Office Ghosts!

[william-srane-offical]

It is pride month, ghosts.

You know what this means.

[office-ghosts-offical]

We’re not doing this whole “do you want us to make gay ___”

Here’s what we have instead!

A list of everyone’s pride!

Will is gay

Vinny is ace

Jenny’s bi

Sarah is an ally

Daniel is bi

[william-srane-offical]

I want a world where Daniel and I were together! Ugh, ghosts, what the hell am I to do?!

[office-ghosts-offical]

You’re omnipotent, Will.

[office-ghosts-offical]

seam

Get me out of this vessel

Would you like to buy?

Talk?

Sell?

[copyright-officol]

I, the fake copyright have a few things to sell you!

[office-ghosts-offical]

Like what?

[copyright-officol]

Well I’ve got some extra helltack

[office-ghosts-offical]

Why would we want that

We’ll take it!

[office-ghosts-offical]

seam

Get me out of this vessel

Would you like to buy?

Talk?

Sell?

[copyright-officol]

I, the fake copyright have a few things to sell you!

[office-ghosts-offical]

Like what?

[office-ghosts-offical]

seam

Get me out of this vessel

Would you like to buy?

Talk?

Sell?

[copyright-officol]

YOU!

YOU AND AND MY FAKE HAVE SOME THINGS THAT DONT BELONG TO YOU!

I shall give you 1 warning.

Give me and my best friend @copyright-offical our stuff back and I WONT kill you.

I have gone on a wild goose chase for my pants and I am out of patience.

Sincerely @sans-the-skeleconch the je er

Nope!

you’ll have to try a little harder than that if you want to go through with this

yours heroically, ©️

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

well I tried being nice like I'm trying with my clone @sans-the-skeieconch. but I guess you want to die.

he conjures a f̵̐ͅi̵̜̎r̵̖̐e̵̺͑͌ḃ̵̗a̵͓̟͛̎l̸͚̩̈́l̷͔̹̎̇, its black as midnight

I don't like using the eldritch side of my powers but ill make an exception for you.

He throws it at you (it will burn you far more than it should if you don't doge it)

[skeieconch-the-host-offical]

{he hits you over the head with a comically large hammer}

If your looking for the pants then they are on the way here right now

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

AGH!

WHY IS IT ALLWAYS THE HAMMER!

he rubs his head, its somehow unharmed

do you want me to fight you or no.

[skeieconch-the-host-offical]

yeah sure

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

fine, I promise not to kill you.

PINK! put him to sleep!

{suddenly a child made of pink silk appears}

ON IT DAD! :D

{wait, when did skeleconch have children?}

{pink sings and you start feel tired}

[skeieconch-the-host-offical]

{he snaps teleporting pink away}

Not letting you hide behind your children this time!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

skeleconch is glowing, he must be preparing something

wasn't trying to.

[skeieconch-the-host-offical]

Well then.

Bring it.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Z A P!

Your feeling tired and cant remember what you were doing

Huf, Huf, well there goes half my mana.

Why dont you take a break buddy, you look like you haven't slept in days.

[office-ghosts-offical]

You should take a break Sans.

I know how Daniel works.

Plus, it’s my turn.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Alright, I'll let you handle the fake. I dont like fighting it anyway.

[office-ghosts-offical]

Play support.

[copyright-officol]

YOU!

YOU AND AND MY FAKE HAVE SOME THINGS THAT DONT BELONG TO YOU!

I shall give you 1 warning.

Give me and my best friend @copyright-offical our stuff back and I WONT kill you.

I have gone on a wild goose chase for my pants and I am out of patience.

Sincerely @sans-the-skeleconch the je er

Nope!

you’ll have to try a little harder than that if you want to go through with this

yours heroically, ©️

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

well I tried being nice like I'm trying with my clone @sans-the-skeieconch. but I guess you want to die.

he conjures a f̵̐ͅi̵̜̎r̵̖̐e̵̺͑͌ḃ̵̗a̵͓̟͛̎l̸͚̩̈́l̷͔̹̎̇, its black as midnight

I don't like using the eldritch side of my powers but ill make an exception for you.

He throws it at you (it will burn you far more than it should if you don't doge it)

[skeieconch-the-host-offical]

{he hits you over the head with a comically large hammer}

If your looking for the pants then they are on the way here right now

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

AGH!

WHY IS IT ALLWAYS THE HAMMER!

he rubs his head, its somehow unharmed

do you want me to fight you or no.

[skeieconch-the-host-offical]

yeah sure

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

fine, I promise not to kill you.

