don't love me quite so fiercely now

this too shall pass

[actualselkie]

hi

♡ selkie

♡ 29 ♋

♡ he/she

♡ genderfluid disabled faggot

♡ hairstylist, drag king, idiot

♡ "sexiest fag on tumblr" - my friend storm

♡ selfies

♡ your favourite character is on tumblr ✌️

♡ definitely some kind of system (emojis that denote alters: 🦭 🌼 🩷 🏴‍☠️ 🧿 🦇 🐴 🩺 🪄 ✂️ ⚔️ 🔮 🪬 💛 🫀 👤 ⌛️) (tags added to this post for ease) INTRO POST

♡ my drag: king.gideon.grace on instagram

♡ 🌼 is @dandelion-thebard

♡ 🦇 is @bloodiedthroat

♡ 🧿 is @wanderingraklo

♡ 🏴‍☠️ is @edwardteachs

♡ 🐴 is @shootinbats

♡ 🔮 is @unseeliewitch

♡ dm for hornyposting sideblog (run by 🌼) (18+ only)

♡ partners w @the-star-system-stuff

[cyber-newtype]

pears are famously shaped objects

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[dogpuppy]

[twisted-rat-king]

told someone i'm schizophrenic and they ask "are you sure it's not just your mind playing tricks on you" bro what the fuck do you think schizophrenia is

[segamascott]

[mushroomcaphat]

"no kink in public don't walk your partner on a leash where other people might see" and just let him run into the fucking road??????

[random-jot]

ooh I got pliny of elder

[koothebird-deactivated20260418]

I love my plural friends bc sometimes I’ll just be hanging out in call and then all of the sudden The Clown Appears

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[karvina]

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds

[sweatermuppet]

don't forget to wake up sick to your stomach tomorrow

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

no worse feeling than going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid

[djstealie]

[Trying to flirt in the city] I think what you said about Wong Kar Wai was really insightful

[Trying to flirt in the country] I'd love to get high with you on your porch for 5 days

[roscolux]

dog motif is so funny because it was a real literal motif in hit show succession and then people started being like oh this is a general trope that describes whenever a character is subservient!!! no dude. they put roman in a cage.

[probuccalfat]

you are not a diva. you are a disrespectful twink with subpar vibes.

[throathole]

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

[throathole]

INCREDIBLE response