sarcasm. If we can settle for bottom of the shelf we might even be able to get enough for tomorrow too.”

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Starter | @stellarshooter

Fenneko stood in front of the elevator leading out of District Alpha, waiting for the door to open. When it finally did, a young looking girl walked out and past her. Normally Fenneko wouldn’t stop to think about it, and would’ve just stepped inside to make her way to the surface, but something about her made Fenneko stop and watch her for a moment.

She didn’t immediately head in one direction, rather she looked around and seemed to not have anywhere in particular to go. Did she not have a reason to be here, other than to wander? Bad idea, in Fenneko’s opinion.

She chose not to step into the elevator, instead speaking to the girl.

“If I were you, I would just get back on the elevator and leave. It’s pretty much all crap down here anyway, you wouldn’t be missing anything.”

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deathmetalist:

@offennec​ started following you!

( ♡ )        「Ah… Fenneko? Is that you?! You got stuck here too? How’d you manage to get in here?」Retsuko taps onto her shoulder as she realizes that it is, in fact, her witty troll of a coworker. Immediately bombarding her friend with questions, she beams eagerly at the fox. Both of them are in their work clothes, unsurprisingly. But now, they didn’t have to work at the office anymore. This would be one of the first few times that it was just Fenneko and Retsuko hanging out. Had they hung out prior to this instance, aside from the office parties? Retsuko wasn’t so sure, but she lingered a little too long on her internal dialogue– she was probably mildly spaced out.

Her reaction was immediate and unmistakably delighted. She knew Haida was here, so she already wasn’t completely alone, but Retsuko being here too meant she had another friend. And that Retsuko wasn’t stuck in the office without either her nor Haida. That would be terrible.

“Retsuko! I came here with Haida. Well, I didn’t come here with Haida so much as we both got here around the same time, but I don’t care to be that pedantic. Did you get a shitty hut too?”

Did Retsuko hear her? Fenneko stared right at her, awaiting her response. “Retsuko? Don’t die on me now.”

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coronaupper:

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☆ “Word of advice: don’t go down this street. I’m not really basing it on much, just a gut feeling is all. But when I go with my gut I’m pretty much always right. Plus you don’t look like you can defend yourself if things get bad.”

“Gut instinct, huh? That’s pretty infallible, so I guess I have no choice but to heed your warning. But the problem is, I need to take this street to get home. So because I can’t defend myself, maybe I should find someone to guard me. Maybe a tall squirrel.”

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Starter for @alicesoneandonly

“Maybe you can help me out.”

Not the most polite way to greet a stranger, but it wasn’t the worst, right? She looked up at the stranger she was talking to with an expression looking innocent enough you might not expect the bundle of sarcasm beneath it.

“I need to borrow a phone. Not to make a call or steal it, I just need to make sure someone isn’t here.”

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haiiida:

Fenneko is his friend, and therefore, he’s determined to do the best he can for her. It may not be much, given that Haida’s not too sure what he’s going to do as well, so he just looks ahead, and tries not to panic too much. It’ll just cause a bit of a ruckuss that doesn’t need to occur. 

“Nope! Though, it’s not like I really needed anything in the first place.” Well, he’d wanted a computer, something to work with. However, he had been told that it was something he would have tow ait for. A priveledge he had not yet earned. Bah.

She’s right. Haida turns his head and stares. One particularly rude fellow gets a glare from him, eyes narrowed and upper lip curling slightly as he expresses his disgust. “Of course they are. They act like they’ve never seen anyone like this before.” 

“I wonder if they realize how strange they look to us too. The least they could do is not make it so obvious.”

She didn’t go so far as to scowl at them. It wouldn’t accomplish anything but making them stare more, she figured. She crossed her arms across her chest, tail flicking back and forth in frustration like cats do when you poke them.

“I’m assuming you’re hut didn’t come stocked with drinks either. I could really go for one right now.”

“Or several. Do you think I could blackmail a bartender?”

And then she was suddenly walking again, in the direction she remembered the elevator to District Alpha being. Maybe, just maybe, she’d find a free drink on the way.

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haiiida:

“You’ve met Ton, right? And seen how crowded the train stop is. That’s waaaay more likely and you know it.” Haida snickers, giving his friend a small pat on the shoulder. It’s a quiet gesture, a gentle ‘it’s good to see you’ that tries to provide at least some reassurance. Nevertheless, he takes the offered pencil, giving it a once over and shrugging. 

