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This blog will be all over the place, honestly. I might start posting some doodlies soon (don't hold your breath though).

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[c2g69b8ab4]

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second but who doesn’t like eating pussy jfc

[alovesogentle]

My husband said Russian men think it’s gay

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

Yknow what

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

eating pussy…is gay….

[scornpios]

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

[jesuisdessin]

[stalessiastan]

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

[sarahmannin]

This is a very special monkey. Mom wanted you to have it. Every time you hug it, mom will know, and she’ll feel that hug too. And this monkey can speak to you. It can let you know how it feels.

[jawkey-blog]

when i was a little kid i had  a crush on the queen spider from the chuck e cheese spider stompin game

[thebestoftumbling]

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[soph-the-writer]

[ruinedchildhood]

The Greatest Curve of All Time?

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[susiephone]

every oracle in greek tragedies like

[loserluser-deactivated20240831]

just watch

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[notkatniss]

happy anniversary