I am Satan

You can call me Lucifer (or LuLu)

[genderqueerpositivity]

(Image description: a blue background, light blue text in a teal circle says “thankful to be agender”. End image description.)

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[monstermonstre]

i love how in jurassic park the woman has a phd and cargo shorts is out there solving problems and digging her hands in dinosaur poop for science 

but they still had to have a token sexy character so, instead of the usual screaming blonde with a torn shirt and tight shorts, we have him

the chaos “rock star” scientist who got a tiny bit bloody so he had to open his shirt all the way and rest his injured body in this very practical position

[princesstigerbelle]

✨Curious Zelda ✨

[catchymemes]

Reblog this last

[catchymemes]

Reblog this second

[catchymemes]

Reblog this first

[thegreendiamond]

[lake-erie]

watch the so-called ‘tolerant left’ ignore this

[oscarwetnwilde]

Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie in an ad for Alliance And Leicester.

[catchymemes]

What a weird coincidence

[catchymemes]

Slightly uncomfortable dump

[ayusaurus]

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

[babyanimalgifs]

[elliehopaunt-deactivated2025073]

worth watching for the end

[uglyassbinch420]

yo what tHE FUCK ¡

[catgirl9696]

Interesting fact these two are playing but they are using play behaviors of their own species so they dont really “match up”!

Dog - is “bowing” and using open mouth “bites” as forms of play

“Play fight with me!”

Cat - is giving the little paw bats they use when playing with kittens

“Cute kittens get booped!”

They are both trying to engage the other in a playful way but not understanding the others responce.

The dog is like “you smack so no play? but not hard smack and no bad noise so not angry?”

The cat is like “why you jump around? open mouth but no chomp? no hiss so is okay?”

And then they sort of settle with a kind of communal grooming gesture they both understand!

Dog: no play? okay i lay… we calm now friend!

Cat: sad? no play? is ok i luv u weird kitten!

[khadidon]

[corpsegirlforever]

unmute this

[penishowell-blog]

THE AUDIO IS IMPORTANT

[babyanimalgifs]

“YOU DID THIS TO ME”

[hold-muh-beer-yall]

I should not have laughed that hard at this…

[the-privateer]

the god damn comedic timing on this

[humorstaff]

[doubledepressowithtwobrownsugars]

“If it was a Muslim or a Mexican…”

I’ll just leave this right here 🤔

[virgomoncler]

[hypnotic-flow]

[poeticuma]

Holyyyy shit.

[jinchuriki-j]

And that’s the tea

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .