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y’shtola

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neil-gaiman

How You Can Help

It's the question I'm getting most often. This was just up on Twitter:

Go to

Hit Donate, and when it asks where you want to donate to, Film and Television.

horse-is-a-horse-of-course

mityenka

did anyone do this yet

chrispineofficial

lately been having a lot of dreams about wearing extremely high heels and also swimming in the ocean. this can only mean i’m gonna be the world’s first mermaid drag queen

synge-street-deactivated2024112

first? learn your herstory

chrispineofficial

my good bitch that is a starfish

synge-street-deactivated2024112

gonna be honest i didnt take in the word mermaid i just read extremely high heels and swimming in ocean, blacked out, and came to as i was hitting reblog

chrispineofficial

i understand. we all blackout over fishnets returning to their original habitat

chrispineofficial

what did i ever do to you besides provide quality family entertainment in such movies as The Princess Diaries 2 and Star Trek (2009)

zhewhoisfate

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

thembofication

אני אוהב אותך!!!

zhewhoisfate

Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,

1989nihil

guess, what @rovermcfly?

https://at.tumblr.com/spyld/speak-your-language-day/czjxygdt8j1k

itznarcotic

average shonen fan brain

vympr

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

sassytail

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

brunhiddensmusings

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

redrook

everythingfox

Big stretch

keepcalmandcarriefischer

It's pizza night and I got word from home that I am supposed to pick up "something new"

So I talked to my local pizza expert, a rad kid named Chaos. I asked them what I should do. They said to leave it to them.

Godspeed Chaos

keepcalmandcarriefischer

I said "pose with it like it's a fish you just caught"

So Chaos said "I'll do the white dad smile!"

They request that when you go to Papa Murphy's please just let the kids make you whatever they want as it is apparently the best part of the job

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Oh, so things I should have noted:

When I walked in I was treated with "Oh, it's THIS GUY!"

Where I work gets me a small discount on orders made at this particular branch. Tonight I was given a 50% discount for funnsies

I only know their name is Chaos because the time I came in and they were wearing a name tag. No one here wears name tags. They made it themselves. Out of tape.

toskarin

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

catpop12343

reblog to give a lesbian a cup of hot chocolate

andmaybegayer

I love insects where the juveniles eat meat and the adults drink nectar. Wasps with huge wicked sharp jaws and venomous stingers all to carry some spider back to its nest for its big soft wriggly babies to eat. She's going to go lazily drink nectar while they really go to town on it. So many fly larvae are voracious carnivores to be feared and avoided and then they turn into dopey flies that wander from flower to flower only stopping to lay eggs conspicuously close to a bunch of caterpillar eggs.