NOT A BAD DAY.

indie jim halpert. selective and semi-active. written by emma. rebooted 17/02/16.

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highly selective & private MULTI-MUSE blog. currently featuring muses from the office (us), disney, les misérables, the hunger games, dead poets society. written by EMMA.

[feistypcnts-blog]

psa.

i’m in the process of setting up a multi-muse blog for all my secondary accounts, including this one. this has been a long time coming tbh, and something i kept putting off, but i think this will be really good for me and less stressful than juggling a bunch of accounts alongside my main. i’ll post a link when everything’s set up if people wanna follow and continue to plot though i will be starting afresh with threads. new start. obviously i understand that not everyone’s comfortable with multi-muse blogs and that’s okay, but i’d love to continue building friendships. and if not, you can always find me at my main, sunshinemade. so yeah! this is in the works, but i just wanted to give you guys a heads up!

[onlyhuman]

[officeprankster-blog]

qxeenofthegays:

A SMILE makes its way across her lips and she can’t gold back a breathy chuckle, despite any attempt to keep a neutral expression. “Well,” she shrugs, “you should hear the things my husband tries to pass off as PRANKS – it’s bad. Sure, alarm clocks aren’t the craziest thing I’ve ever heard, but I’m sure it’ll be funny. Besides, I’m getting the feeling that this isn’t exactly your FIRST rodeo.”

               ❛  oh, absolutely not.  ❜  he’s most definitely not an amateur in the art of pranking, years of practice now and some highs and lows in the skill. of course, some tricks have been more successful with his limited audience than others.  ❛  ------ i mean, your husband sounds like a guy i wanna be friends with. we could exchange TIPS.  ❜

[yugbbam-deactivated20170817]

We should try to take mental pictures of the high points. 

[officeprankster-blog]

         “ … from time to time, i send dwight faxes… from himself… from the future. ”                                                          rebooted 17/02/16.

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theparkslady:

                ‘ you’re both lucky my husband is the city manager and can do damage control…. okay it wasn’t Ben having to fix anything bad but a little carried away yes. ’

               ❛  we’re very sorry, i’m very sorry ------  it was a little bit FUNNY though, you have to admit?  ❜  a pause.  ❛  ------ okay, no, ah, maybe not so much. just a tiny bit. and it won’t happen again.  ❜

[officeprankster-blog]

offficemanager:

      “Oh god –” she retorts, voice hushed as she glances over in the saleswoman’s direction, “She didn’t keep eating it – did she ??” The thought ALONE was enough to turn her stomach & keep her from going for her mixed berry yogurt later ( & nothing EVER deters her from that ). 

               ❛  hopefully not, i was too busy trying not to throw up, honestly.  ❜  he relaxes against her desk bent at the waist to bring tall frame down so gaze levels with her own.  ❛  just you wait though ------ i’ve got something pretty cool planned up for this afternoon.  ❜

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[onlyhuman]

[officeprankster-blog]

i swear activity will pick up here soon!! jim muse is very much there but his voice isn’t very present in my head for replies so bear(s, beets, battlestar galatica) with me!

[onlyhuman]

[samanthapanther]

fangirl challenge - [10] friendships

↳[3/10] Jim and Dwight

[officeprankster-blog]

offficemanager:

     Each morning she WAKES UP still in a state of disbelief. Never before did she think this level of HAPPINESS was possible – was something SHE could ever achieve. This is her life – & she couldn’t be more grateful. Jim Halpert was a game changer – still IS. It’s funny how much can change when one finally opens their eyes to see what’s been standing in front of them all along.             “ – shut up.” Cheeks heat up, brightening to a DEEP RED. She’ll never get used to it – the way he looks at her. If only she could always see herself through the lens of his gaze. “I love you SO MUCH.” 

               he’s a man in love. he can’t be held responsible for his actions when she’s around, because he just wants to kiss that beautiful smile every second of every day. there were times before they got together that he thought he’d never experience this, that he’d never get to be with the love of his life, with his soulmate.  ❛  just telling the truth, beesly!  ❜

               but his defence is offered up with a return of the loving sentiment, firm hands cupping blushing cheeks to steal another sweet kiss.  ❛  how about dinner tonight? just you and me.  ❜

[onlyhuman]

[officeprankster-blog]

spiritofmelancholy:

@officeprankster has a death wish.

“Dwight just gave me a 20 minute lecture on the importance of emergency preparedness in case of a zombie apocalypse, and he was wrong about EVERYTHING. He must pay.”

               ❛  oh, well, we’ve all had that lecture. be thankful you didn’t get the hour long version with live action demonstrations.  ❜

[officeprankster-blog]

& @offficemanager​ !

               ❛  it’s crazy how much i love you.  ❜  sometimes he just looks to pam in awe, offers that little whisper of his normal voice, practically breathless with how beautiful she looks, and today is one of those days. god, he’s a lucky guy.