Serve and protect

Hunter Jones, at your service. NYPD . 33. Manhattan. Single.

[alaska-hart-blog]

You’re cheerful. Tell me about something that makes you happy, distract me while we wait.

[officerhunter]

You know, the 'think happy thoughts' thing really isn't effective, but I'll indulge you. Sharing a cold beer with someone I like, someone fun. 

[gabriella-blooms-blog]

Put it back in your pants, gramps, I’m far too young for you. 

[officerhunter]

Then why were you flirting?

[gabriella-blooms-blog]

Ooh, kinky. 

[officerhunter]

Are you... flirting?

[gabriella-blooms-blog]

Oh yes, I’m very hardcore. I pour my milk before my cereal and all that. Sometimes I don’t make my bed in the morning. 

[officerhunter]

Wow, good thing I have my tazer on me.

[gabriella-blooms-blog]

Please don’t arrest me; I was joking about everything. 

[officerhunter]

I don't know, you look pretty sketchy to me.

[calliopelanston]

Well, you aren’t bleeding out anymore so I think that definitely warrants a thank you.

[officerhunter]

Fine. Thanks.

[alaska-hart-blog]

Yeah, sorry. I am, hold on… How’s the pain? Wait, no talk about something that’ll keep your mind off it… Tell me about what makes you the most happiest.

[officerhunter]

You mean besides getting shot? Cause that's always a damn blast.

[alaska-hart-blog]

Harder? Do I need to press harder?

[officerhunter]

No, no! Just... Please go check if the ambulance is coming.

[gabriella-blooms-blog]

The one and only. 

[officerhunter]

Well, it is truly a pleasure to meet you.

[calliopelanston]

Well it can be since I basically just saved your life. You’re welcome, by the way.

[officerhunter]

I'll save the thank yous for when safely in an ambulance and don't have cotton stuffed into my body.

[alaska-hart-blog]

[frowns before kneeling down, pressing onto his shoulder firmly] am I hurting you?

[officerhunter]

[sucks in a harsh breath] You could say that. And you're not really doing much good.

[calliopelanston]

Why not? People need to know the life-saving abilities that tampons have. Maybe more people will buy them. Make them cheaper.

[officerhunter]

[winces] Making hygiene products cheaper is not exactly my priority right now.

[gabriella-blooms-blog]

You texted me. And sent your friend to investigate me. 

[officerhunter]

You're the arsonist and drug-owning self-proclaimed asshole?

[gabriella-blooms-blog]

I’m Gabby. 

[officerhunter]

Pleasure to meet you?

[gabriella-blooms-blog]

As in…Cop Hunter? 

[officerhunter]

Yes?

[gabriella-blooms-blog]

I don’t think that’s how it works. 

[officerhunter]

Well, if you did want to talk to an almost not a stranger, I'm Hunter.

[emmaxray-blog]

It doesn’t look minor! There’s blood squirting everywhere! Okay, okay, what?! I can’ see anything.

[officerhunter]

Just find something before the blood stops squirting, alright?