God Of The Underworld

Ran by @elfin-grove

[tiresiaschildofhades]

just saw a guy dressed like he was going on an expedition but he had a ukulele strapped to his backpack

i think i found apollo

[apolloandhiscar]

Can't have- can't have been me

[offical-hades]

Are you sure nephew?

[offical-hades]

WHO UNLEASHED A SWARM OF BEES IN MY KITCHEN!??!?!?!

[zeus-offical]

[offical-hades]

My brother in Kaos what did that one do?????

[zeus-offical]

said thunderbringer is bad

[offical-hades]

Oh ok, makes sense

[zeus-offical]

[offical-hades]

My brother in Kaos what did that one do?????

[merci-angel]

Send me a color

Deep Red - I’m in love with you

Red - I love you

Pink - I think you’re cute

Blue - You’re amazing

Rose - You’re pretty

Violet - I want to meet you

Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours

Lavender - You are my Tumblr crush

Orange - I want to get to know you

Tangerine - We have a lot in common

Turquoise: We don’t talk but your blog is A+

Amber - I wish you would notice me

Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog

Beige - I don’t know you at all

Yellow - I don’t like your blog

Green - I don’t like you

Olive - I think you are unattractive

Brown - I hate you

Grey - You scare me

Black - Delete your tumblr

[zeus-offical]

i want to know what you all think of the greatest god to ever bless this site

[offical-hades]

Brother, there isnt an option to even begin descriving the mixed bags of emotions i have too you

[offical-hades]

Despite what i may make it seem like Zeus, i dont truly hate you completely, i just despise aspects of you and how you act. But you're still my youngest brother and i still care about you even ig i dont quite know HOW to properly show care and what small ounces of respect i still have for you

[merci-angel]

Send me a color

Deep Red - I’m in love with you

Red - I love you

Pink - I think you’re cute

Blue - You’re amazing

Rose - You’re pretty

Violet - I want to meet you

Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours

Lavender - You are my Tumblr crush

Orange - I want to get to know you

Tangerine - We have a lot in common

Turquoise: We don’t talk but your blog is A+

Amber - I wish you would notice me

Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog

Beige - I don’t know you at all

Yellow - I don’t like your blog

Green - I don’t like you

Olive - I think you are unattractive

Brown - I hate you

Grey - You scare me

Black - Delete your tumblr

[zeus-offical]

i want to know what you all think of the greatest god to ever bless this site

[offical-hades]

Brother, there isnt an option to even begin descriving the mixed bags of emotions i have too you

[offical-hades]

I keep finding boxes labeled "Hopes And Dreams" done here and its really starting to concern me how many there are being registered lately

[poseidon-offical]

These urs?

What the fuck are those.

[crushed-sugar]

Can’t believe you say that to your childrens’ faces.

[poseidon-offical]

These are not mine.

[offical-hades]

I thought all fish were yours brother

[poseidon-offical]

These are not real fish.

[offical-hades]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

...

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

COMPLETELY!

[offical-hades]

Idk bro, you might be The One That Tells Lies' father with all that lying you're doing...

[poseidon-offical]

THEY ARE NOT MINE.

I WOULD KNOW.

THOSE ARE FUCKING CODE.

[offical-hades]

...

...

Are you shore?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

Alright alright, fine! They aren't yours.

[poseidon-offical]

FINALLY SOMEONE BELIEVES ME!

[offical-hades]

Yeah yeah

These are still yours though

[poseidon-offical]

Yes?

[offical-hades]

You're fine knowing you made these?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes.

[offical-hades]

... I dont believe you bro

[poseidon-offical]

Those aren’t living ones, they’re much more beautiful ALIVE.

[offical-hades]

Mhm, sure.

[poseidon-offical]

It’s so cruel to kill someone’s child, present them with their child’s shriveled corpse, and then insult their child.

[offical-hades]

I WASNT THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM!? And they ALWAYS coming down here looking like rhat, how was i supposed to know that wasnt normall for them!?

[poseidon-offical]

OF COURSE IT ISN’T!

[offical-hades]

LISTEN MAN THATS MY ONLY EXPOSURE TO THEM OK!? YOU PRESENT A MAN A DOG AND THATS WHAT HE THINKS DOGS LOOK LIKE

[poseidon-offical]

YOU’RE THE GOD OF THE DEAD, USE COMMON SENSE.