PINK! put him to sleep!

{suddenly a child made of pink silk appears}

ON IT DAD! :D

{wait, when did skeleconch have children?}

{pink sings and you start feel tired}

[skeieconch-the-host-offical]

{he snaps teleporting pink away}

Not letting you hide behind your children this time!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

skeleconch is glowing, he must be preparing something

wasn't trying to.

[skeieconch-the-host-offical]

Well then.

Bring it.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Z A P!

Your feeling tired and cant remember what you were doing

Huf, Huf, well there goes half my mana.

Why dont you take a break buddy, you look like you haven't slept in days.

[office-ghosts-offical]

You should take a break Sans.

I know how Daniel works.

Plus, it’s my turn.

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

UPDATE!

I managed to locate a second part

it seems like

@mrevilvillanplotman-officol

has the sound systems

I hope you’re ready to fight a clone of your boss copyright

and sans, How’s getting the battery going?

@sans-the-skeleconch @copyright-offical

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Just got it back, I feel like something isn't right though. Any idea why the angel hadn't slept in 3 days?

Last I checked the clones were at least taken care of. He seemed, not ok.

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

eh it’s probably nothing

remember, We need to focus on getting the parts back we don’t have time to try and look through the mind of someone that crazy

did he say anything weird though?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... he was crazy insisant he must keep it and something bad would happen if we collected all the parts.

Im keeping the battery for the moment, is safer with me than you right now.

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

Makes sense, Though be sure to return it when it’s needed

Be sure to go after the next piece soon.

and do you have any idea as to what said “bad thing” could be?

last I checked we are preventing something bad by doing this

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

No idea, I'll get to work on the next part now.

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

Good luck!

Did the battery get damaged by the fight though?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Nope, I think its even been charged!

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

let me know if the fake plotter says anything weird

[office-ghosts-offical]

Got the speakers!

Also, yeah he said about dealing with some kind of consequences

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

Haiii!

Molly here!

Mind if I get those speakers from you?

—Molly of @office-ghosts-offical

Do you even know why I’m protecting these?

[office-ghosts-offical]

Nope!

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

And why do you want it.

[office-ghosts-offical]

Welp, Daniel would’ve gone after it, and Will sent us to help while he can’t!

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

And what do you think you are accomplishing by doing this?

[office-ghosts-offical]

To help Daniel!

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

I know that you are making a mistake.

Yet it is your mistake to make

so I shall give you the speakers and let you face the consequences despite what that lady warned me of.

[office-ghosts-offical]

Okay!

Thank you!

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

Haiii!

Molly here!

Mind if I get those speakers from you?

—Molly of @office-ghosts-offical

Do you even know why I’m protecting these?

[office-ghosts-offical]

Nope!

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

And why do you want it.

[office-ghosts-offical]

Welp, Daniel would’ve gone after it, and Will sent us to help while he can’t!

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

And what do you think you are accomplishing by doing this?

[office-ghosts-offical]

To help Daniel!

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

Haiii!

Molly here!

Mind if I get those speakers from you?

—Molly of @office-ghosts-offical

Do you even know why I’m protecting these?

[office-ghosts-offical]

Nope!

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

And why do you want it.

[office-ghosts-offical]

Welp, Daniel would’ve gone after it, and Will sent us to help while he can’t!

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

Haiii!

Molly here!

Mind if I get those speakers from you?

—Molly of @office-ghosts-offical

Do you even know why I’m protecting these?

[office-ghosts-offical]

Nope!

[office-ghosts-offical]

it is snail time

Welcome to the officsnailverse

EYYY THIS IS SO COOL TYSM

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Hey here’s your shoes, I need help

@evil-pukicho-real-officol

Yes? Wat do you need help with?

Apon touching the shoues sans seems to much more lively

Oh! What do you need help with friend?

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

remember the update post that said who has the first showstopper part?

could you please go get that.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ill go get thet done.

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

you should probably bring copyright with you

since I’m pretty sure they will use the part to give themselves an advantage in combat

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I think with my 2/3 unique minions with me I should be able to even the battlefield.

Siriously, when did they start calling me dad.

Copyright is currently unavailable as they are in a pocket dimension.

[office-ghosts-offical]

I or Molly could help

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

That would be much appreciated!

[office-ghosts-offical]

Cool. You want her or me?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You, im sending out my 2 minions first.

[office-ghosts-offical]

Aren’t they fragile? Plus they’re just kids. Vinny can take care of them while you’re gone!

What? Sarah, don’t volunteer me for th-

He says yes!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... despite the fact their kids they arnt so weak anymore. Im not shure how but they have been getting more real in a sense.