“Looks like an ordinary pencil to me. They didn’t give me anything besides some chit-chat and a kick in the tail.” A face is made, and Haida looks a little uneasy by everything. “It sounds like a sick joke, that’s what. This whole place feels like a prank.” 

She appreciates the gesture more than she’ll let on. As sarcastic as she may be, it is nice to see Haida here. If she was going to be kidnapped and thrown out the door like this, it’s better to do it with someone she knows and actually likes.

“You didn’t get anything? That sucks. I guess I should consider myself lucky then.”

“Honestly? I hate this. I think we’d be thankful if it was just a prank. You’d think I’d be happy to get out of the office but this is far from a good alternative.” She was actually beginning to sound annoyed now, instead of the casual monotony in her voice before. She looked from Haida to the city around them, picking out a few people at random.

“People keep staring.”

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haiiida:

“I’m, pretty sure we got here at the same time, Fenneko. It’s a nice idea, but probably not the most feasible.” Haida does manage a smile though, all blunt teeth and a bit less wild anxiety. “I’m doing my best here, give me a break already.” A chuckle follows, and he slumps a little bit. Crisis averted, Fenneko is alive– wait never mind, she’s talking about death. 

His face contorts, and a look of dismay fills his face. “Dead?! What do you mean dead?! We can’t have died! That’d mean we were hit by the train, or Ton finally lost it. Maybe. That actually makes some sense.” 

And soon enough, the sight of the pencil gives him pause. “Huh?”

“It’s interesting that you think Ton killing us or us both being stupid enough to be hit by the train is more likely than my action movie scenario.”

She nudges the pencil hand toward him once, as if trying to say just take it, Haida. Take it. Do you know what it means when someone holds something out to you?

“It’s a pencil. They gave it to me when I got here. It’s not even a new pencil. Can you believe that?”

“They can kidnap us without us ever knowing but they can’t even give me a new pencil. Why do you think that is?”

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haiiida:

Considering how casual Fenneko’s words are, Haida does little more than gawk for a moment, giving the other a strained look that suggests the edge of a nervous tirade. However, he refrains long enough to give the other a distraught look. 

“How in the world are you so calm about this?! Good God, Fenneko, we’ve been kidnapped.” Clasping his hands together, he lets out a small huff, looking rather ruffled by this entire series of events. “Yeah, and I thought some of the apartments were shitty. They put me in Alpha, whatever that’s supposed to mean.” 

With no good answer, he shrugs. “I saw you. You’re pretty easy to catch, you know. It’s probably the ears.” 

“Oh. I knew I was kidnapped, but I was wondering if you weren’t and instead you went on an action movie style hunt to track me down and bring my kidnappers to justice.”

“I’m a little disappointed that isn’t the case.”

She knew what Alpha meant only through the unfortunate coincidence that she was put there too. She cocked her head to the side, regarding him for a moment before talking again. It was almost impressive how steady she was keeping her expression.

“You must be one of my neighbours. Even in death, we’re just a couple metaphorical desks away.” You’re not dead, Fenneko. “That makes it just a little bit less shit.”

She held out her hand with the pencil up towards him. “Here.”

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haiiida:

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When he sees her, Haida has to rub his eyes. It’s a little bit comical, but he’s trying is best (goddamnit), and has no intentions of running up someone hollering Fenneko when it is in no way, Fenneko. That would be embarrassing. The end of days when it seems everything has ended just a bit. So, Haida bucks up, and stares for a moment. 

“Fenneko?” Haida’s voice carries trepidation, but there’s hope in there, somewhere under the stress. “Fenneko!” Then it clicks, and he’s charging over to the other, panting by the time he gets there. 

“Thank God. Are you alright?!”

Fenneko is still trying to figure out exactly where she is. She knows its a city, but it’s no city she’s ever heard of, and a surprising amount of people are upsettingly human. Her ears twitch when she hears a voice though—it’s familiar to her, surprisingly enough, and she turns to face the oncoming nervous wreck.

“Oh hey Haida, you’re here too then.”

“My house is crap but I’m doing very not crap all things considered. How did you find me here?”

In her hand is still her half used up pencil. Might as well carry it around.

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Oh hey it’s Fenneko. If you’d like to thread with this tiny office fox then like this post. Capping it at.... 3 for now? 3 for now. My few lovely castmates are exempt though.

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With prior reserve, here is Fenneko from Aggretsuko! The app link can be found on the left side!

Welcome to the hive, Fenneko!

You will be housed in district alpha.

You will be given a half-used pencil.

Enjoy your stay!

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[jtrocks9]

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jtrocks9:

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”