[offical-hades]

IM THE GOD OF THE DEAD NOT THE GOD OF COMMON SENSE DOOFUS!

[poseidon-offical]

YEAH, I CAN TELL.

[offical-hades]

Look, let's just put this aside and remember the one thing that we definitely CAN agree on

[poseidon-offical]

You always use Zeus to deflect your way out of arguments.

[offical-hades]

Yeah i know...

[poseidon-offical]

It’s sort of fucked up.

[offical-hades]

Listen man, idk what to tell you. Dealing with the dead all day nearly everday for eternity doe NOT foster good social skills.

Also im petty.

[poseidon-offical]

These urs?

What the fuck are those.

[crushed-sugar]

Can’t believe you say that to your childrens’ faces.

[poseidon-offical]

These are not mine.

[offical-hades]

I thought all fish were yours brother

[poseidon-offical]

These are not real fish.

[offical-hades]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

...

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

COMPLETELY!

[offical-hades]

Idk bro, you might be The One That Tells Lies' father with all that lying you're doing...

[poseidon-offical]

THEY ARE NOT MINE.

I WOULD KNOW.

THOSE ARE FUCKING CODE.

[offical-hades]

...

...

Are you shore?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

Alright alright, fine! They aren't yours.

[poseidon-offical]

FINALLY SOMEONE BELIEVES ME!

[offical-hades]

Yeah yeah

These are still yours though

[poseidon-offical]

Yes?

[offical-hades]

You're fine knowing you made these?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes.

[offical-hades]

... I dont believe you bro

[poseidon-offical]

Those aren’t living ones, they’re much more beautiful ALIVE.

[offical-hades]

Mhm, sure.

[poseidon-offical]

It’s so cruel to kill someone’s child, present them with their child’s shriveled corpse, and then insult their child.

[offical-hades]

I WASNT THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM!? And they ALWAYS coming down here looking like rhat, how was i supposed to know that wasnt normall for them!?

[poseidon-offical]

OF COURSE IT ISN’T!

[offical-hades]

LISTEN MAN THATS MY ONLY EXPOSURE TO THEM OK!? YOU PRESENT A MAN A DOG AND THATS WHAT HE THINKS DOGS LOOK LIKE

[poseidon-offical]

YOU’RE THE GOD OF THE DEAD, USE COMMON SENSE.

[offical-hades]

IM THE GOD OF THE DEAD NOT THE GOD OF COMMON SENSE DOOFUS!

[poseidon-offical]

YEAH, I CAN TELL.

[offical-hades]

Look, let's just put this aside and remember the one thing that we definitely CAN agree on

[poseidon-offical]

You always use Zeus to deflect your way out of arguments.

[offical-hades]

Yeah i know...

[poseidon-offical]

These urs?

What the fuck are those.

[crushed-sugar]

Can’t believe you say that to your childrens’ faces.

[poseidon-offical]

These are not mine.

[offical-hades]

I thought all fish were yours brother

[poseidon-offical]

These are not real fish.

[offical-hades]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

...

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

COMPLETELY!

[offical-hades]

Idk bro, you might be The One That Tells Lies' father with all that lying you're doing...

[poseidon-offical]

THEY ARE NOT MINE.

I WOULD KNOW.

THOSE ARE FUCKING CODE.

[offical-hades]

...

...

Are you shore?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

Alright alright, fine! They aren't yours.

[poseidon-offical]

FINALLY SOMEONE BELIEVES ME!

[offical-hades]

Yeah yeah

These are still yours though

[poseidon-offical]

Yes?

[offical-hades]

You're fine knowing you made these?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes.

[offical-hades]

... I dont believe you bro

[poseidon-offical]

Those aren’t living ones, they’re much more beautiful ALIVE.

[offical-hades]

Mhm, sure.

[poseidon-offical]

It’s so cruel to kill someone’s child, present them with their child’s shriveled corpse, and then insult their child.

[offical-hades]

I WASNT THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM!? And they ALWAYS coming down here looking like rhat, how was i supposed to know that wasnt normall for them!?

[poseidon-offical]

OF COURSE IT ISN’T!

[offical-hades]

LISTEN MAN THATS MY ONLY EXPOSURE TO THEM OK!? YOU PRESENT A MAN A DOG AND THATS WHAT HE THINKS DOGS LOOK LIKE

[poseidon-offical]

YOU’RE THE GOD OF THE DEAD, USE COMMON SENSE.

