you ever been bit by a crab, hon?

31_SHE_YEAH????

[chrissymoltisanti]

fucking. Christophah fancam

[closedooropenwindow-deactivated]

Me if I was different from how I am

[alivehouse]

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

[ispyspookymansion]

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

[teenjournalist]

A man had a nice time sunbathing in his yard today, reports seeing many butterflies, small grasshoppers, and baby spiders in the grass

[theblob1958]

[with-practice]

[imasymbolfornothingthatexists]

I’m literally never reincarnating again

[spindlewit]

a little shelter.

[process on patreon]

[tinylilvalery]

GETCHO FUKN DAWG MANNN

[jakesullypussyhair]

[catchymemes]

[dogdayafternoon1975-deactivated]

[dogdayafternoon1975-deactivated]

[sunflowermp4]

this is what he looked like btw

[weedass]

[pointnclick]

whenever i see a noir detective in the rain i’m like yeah man… that’s exactly where you’re supposed to be

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[ballgame]

Video games are simultaneously the best medium for morally complex narratives because it's harder for the player to distance themselves from the situation and come to a smug outsider's conclusion than it would be with other mediums but also the worst option because most gamers are fucking idiots.