Jeff Goldblum Appreciation Blog

jeff goldblum's 4th ex wife

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alleycat gives unsolicited advice

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[spongehole]

This is what heterosexual families look like in animation

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uptown rat.. he’s been living in a social frat…. bet he’s never seen an ass this fat….. i bet his mama never told him that

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uptown rat… he’s been living in a paris flat.. he’s got a job inside a tall twink’s hat … his dad would not approve of that

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Math is made up bitch, the alphabet isnt real either there is no reason for academia to exist. U know what isnt made up though? Sourdough bread, Homemade Fig jam, apple sauce, strawberries also. What im saying is focus Only on the real from now on

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“what’s you gender?”

I AM FROG 

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I’ve been watching Riverdale for three seasons now and still no Elrond.

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Moss. is good, for steppin; pat pat pat

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Yoroshiku

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this is a hate crime

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white hulk

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this pride month please be aware of and lift up those often forgotten in our community. the disabled people, the plus-sized people, the people of colour, those in the closet, and anyone else left on the sidelines. pride is for all lgbt people, not just the photogenic out & proud white people.

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I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in. There’s lemonade and iced tea made fresh on hot days. Once it hits That Hour and they start saying they really should be going, I’ll remind them that the futon is always open, and I’m making cinnamon rolls tomorrow. There’s champagne and sparkling juice hidden on a high shelf just in case somebody announces their engagement or their pregnancy or their new job while they’re here. There is an extra chair in the living room, at the table, and on the deck, and it’s for you. I want to be able to say “if you’re ever in trouble, come to me.”

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