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wooden overcoats as text posts in 2025???? more likely than you think

everyone on piffling vale is living in a slice of life comedy except for dr edgware, who is trapped in an episode of the magnus archives

#wo #JASKHSDFJKAHSFDAF

not-equippedforthis

rudyard funn character of all time. he has a persecution complex. everyone is actually out to get him. those two facts are not related. hes like 5"2. he threw his rival off a waterfall and gave him grapes afterwards. he likes spreadsheets. his best friend is a mouse. his first response to any situation is to scream and cry. he fell down a well. hes asexual. he posed in a naked calendar to preserve his work schedule. one of his enemies is a parrot. hes good with kids. he brought cooked rice to a wedding. he builds furniture for mice. hes shit at acting. his first friend used him to try and blow up the town. he got kicked out of boy scouts. he got framed as a serial killer. he broke instagram. his kettle is stolen from the council. he dissolved a corpse by accident. he hates corpses. he owns a funeral home. hes 35.

#wo #character of all time

parkayquarts

daniel this isnt funny

#wolf 359 #eiffel #jacobi #maxwell #OBSESSED with your designs

avesmonster

hastily edited this just now cause i had a vision

#wolf 359 #jacobi #kepler #AKJSDFHKLASJDFHKJASDFHKJSAFDHKJASDFHLSFD

melancholypolywog

Kepler and Jacobi sketches

#wolf 359 #kepler #jacobi #i am so insane about them

whatsaterrarium

#wolf 359 #minkowski #eiffel #HELP MEEEE SHHDJSHF LITERALLY THEM

swanpyart

Cecil Palmer could do TMA but Jon Sims could not do WTNV. Cecil has no fucking curiosity, as the Archivist he would read all the statements and go “golly, these sure are fun :)” then find out about the Fears and kill Elias in three days. Jon in Night Vale would be fired and eaten day 1

#tma #wtnv #REAL

eva-birdman

SI-5 disco elysium style portraits!!!!! I'm obsessed with this game's art and the game in general

✨close ups

#STOP THIS IS SO COOL????? HOLY SHIT #wolf 359 #kepler #jacobi #maxwell

cecil-apologist-deactivated2024

you bully cecil about confessing his love on live radio but honestly if you like someone u should be as blunt about it as possible or nothing will ever get done.

cecil-apologist-deactivated2024

like he had a strat and it worked. you cannot deny that it worked. you are sitting there single bc you don't have the courage the strength the vision to doxx a barber

#wtnv #SO TRUE

commsroom

hephaestus station handyman 🧰 (by @jamisonrivv)

#wolf 359 #eiffel #I LOOOOOOVE THIS DESIGN

phoebastria-albatrus

i think more people should imagine kepler as trans. its funny

#wolf 359 #jacobi #kepler #maxwell #ASHDGFHJAGSDF HELP

foxy-alien

I’m contractually obligated to draw lup in pretty dresses or they’ll make me eat old food

keplercryptids

[image description: a drawing of Lup in front of a blue background. She’s a chubby elf with brown skin, faint freckles across her face and thick, wavy, dark brown hair that falls past her shoulders and is dyed bright orange at the ends. She’s wearing a sleevless black gown with a V neckline, covered in silver sparkles. She’s holding her hands behind her back, looking off to the side with a neutral expression.]

#taz #balance #lupita......... hi <33333333

milliganopen

i think minkowski from wolf 359 should have been captain of a doomed whaling vessel in the 1820s. i think she would have been very good at that

#wolf 359 #minkowski #THIS IS SO REAL

future-crab

Not to beat a dead horse, but the naming conventions in the Magnus Archives are truly delightful. Jonny really said, “Here’s a cast of fascinating characters! Their names are:

My actual full legal name

The first names of my friends + the last names of famous horror writers

Michael (x4)

They all die horrible deaths :)”

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