NEW JERSEY
This is the unofficial official blog for the best state in America, NJ. This blog is run by the true Jersey-ite, but Non-jerserians are welcome
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NEW JERSEY
This is the unofficial official blog for the best state in America, NJ. This blog is run by the true Jersey-ite, but Non-jerserians are welcome
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BREAKING NEWS
In the vampire Lestat, it is revealed that Daniel Molloy was turned into a vampire in Newark, meaning he is now one of us.
Everyone be nice to our new Jerseyan
That is why he was so mad at Armand, don’t worry he will be reeducated
BREAKING NEWS
In the vampire Lestat, it is revealed that Daniel Molloy was turned into a vampire in Newark, meaning he is now one of us.
Everyone be nice to our new Jerseyan
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SPOILER WARNING
After Dark S3E4: Assad and Eric play out the Armand and Daniel's first meeting in S3E4... with their roles switched.
I can’t believe I’m saying this but
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i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it
hey what the fuck
Modern roller coaster regs prohibit them from exerting more than 6gs on passengers, that is why coaster loops are oval instead of perfectly round. The highest g coaster still in operation is Six Flags Over Texas’s Shockwave, which only exerts 5.5gs.
The highest g-force ever measured was 6.5gs experienced by riders of the now defunct Moonsault Scramble formerly of Fuji-Q Highland.
This thing is one g short of the hypothetical euthanasia coaster, which in theory would have killed rider with hypoxia from sustaned 10g of force. So in other words I am sure if this loop was any larger people would have greyed out in that slide.
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oh gerard way covered in blood you mean so much to me
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What is it with leo and new jersey
Like idk it's new jersey bro 🥲
Fuck you
Wildwood, New Jersey's Carousel Motel was demolished in 2004 and replaced by a condominium complex.
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Action Park is an interesting bit of history because some guy in new jersey sat down and went "i'm going to make a waterpark that hurts people" and then people flocked there to prove they could withstand the waterpark that hurts people
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oh gerard way covered in blood you mean so much to me
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What is it with leo and new jersey
Like idk it's new jersey bro 🥲
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clavicular is so tragic to me. He’s self admittedly neurodivergent, and I can guarantee you that a big reason he is so obsessed with his looks is that it’s the only thing in his life that he feels he has control over and the only thing he knows people will like about him since his actual personality is so warped and fetid from the alphamale looksmaxxing ultra misogyny cesspool he’s embroiled in. He has tricked himself into believing that without his youth and beauty he’s a fundamentally unloveable person, and that society will always reject him, and he can’t handle it. He’s constantly seeking approval from the people around him even though he will insist he isn’t. It’s poisoned his psyche to the point that I don’t think he’ll ever fully be able to come back from this warped reality that he has built up around himself. This dude hits himself in the face with hammers and micro doses meth because he feels like it’s the only way to get the people he chooses to surround himself with to respect him. I don’t feel bad for him, or agree with him, or endorse anything he does. I think he’s a terrible and dangerous person, but it’s heartbreaking to be able to look at someone and know just how deeply they loathe everything about themself.
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