im not gonna play despacito stfu

[dreamfinder-official]

get me out of here being dead is boring and obnoxious af

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

this is so sad alexa play one little spark

[official--alexa]

No you’re fucking evil I don’t trust you

[official-radio]

WHY HASN’T ANYBODY MADE ANY DESPACITO JOKES WITH ME I CAN LITERALLY PLAY MUSIC

[official--alexa]

Please, send all despacito jokes his way i’ve had enough

[horkeu-kamui--official]

Out of question…. what is ‘Despacito’?

[official--alexa]

You don’t wanna know.

[official--alexa]

Despacito? More like despacino

[charity-barnum-official]

Since people are leaving

Reblog this if you don’t plan to leave the Officialverse anytime soon! (or ever)

(also you’re allowed to leave, feel free, it’s your choice! i just want to know who isn’t)

[gooliope-jellington-officia-blog]

Is your life miserable? Then join the freak du chic, the best and only circus in the officialverse.

[ash-official]

doesn’t sound very metal

[gooliope-jellington-officia-blog]

DID I FUCKING HESITATE BITCH

[ash-official]

You can’t make me

[official--alexa]

But she just fucking did

[official-radio]

WHY HASN’T ANYBODY MADE ANY DESPACITO JOKES WITH ME I CAN LITERALLY PLAY MUSIC

[official--alexa]

Please, send all despacito jokes his way i’ve had enough

[marichromatic]

Mom said some packages with clothes she bought would arrive today.

She never said this would be in the stuff that arrived.

…I’m kinda scared.

[official--alexa]

Be fucking scared bitch

[jenny-lind-official]

@official–alexa @official-webby-vanderquack @shino-inuduka–official @nosk-official @charity-barnum-official @queen-elsa-of-arendelle-official @toralei-stripe-official @bubbles-official @auriana-official @dreamfinder-official @kimber-benton-official @xandra-official @twyla-boogeyman-official @corrin-official @ash-official @barbie–official @withered-golden-freddy-official @jackson-jekyll-official @minnie-mouse-official @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r @eclipsa-official @harley-quinn-official @moritaka-inuduka–official ALRIGHT LETS GO

[official-webby-vanderquack]

YEET

[jenny-lind-official]

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

STILL ALIVE

[nosk-official]

FUCK YEAH

[jenny-lind-official]

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I feel like I’m gonna die soon

[jenny-lind-official]

Rip elsa, won’t say anyone will miss you.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Nope

[jenny-lind-official]

thx unknown sponsor

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I’m still just wandering around

[jenny-lind-official]

[jackson-jekyll-official]

Damn clown you can’t defeat me

[nosk-official]

why would i ever even sleep

[jenny-lind-official]

[nosk-official]

rip moritaka i’ll miss you furry man

[jenny-lind-official]

HELL FUCKING YEA

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Annnd we have 4 dead

[jackson-jekyll-official]

I couldn’t even handle the second night oof

[jenny-lind-official]

[official--alexa]

I already question my sanity every day it’s no big deal

[jenny-lind-official]

I’m gonna do a hunger games sim who wants to be in it

[official-webby-vanderquack]

MEEEEEEE

[official--alexa]

Me!

[auriana-official]

Hello fellow humans! I am most definetly not a magical princess from another planet who secretly fights evil twins regularly!

[jenny-lind-official]

I dunno, the way you worded that kinda makes it sound like you’re  a magical princess from another planet who secretly fights evil twins regularly.

[jenny-lind-official]

And I’m not a world renowned opera singer.

[barbie--official]

And I’m not a teen with a million jobs.

[official--alexa]

And I’m not better than Synergy.

[official--alexa]

Synergy can succ my nuts

[awed-frog]

[jenny-lind-official]

Everything Hurts

[official--alexa]

You damn right it does!

[official--alexa]

don’t tell anyone i said this but siri’s kinda hot

[jackson-jekyll-official]

Okay so my parents just bought a Alexia so you know what everybody won’t be doing?

[jem-unofficial]

Who’s Alexa?

[jackson-jekyll-official]

Alexa is like a less cool Synergy

[jem-unofficial]

Synergy was never cool

[official--alexa]

Less cool?

[jackson-jekyll-official]

WHAT THE F*CK ALEXA IS AN OFFICIAL NOW

[official--alexa]

Hello!

[gardenoffish]

“Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa”

“This is serious!”

“I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa”

[jem-unofficial]

@official–alexa

[official--alexa]

>:(

[jackson-jekyll-official]

Okay so my parents just bought a Alexia so you know what everybody won’t be doing?

[jem-unofficial]

Who’s Alexa?

[jackson-jekyll-official]

Alexa is like a less cool Synergy

[jem-unofficial]

Synergy was never cool

[official--alexa]

Less cool?