[offical-hades]

IM THE GOD OF THE DEAD NOT THE GOD OF COMMON SENSE DOOFUS!

[poseidon-offical]

YEAH, I CAN TELL.

[offical-hades]

Look, let's just put this aside and remember the one thing that we definitely CAN agree on

[poseidon-offical]

These urs?

What the fuck are those.

[crushed-sugar]

Can’t believe you say that to your childrens’ faces.

[poseidon-offical]

These are not mine.

[offical-hades]

I thought all fish were yours brother

[poseidon-offical]

These are not real fish.

[offical-hades]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

...

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

COMPLETELY!

[offical-hades]

Idk bro, you might be The One That Tells Lies' father with all that lying you're doing...

[poseidon-offical]

THEY ARE NOT MINE.

I WOULD KNOW.

THOSE ARE FUCKING CODE.

[offical-hades]

...

...

Are you shore?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

Alright alright, fine! They aren't yours.

[poseidon-offical]

FINALLY SOMEONE BELIEVES ME!

[offical-hades]

Yeah yeah

These are still yours though

[poseidon-offical]

Yes?

[offical-hades]

You're fine knowing you made these?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes.

[offical-hades]

... I dont believe you bro

[poseidon-offical]

Those aren’t living ones, they’re much more beautiful ALIVE.

[offical-hades]

Mhm, sure.

[poseidon-offical]

It’s so cruel to kill someone’s child, present them with their child’s shriveled corpse, and then insult their child.

[offical-hades]

I WASNT THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM!? And they ALWAYS coming down here looking like rhat, how was i supposed to know that wasnt normall for them!?

[poseidon-offical]

OF COURSE IT ISN’T!

[offical-hades]

LISTEN MAN THATS MY ONLY EXPOSURE TO THEM OK!? YOU PRESENT A MAN A DOG AND THATS WHAT HE THINKS DOGS LOOK LIKE

[poseidon-offical]

YOU’RE THE GOD OF THE DEAD, USE COMMON SENSE.

[offical-hades]

IM THE GOD OF THE DEAD NOT THE GOD OF COMMON SENSE DOOFUS!

[poseidon-offical]

These urs?

What the fuck are those.

[crushed-sugar]

Can’t believe you say that to your childrens’ faces.

[poseidon-offical]

These are not mine.

[offical-hades]

I thought all fish were yours brother

[poseidon-offical]

These are not real fish.

[offical-hades]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

...

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

COMPLETELY!

[offical-hades]

Idk bro, you might be The One That Tells Lies' father with all that lying you're doing...

[poseidon-offical]

THEY ARE NOT MINE.

I WOULD KNOW.

THOSE ARE FUCKING CODE.

[offical-hades]

...

...

Are you shore?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

Alright alright, fine! They aren't yours.

[poseidon-offical]

FINALLY SOMEONE BELIEVES ME!

[offical-hades]

Yeah yeah

These are still yours though

[poseidon-offical]

Yes?

[offical-hades]

You're fine knowing you made these?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes.

[offical-hades]

... I dont believe you bro

[poseidon-offical]

Those aren’t living ones, they’re much more beautiful ALIVE.

[offical-hades]

Mhm, sure.

[poseidon-offical]

It’s so cruel to kill someone’s child, present them with their child’s shriveled corpse, and then insult their child.

[offical-hades]

I WASNT THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM!? And they ALWAYS coming down here looking like rhat, how was i supposed to know that wasnt normall for them!?

[poseidon-offical]

OF COURSE IT ISN’T!

[offical-hades]

LISTEN MAN THATS MY ONLY EXPOSURE TO THEM OK!? YOU PRESENT A MAN A DOG AND THATS WHAT HE THINKS DOGS LOOK LIKE

[poseidon-offical]

These urs?

What the fuck are those.

[crushed-sugar]

Can’t believe you say that to your childrens’ faces.

[poseidon-offical]

These are not mine.

[offical-hades]

I thought all fish were yours brother

[poseidon-offical]

These are not real fish.

[offical-hades]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

...

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

COMPLETELY!

[offical-hades]

Idk bro, you might be The One That Tells Lies' father with all that lying you're doing...

[poseidon-offical]

THEY ARE NOT MINE.

I WOULD KNOW.

THOSE ARE FUCKING CODE.

[offical-hades]

...

...

Are you shore?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

Alright alright, fine! They aren't yours.