Plus you dont what to watch those two. If i dont take them along thet will just sneak out and follow me.

[office-ghosts-offical]

Maybe pink should stay though, she seems a little unfit for combat

Plus, Vinny would be great at making sure they don’t sneak off!

STOP VOLUNTEERING ME-

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... do you want pink to eat a hole through your wall? Because she can and will to folow me.

[office-ghosts-offical]

He’ll be fineee

You may wanna summon a blank minion for him to possess though

Why am I the one who has to do this?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... wait. THEY ALREADY LEFT WITHOUT US! AGH! WIZ YOUR IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

[office-ghosts-offical]

I believe they went to go dig stardust up from the grave

That’s what I have to take care of? Grave robbers?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Hey here’s your shoes, I need help

@evil-pukicho-real-officol

Yes? Wat do you need help with?

Apon touching the shoues sans seems to much more lively

Oh! What do you need help with friend?

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

remember the update post that said who has the first showstopper part?

could you please go get that.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ill go get thet done.

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

you should probably bring copyright with you

since I’m pretty sure they will use the part to give themselves an advantage in combat

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I think with my 2/3 unique minions with me I should be able to even the battlefield.

Siriously, when did they start calling me dad.

Copyright is currently unavailable as they are in a pocket dimension.

[office-ghosts-offical]

I or Molly could help

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

That would be much appreciated!

[office-ghosts-offical]

Cool. You want her or me?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You, im sending out my 2 minions first.

[office-ghosts-offical]

Aren’t they fragile? Plus they’re just kids. Vinny can take care of them while you’re gone!

What? Sarah, don’t volunteer me for th-

He says yes!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... despite the fact their kids they arnt so weak anymore. Im not shure how but they have been getting more real in a sense.

Plus you dont what to watch those two. If i dont take them along thet will just sneak out and follow me.

[office-ghosts-offical]

Maybe pink should stay though, she seems a little unfit for combat

Plus, Vinny would be great at making sure they don’t sneak off!

STOP VOLUNTEERING ME-

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... do you want pink to eat a hole through your wall? Because she can and will to folow me.

[office-ghosts-offical]

He’ll be fineee

You may wanna summon a blank minion for him to possess though

Why am I the one who has to do this?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Hey here’s your shoes, I need help

@evil-pukicho-real-officol

Yes? Wat do you need help with?

Apon touching the shoues sans seems to much more lively

Oh! What do you need help with friend?

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

remember the update post that said who has the first showstopper part?

could you please go get that.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ill go get thet done.

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

you should probably bring copyright with you

since I’m pretty sure they will use the part to give themselves an advantage in combat

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I think with my 2/3 unique minions with me I should be able to even the battlefield.

Siriously, when did they start calling me dad.

Copyright is currently unavailable as they are in a pocket dimension.

[office-ghosts-offical]

I or Molly could help

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

That would be much appreciated!

[office-ghosts-offical]

Cool. You want her or me?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You, im sending out my 2 minions first.

[office-ghosts-offical]

Aren’t they fragile? Plus they’re just kids. Vinny can take care of them while you’re gone!

What? Sarah, don’t volunteer me for th-

He says yes!

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

... despite the fact their kids they arnt so weak anymore. Im not shure how but they have been getting more real in a sense.

Plus you dont what to watch those two. If i dont take them along thet will just sneak out and follow me.

[office-ghosts-offical]

Maybe pink should stay though, she seems a little unfit for combat

Plus, Vinny would be great at making sure they don’t sneak off!

STOP VOLUNTEERING ME-

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Hey here’s your shoes, I need help

@evil-pukicho-real-officol

Yes? Wat do you need help with?

Apon touching the shoues sans seems to much more lively

Oh! What do you need help with friend?

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

remember the update post that said who has the first showstopper part?

could you please go get that.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ill go get thet done.

[host-of-evil-pukishow-offical]

you should probably bring copyright with you

since I’m pretty sure they will use the part to give themselves an advantage in combat

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

I think with my 2/3 unique minions with me I should be able to even the battlefield.

Siriously, when did they start calling me dad.

Copyright is currently unavailable as they are in a pocket dimension.

[office-ghosts-offical]

I or Molly could help

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

That would be much appreciated!

[office-ghosts-offical]

Cool. You want her or me?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You, im sending out my 2 minions first.

[office-ghosts-offical]

Aren’t they fragile? Plus they’re just kids. Vinny can take care of them while you’re gone!

What? Sarah, don’t volunteer me for th-

He says yes!