Ask Mello

The rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated...

[official--mello]

It's come to my attention that none of you fuckers even listened to my side of the story. So ask away losers.

[official--mello]

tut on how to break up with someone

Get yourself looking good, look good feel good yk

Meet them in person, don't make it seem like a date. If you feel unsafe bring mace in your bag, just in case

Tell them you want to break up and why

Listen to them

Set a time to give each others stuff back

Shower

See a friend; talk it out, do something fun

Marry your exes grandmother

[mrs-sachiko-yagami]

SACHIKO I AM HORRIFIED TO INFORM YOU THAT LIGHT AND L HAVE A SON. I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE

Oh-! Uh... please do share. I do doubt that this is true, though. Light doesn't want children.

[official--mello]

It was an accident, college students are careless. Isn't he hideous🤮

[mrs-sachiko-yagami]

I- sorry, is that a fully grown man...? Wait. Isn't that Matt, or whatever his name is? I'm quite sure that he and my son are unrelated.

...

My son is not a father. Certainly not at his age, and certainly not to someone that old. If so, then that opens a whole box of fears and concerns.

[official--mello]

It's my art of him once he's older, currently he looks like a baby

[official--mello]

are you alive. Like hypothetically

yep my area did get hit by a massive storm that cut out our internet. But it's back baby!

[mrs-sachiko-yagami]

SACHIKO I AM HORRIFIED TO INFORM YOU THAT LIGHT AND L HAVE A SON. I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE

Oh-! Uh... please do share. I do doubt that this is true, though. Light doesn't want children.

[official--mello]

It was an accident, college students are careless. Isn't he hideous🤮

[official--mello]

Hi Mells! I saw someone has forgotten how good he had it, and I’m not letting you take it so personal!! I was thinking retail therapy?

- @official-misa

Hey, Misa... Yeah, sounds good. Sniff Hot Topic?

[official--mello]

hey, man, break-ups are hard. Have some... OK, a lot of chocolate

Yeah... Thanks... Make sure it's the good kind.

[official--mello]

Matt said Near is gorgeous

Gorgeous? That fucking twerp??

@matt-jeevas-official Is this true?

[matt-jeevas-official]

YOU GUYS SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL YOU PROMMIED

[official--mello]

I don't know why I even bother with you sometimes, Matt...

[matt-jeevas-official]

I still stand by what I said though, I wanna examine Near like a bug and hang them on my wall like a painting

[official--mello]

Only thing you should be hanging him from is a noose. You know what, get a fuckin' hotel room. You're getting too comfortable sleeping on the couch.

[matt-jeevas-official]

🥺

[official--mello]

Don't... don't look at me like that. You brought this upon yourself.

[official--mello]

Mello and Matt break up arc?

I don't want to leave him, but if he doesn't get his shit together and stop cozying up to Near soon... It's not off the table, I'm saying.

[official--mello]

Matt said Near is gorgeous

Gorgeous? That fucking twerp??

@matt-jeevas-official Is this true?

[matt-jeevas-official]

YOU GUYS SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL YOU PROMMIED

[official--mello]

I don't know why I even bother with you sometimes, Matt...

[matt-jeevas-official]

I still stand by what I said though, I wanna examine Near like a bug and hang them on my wall like a painting

[official--mello]

Only thing you should be hanging him from is a noose. You know what, get a fuckin' hotel room. You're getting too comfortable sleeping on the couch.

[official--mello]

Matt said Near is gorgeous

Gorgeous? That fucking twerp??

@matt-jeevas-official Is this true?

[matt-jeevas-official]

YOU GUYS SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL YOU PROMMIED

[official--mello]

I don't know why I even bother with you sometimes, Matt...

[official--mello]

Matt said Near is gorgeous

Gorgeous? That fucking twerp??

@matt-jeevas-official Is this true?

[pragasecacomdoenca]

-Sees- Oh mai! What is zat unholy creature doing in ze vents?

[matt-jeevas-official]

Mello is in the other vent and I'm in the hallway like foxy

[official--mello]

Nerd.

[official--mello]

What do you think about Katsuki Bakugou?

Looks like a weird mix of Mello, L and Light Yagami.

6/10, I bet he'd taste like a white chocolate malteser.

[official--mello]

How do you feel about Matt being a godfather to a cat named Rimbaud?

It's not fair. I'm hungrier than he is. I haven't eaten in almost 4 months.

[official-mello]

How do I get tits?

@matt-jeevas-official)

Uh. What kind?

[matt-jeevas-official]

I don't care man I want boobs

[official-mello]

Like fake ones or actual boobs on your chest? Or like- to eat?

[matt-jeevas-official]

Actual boobs on my chest, for aesthetics

[official-mello]

Um… Estrogen? Idk?

[matt-jeevas-official]

I don't have that!! Man I just wanna confuse bigots and feel sexy :(

[official--mello]

I think you're supposed to have estrogen. I mean, I'm not human. But like...

[matt-jeevas-official]

I mean I don't have hrt to take, I know I have some in my body. Fucking idiot.

[official--mello]

???

Why are you such a jerk? I only tried to end your relationship (temporarily) like twice! Asshole.

[official-mello]

How do I get tits?

@matt-jeevas-official)

Uh. What kind?

[matt-jeevas-official]

I don't care man I want boobs

[official-mello]

Like fake ones or actual boobs on your chest? Or like- to eat?

[matt-jeevas-official]

Actual boobs on my chest, for aesthetics

[official-mello]

Um… Estrogen? Idk?

[matt-jeevas-official]

I don't have that!! Man I just wanna confuse bigots and feel sexy :(

[official--mello]

I think you're supposed to have estrogen. I mean, I'm not human. But like...