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[shrimpchirps]

Forgot that i finished the Jerma rainbow

[silkwhim]

fun phenomenon

[a-jerma-a-day]

this but the one message jerma always tends to see is some deranged shit like "hey jerma i farted for 17 hours today"

[dedeuteros]

In my school’s art gallery right now.

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

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[maidthings]

i love sowing. i fucking l- [sees someone reaping] kill that guy.

[picklerocket]

Why did I read this in Jerma's voice

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[unfairfighterr]

this is a jerma refrence.

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[toomanyspaces]

[breadloafsbiscuit]

Jerma edits actually haunt my nightmares

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[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[exposedweakness]

i’m specifically asking jerma985’s chat. this is the same chat where I demand people be banned from.

I’m just doing what I know

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[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[chantylay]

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

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[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

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[goodreefer]

they ran out of cups at dunkin and the workers started making my coffee in another’s workers cupped palms? and then they called my name and then made me drink from their hands? has this ever happened to anyone else

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[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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[shadowen]

I'm scrolling Tumblr. I pause to watch a video of Amaury Guichon. He pours chocolate into a mold, then carefully removes the shape of a human head. There are time lapse clips of chocolate being formed into a body, limbs, and hair. As the final detail is finished, he steps back to reveal the figure of a beautiful woman, uncannily lifelike. He steps forward and places a delicate kiss on her lips. The figure, now a living human woman, stirs and looks around in wonder. Amaury Guichon looks into the camera with a wide smile and holds out his arms in presentation.

"Fucking chocolate guy," I mutter to myself before scrolling to the next post.

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[dbnekonico]

i was scrolling tumblr while listening to music and i scrolled onto a post of jerma on the flute and the scroll down synced with the instrument solo and it both inspired and compelled me to make this

this is @a-jerma-a-day 's post beeteedubyoo

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[artboyboogie]

i saw a post once that said that jerma talks to his stream like hes trying to keep a pack of gorillas entertained or else theyll rip him apart. id like to add that slimecicle talks to his stream like hes been fully integrated into the gorilla pack and has become one of them

[belthegore]

jerma & frankie sundae

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