[poseidon-offical]

FINALLY SOMEONE BELIEVES ME!

[offical-hades]

Yeah yeah

These are still yours though

[poseidon-offical]

Yes?

[offical-hades]

You're fine knowing you made these?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes.

[offical-hades]

... I dont believe you bro

[poseidon-offical]

Those aren’t living ones, they’re much more beautiful ALIVE.

[offical-hades]

Mhm, sure.

[poseidon-offical]

It’s so cruel to kill someone’s child, present them with their child’s shriveled corpse, and then insult their child.

[offical-hades]

I WASNT THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM!? And they ALWAYS coming down here looking like rhat, how was i supposed to know that wasnt normall for them!?

[poseidon-offical]

These urs?

What the fuck are those.

[crushed-sugar]

Can’t believe you say that to your childrens’ faces.

[poseidon-offical]

These are not mine.

[offical-hades]

I thought all fish were yours brother

[poseidon-offical]

These are not real fish.

[offical-hades]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

...

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

COMPLETELY!

[offical-hades]

Idk bro, you might be The One That Tells Lies' father with all that lying you're doing...

[poseidon-offical]

THEY ARE NOT MINE.

I WOULD KNOW.

THOSE ARE FUCKING CODE.

[offical-hades]

...

...

Are you shore?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

Alright alright, fine! They aren't yours.

[poseidon-offical]

FINALLY SOMEONE BELIEVES ME!

[offical-hades]

Yeah yeah

These are still yours though

[poseidon-offical]

Yes?

[offical-hades]

You're fine knowing you made these?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes.

[offical-hades]

... I dont believe you bro

[poseidon-offical]

Those aren’t living ones, they’re much more beautiful ALIVE.

[offical-hades]

Mhm, sure.

[poseidon-offical]

These urs?

What the fuck are those.

[crushed-sugar]

Can’t believe you say that to your childrens’ faces.

[poseidon-offical]

These are not mine.

[offical-hades]

I thought all fish were yours brother

[poseidon-offical]

These are not real fish.

[offical-hades]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

...

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

COMPLETELY!

[offical-hades]

Idk bro, you might be The One That Tells Lies' father with all that lying you're doing...

[poseidon-offical]

THEY ARE NOT MINE.

I WOULD KNOW.

THOSE ARE FUCKING CODE.

[offical-hades]

...

...

Are you shore?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

Alright alright, fine! They aren't yours.

[poseidon-offical]

FINALLY SOMEONE BELIEVES ME!

[offical-hades]

Yeah yeah

These are still yours though

[poseidon-offical]

Yes?

[offical-hades]

You're fine knowing you made these?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes.

[offical-hades]

... I dont believe you bro

[poseidon-offical]

These urs?

What the fuck are those.

[crushed-sugar]

Can’t believe you say that to your childrens’ faces.

[poseidon-offical]

These are not mine.

[offical-hades]

I thought all fish were yours brother

[poseidon-offical]

These are not real fish.

[offical-hades]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

...

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

COMPLETELY!

[offical-hades]

Idk bro, you might be The One That Tells Lies' father with all that lying you're doing...

[poseidon-offical]

THEY ARE NOT MINE.

I WOULD KNOW.

THOSE ARE FUCKING CODE.

[offical-hades]

...

...

Are you shore?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

Alright alright, fine! They aren't yours.

[poseidon-offical]

FINALLY SOMEONE BELIEVES ME!

[offical-hades]

Yeah yeah

These are still yours though

[poseidon-offical]

Yes?

[offical-hades]

You're fine knowing you made these?

[poseidon-offical]

These urs?

What the fuck are those.

[crushed-sugar]

Can’t believe you say that to your childrens’ faces.

[poseidon-offical]

These are not mine.

[offical-hades]

I thought all fish were yours brother

[poseidon-offical]

These are not real fish.

[offical-hades]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

...

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

COMPLETELY!

[offical-hades]

Idk bro, you might be The One That Tells Lies' father with all that lying you're doing...

[poseidon-offical]

THEY ARE NOT MINE.

I WOULD KNOW.

THOSE ARE FUCKING CODE.

[offical-hades]

...

...

Are you shore?

[poseidon-offical]

YES!

[offical-hades]

Alright alright, fine! They aren't yours.

[poseidon-offical]

FINALLY SOMEONE BELIEVES ME!

[offical-hades]

Yeah yeah

These are still yours though