I Just Really Like Dogs Man

my name is marching band and i'm just a swarm of bees with major anxiety.

[offical-dogs]

HEY LOOK A PICTURE FROM 2005 THAT I PROLLY DON’T HAVE ON MY COMPUTER ANYMORE. THAT’S MY CAT PEANUT SHE DIED IN 2013 AT AGE 22 (WE DON’T KNOW EXACTLY HOW OLD SHE WAS). AND THAT’S ME WHEN I WAS FIVE. OH MY GOD, I WAS CUTE.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[diishii]

CLUB GOIN UP

ON A 

̶̴̲̜͚̲͍̺̰̠͓̰̳̖̞̙̥̻̪͟２̶̛͍̖͙̥̹͍̰͕̘͖̤̮̙͔̝̣̠͡͠＇̧̨͉̭͙͔̗̻̹̣͙̱̜̝͍̹͙͙Ｓ̶̷̲̠̥̘̱̼̮̞̥̥̭̕͢͠ ̡̖͎̹͙͍͙͈̞̲͠͝ͅ ̛͏͞҉̤̪͔͙̥̪̬̭ͅͅＤ̡͍̥̝̻͍͕̭̠̳̺̯͖͢͞Ａ̵̡̧̯͔̭̹͍̰̫͍̘̝̺Ｙ̢̙͙̥̣̬̗̱͓̠̹̝̟̤͟͡͠

[offical-dogs]

Top Surgery Gofundme

I don’t ever use tumblr but here’s my gofundme that I made so I can get top surgery

https://www.gofundme.com/qy695f-top-surgery&rcid=r01-154041328921-26d56ac9cf834853&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’ve started using the word “sexy” a lot more just because it’s like… an inflammatory word… describing something weird as “hot” is like ok gross whatever but “sexy” just makes people go crazy like either they agree wholeheartedy or they want you dead

[sasaq]

11:50 AM - 10 Sep 2015 (via Twitter / ふ み な @Fuuut_09)

[ftcreature]

The Lord of the Puddle has Awoken.

[camwyn]

Category 0.25 kaiju.

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

[nihilistwife]

Anyone: where’d you get that bruise?

Me: idk I just inhabit this vessel

[just-shower-thoughts]

When someone asks you “are you ticklish” there is a 0% chance you will leave that conversation untouched.

[i-raised-you-danker-than-this]

[veganlove]

[dizzyotter]

when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers

[jointhevortex]

Kepler is a gem 💎

[dyx-deactivated20211116]

[farmfreshmemes]

[doggopupperforpres]

My puppy the day we brought him home from the pound vs. now, 8 years later. He has 400-acres of woods to play in and god help the squirrel that dares to enter his domain.

[rtdtn]

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[directoaltacho-deactivated20201]

[sarahmaraerobson]

“The Favorite” by Omar Rayyan

[jade-cooper]

Favorite what? Demon?!

[cheesey-toast]

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

[221cbakerstreet]

18th century Lilo and Stitch

[ringingofraevolution]

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

[rooksandravens]

HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

[dduane]

…Goodness.

[turretangel]

Dearie me, what is this that just popped up on my dash.

[estrellafiore-deactivated201711]

What is that orange dragon doing? Yoga or ballet? 😱

[jumpingjacktrash]

his best!

[jewishdragon]

I went to his website and he has a photo of himself:

I love??? so much???

[gingerjab]

The orange dragon thing is obviously having a spa day, damn.

We all deserve a little pampering.

[myownprivatememories-deactivate]